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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11310 on: 23 May 2017, 09:41:12 am »
Most pointless phonecall I've had in a while.
'Hi I know you are based in Leeds usually but you don't happen to be in London today do you?' ???

Caledonia

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11311 on: 23 May 2017, 04:38:18 pm »
Drug guy is doing the rounds lol.

Apparently some of my clients might enjoy using so I should provide stuff lol. Ummm yes and Jimmy there might enjoy killing but I'm not providing him with a victim.  :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11312 on: 23 May 2017, 04:51:45 pm »
"Are you up for a fucking hard shag?"

That was his second sentence, after asking if I was ok.................my adverts are all very soft, do no contact me if you are looking for a hard shag or PSE etc.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11313 on: 23 May 2017, 05:54:50 pm »
The mind boggles!
Guy ringing asking if I will see him all day (no if I don't offer overnights and my rates only go up to 2 hours then obviously not,plus we haven't met before!)
Oh right he says,so will it be with the big girl in the pictures?
You are speaking with the big girl in the pictures..who did you think you would be speaking to?!?
Apparently most of us don't answer the phones ourselves according to him.. :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11314 on: 23 May 2017, 06:49:28 pm »
I got this today, I deleted, instantly.  Such a piece of pointless garbage.

Title: Hey

X Are you avail.today?X  on a date when everyone else knows I'm not available. 








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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11315 on: 24 May 2017, 12:11:43 am »
All of my adverts state on the first line where I'm working from, be it a hotel or apartment. My current ads state "Private house with free parking, XX postcode"

Him: We're abouts [postcode] are u
Me: [area]
Him: Is it house
Me: No it's a cow shed. You need to step over the manure pile.
Him: Is this [work name]
Him: Is this a joke???

No shit Sherlock  ::)
And me, I am not a mess, I am a wilderness, yes
The undiscovered continent for you to undress

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11316 on: 24 May 2017, 09:57:59 pm »
I got these 3 texts the other day...

Ok 50 1hors put me lick ass you good and pussy come now If you want in a hour come to you and lick you in the pussy you want with 1hors

No fuck pussy honey just put me lick

Am boy clyn 34 years love lick pussy ok put me ❤❤❤

Don't you just love it when a grown man refers to himself as a boy, uses unintelligible language and quotes his own rate for a booking!!! Wow.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11317 on: 25 May 2017, 10:56:36 am »
don't you just love it when a client who you have seen before,contacts you with the same introductory spiel he used when he first met you?He clearly didn't remember ever having seen me before and even said that experiencing xy and z for the first time would be amazing..you mean the same x y and z we did last time I saw you?They then backtrack and say of course they remember it's just they can't remember if I did actually squirt for them!Probably not as this bloke came in about 2 mins when i saw him and didn't do anything to me! ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11318 on: 25 May 2017, 03:16:47 pm »
He makes a booking via txt then once on my street he tells me he can't phone me because his phone don't work. He know proclaims to be deaf not taking the risk any one can text.

Funny how he tells me now and no deaf ones materialise with me in 5 years. Like those who brag about thier penis size.


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11319 on: 25 May 2017, 03:35:50 pm »
Text received today

Hello Greetings my name is Chris I am 42 years of  I have seen your advertisement and would be interested in meeting you, however it mentions no prices. I am looking to meet for an hr or an hr and a half i have never done this before but if we like each other it would be a long term arrangement would between 60 and 70 pounds be enough for that sort of thing please excuse my ignorance look forward to hearing from you in due course.


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11320 on: 25 May 2017, 03:54:51 pm »
Call today

Can i call you darling
Me:  u can call me what you like
Him can i be your bf
Me what
Him can i be ur bf.
Me no bye

Are these ppl real. He was an older well spoken guy in his 50s i wld say not a youngster!!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11321 on: 26 May 2017, 12:24:01 pm »
When you have got a client begging to accept his lowest offer. Yawning ignoring with the constant textes plus he drives here knowing of this. Some guy who paid the full price before.  He did this tactic yesterday and again today if he keeps this stalking up I call the police.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11322 on: 26 May 2017, 06:17:35 pm »
I get a text today. Fucking bitch. That's all it said.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11323 on: 26 May 2017, 07:07:44 pm »
I get a text today. Fucking bitch. That's all it said.

I would have said"you ain't fucking this particular bitch"!! Cheeky cunt.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11324 on: 27 May 2017, 08:17:23 am »
I presume this chap contacted quite a few of us subs,

I liked the way you came across on your profile, and physically, you're very much my type. I also have quite the penchant for older submissive women. Currently, I'm looking for a sub whose company I enjoy, whom I can make use of on an ongoing basis, and who appreciates the company of a younger dominant man that takes control, knows what he wants, and who gets off on putting women firmly in their place.
Physically, I'm 41yrs old, 6ft tall, have dark hair/eyes, a stocky build, and am strong, hairy, and masculine. I noticed that we share a good number of fetishes, so seeing as you've caught my interest, it'd be good to hear back from you. And I'd much rather get to know you better over a drink than over a keyboard, so if that appeals, then all the better
Finally, I'm not a punter, so meeting up would be strictly on a no-fees basis both ways. I want someone for personal use as opposed to client based, so with that said, if I catch your interest, get back to me.

Advised him to look at fetlife if he wants a freebie. Also that I have a Dom in my personal life and am collared / owned. He took that to mean that I wasn't 'allowed' to 'service' other Dom's. Advised him as to what he thought I was doing on AW, if indeed I didn't service others along with of course charging them.

A friend of mine got this too! She doesn't even advertise as a sub!