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GothGirl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11505 on: 30 July 2017, 11:52:07 pm »
Just received... 'Meet tomorrow after work?'

How hard is it to bloody introduce yourself and ask if I'm available like a normal human being?????

I replied 'who is this?' Hahahaha


His reasonse - 'is this not an AW num?'


Debating what to reply ..
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Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11506 on: 31 July 2017, 01:45:58 pm »
Just now text can I pay to smell you ?
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wishlist

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11507 on: 01 August 2017, 12:23:01 pm »
Hi there, I am a professional, middle aged, average, quiet, polite, clean guy. Caucasian with medium build and average looks. I would like only hand relief to ease my stress and omit the tensions of the daily work grind.
I would like to pay either ?10.00 for twice per week (preferred option) or ?15, 00 for once per week. Best time for me would be after work. I finish at 5.30pm (Mon to Thur) and 5.00pm on a Friday. I work in the ******** area. I can travel to most places in the West Yorkshire region within a reasonable distance say 10 miles from ******, but the closer the better. I live in the ****** area, so around this area would be fine also.
I think this is an OK deal as it is just hand relief and I do release quite quickly (about max 10 mins).
I hope this arrangement is OK with you and I look forward to your reply.
Thanks

15 quid....what is this guy smoking  ???
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QuinnAmour

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11508 on: 01 August 2017, 02:34:46 pm »
Quote from: wishlist on 01 August 2017, 12:23:01 pm
Hi there, I am a professional, middle aged, average, quiet, polite, clean guy. Caucasian with medium build and average looks. I would like only hand relief to ease my stress and omit the tensions of the daily work grind.
I would like to pay either ?10.00 for twice per week (preferred option) or ?15, 00 for once per week. Best time for me would be after work. I finish at 5.30pm (Mon to Thur) and 5.00pm on a Friday. I work in the ******** area. I can travel to most places in the West Yorkshire region within a reasonable distance say 10 miles from ******, but the closer the better. I live in the ****** area, so around this area would be fine also.
I think this is an OK deal as it is just hand relief and I do release quite quickly (about max 10 mins).
I hope this arrangement is OK with you and I look forward to your reply.
Thanks

15 quid....what is this guy smoking  ???

This kind of entitlement angers me to the max. Do people not realise how bloody rude it is to basically negotiate your worth at all, never mind to your face?? My response to this shot is usually 'and that is why I set my rates and not you. Buh'bye now'
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kate_x

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11509 on: 02 August 2017, 01:39:25 pm »
Get a text "Hi. U working today please?"

I reply with my standard "Yes, please call me as I wont reply to anymore texts"

Of course he doesn't call but texts "Ok darling. Where u based? And are u Kate?"

 :FF
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mature helen

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11510 on: 02 August 2017, 02:39:22 pm »
Had a call from a guy 1.15pm so I gave him my post code while he was in his car it told him he was half an hour away so I said 1.45? he said he wanted 2.00pm so I said ok, 20 minutes later I get a text to say he's running late can he come at 2.20pm I texted back No I'm cancelling your booking.
I really cant be arsed.
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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11511 on: 02 August 2017, 04:57:31 pm »
I'm having a day off as I can't be bothered with dickheads the past couple of days.
Had several bellends one asking for a massage,I asked him if he meant escort and he said er yeah when can you fit me in,well when were you wanting,er today,what time..er whenever..(oh just feck off..like getting blood out of a stone and it really irritates me when they go round the houses asking for a massage..I'm a hooker!)
Another slimey sounding bloke asking if I'm around today..nope..aww that's a shame...awww..I half booked him in for tomorrow after he asked if I was free all day tomoz (No dickhead make an actual booking!)then when I was going through confirming instructions he asks if I do anal!
I said I take it you haven't read a word of my ad have you?Er no just pictures and your number..I see well you won't have read the bit that says if you can't be arsed to take 5 mins to read it I can't be arsed to see you! :FF
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Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11512 on: 02 August 2017, 05:15:56 pm »
Free for 30 mins...60...need to cum twice.

Is it so hard to say hello and book in like a normal human being?!
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Marianne

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11513 on: 03 August 2017, 11:17:10 am »
Phone call
"How long for 15 mintues?"
"Do you mean how much?"
"Are you working?"
"Yes"
"How long for 15?"
"Do you mean how long for ?15?"
"No, how long for 15 mintues?"
"You get 15 minutes for 15 minutes"

I hung up. I have no patience today!
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Lucie268

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11514 on: 03 August 2017, 06:04:02 pm »
It annoys me when random guys send through booking requests without discussing it with me first (I have this written on my profile). Yesterday someone sent through two booking requests for 1 hour bookings but quoting my half hour price. I sent a polite email to them informing them to contact me first to arrange and then call to book, and also said I'm sick and not working this week but will be back next week. What does he do? Sends through another booking request for today.  :FF
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SimplySinful

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11515 on: 03 August 2017, 06:18:01 pm »
Quote from: Lucie268 on 03 August 2017, 06:04:02 pm
It annoys me when random guys send through booking requests without discussing it with me first (I have this written on my profile). Yesterday someone sent through two booking requests for 1 hour bookings but quoting my half hour price. I sent a polite email to them informing them to contact me first to arrange and then call to book, and also said I'm sick and not working this week but will be back next week. What does he do? Sends through another booking request for today.  :FF

Yup this was yet another reason I keep my diary closed (aside from the random nutter who put thro a shed load of bookings just to leave nasty FB only)
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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11516 on: 04 August 2017, 08:47:31 am »
Quote from: Lucie268 on 03 August 2017, 06:04:02 pm
It annoys me when random guys send through booking requests without discussing it with me first (I have this written on my profile). Yesterday someone sent through two booking requests for 1 hour bookings but quoting my half hour price. I sent a polite email to them informing them to contact me first to arrange and then call to book, and also said I'm sick and not working this week but will be back next week. What does he do? Sends through another booking request for today.  :FF
And that's why I keep my AW calendar set to unavailable.
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Lucie268

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11517 on: 04 August 2017, 09:38:29 am »
Quote from: BibiofLeeds on 04 August 2017, 08:47:31 am
And that's why I keep my AW calendar set to unavailable.

That's a good shout, I'm gonna do that now.
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Lushblossom

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11518 on: 04 August 2017, 10:50:08 am »
A guy asked me owing to his nerves could I please walk up to where he parks later today to escort him back to my home.

In what way would that be discreet?  Me picking him up in high heels and next to nothing on?  Walking in together?

He has never met an escort before and was suffering from nerves.

I do sympathise but that is beyond the call of duty and no way discreet so I had to cancel him.  Hey ho.
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Mya888

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11519 on: 04 August 2017, 11:03:49 am »
Quote from: Lushblossom on 04 August 2017, 10:50:08 am
A guy asked me owing to his nerves could I please walk up to where he parks later today to escort him back to my home.

In what way would that be discreet?  Me picking him up in high heels and next to nothing on?  Walking in together?

He has never met an escort before and was suffering from nerves.

I do sympathise but that is beyond the call of duty and no way discreet so I had to cancel him.  Hey ho.


That's what I find really frustrating, men who have never seen an escort, and are so nervous it makes me nervous lol
Like, they sit there saying "I'm so nervous, Ive never done it before, I don't know what to do, you're so beautiful" when asked what they like they can't even Answer.. They'll sit uncomfortably on the bed etc..

I can understand little bit of nerves but at the end of the day, I didn't force them to see me, they're all grown up men, and they expect me to guide them and hold their hand throughout the whole booking!  ::)
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