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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11040 on: 15 March 2017, 11:48:12 pm »
Via text and as written:liketosuckmydick
Me:Is that your name? :D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11041 on: 16 March 2017, 12:33:51 pm »
He's also the third person to use the North South divide/differences as reason for miscommunication.

I've also had my accent mimicked recently.

Am I being sensitive?

The person who phoned had tried to book me same day / shortish notice a few weeks ago when I was already fully booked, so sounds like he's very excitable.

There are quite a few red flags there already. 
The punter ignores the way you normally work and "expect" you to fit around him (which usually won't work but he insists you bend your rules for him because he assumes that you need his cash).  I had a couple of them myself this week.
"excitable"...read "bon**s" = trouble, ahead.

It always amazes me how poorly escorts are treated by some of the men who are behaving badly.  Some of these men clearly got "I need sex now, and you seem suitable, but I hate you paying so much for it, you, whore" and it clearly shows in his interactions with you.   He despises paying for it.  Some men do ignore escorts booking rules and they seem to think you would be desperate enough to put up with his either covert or overt bad manners.  You got his terrible bad manners there.  Best to put the phone down and block the number.

Is this guy a transplanted individual in the North where he now lives? Or, is he just a visitor?    Either way, undesirable.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11042 on: 16 March 2017, 04:40:57 pm »
There are quite a few red flags there already. 
The punter ignores the way you normally work and "expect" you to fit around him (which usually won't work but he insists you bend your rules for him because he assumes that you need his cash).  I had a couple of them myself this week.
"excitable"...read "bon**s" = trouble, ahead.

Would you really take that as a red flag?  I tend to think they are just really keen to see you and being led by their small brain.  I don't take it as a sign of trouble ahead to be honest....maybe I'm wrong.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11043 on: 16 March 2017, 04:44:14 pm »
'Curvygal when are you available for incalls....I'd love to see you sometime soon'.
'OK what kind of time were you looking for?'
'Oh not for today, just sometime soon'

So should I send my availability for the next 7 days?  Or 7 months?   :FF :FF :FF

mature helen

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11044 on: 17 March 2017, 08:54:16 am »
Text received...

Hi Helen I'm Jay and i'm 35 and from London I never seen an escort before are u on any dating sites cus u r soooo beautiful xxxxx


I feel like replying...Yeah Jay I'm on lots of pay per hour dating sites... but I never text twats.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11045 on: 17 March 2017, 10:18:52 am »
AW Email

Him: Hi.would it be ok to see u today for half hour.i would like to see u right after another client.not cleaned up.would that b ok? Xx

Me: I can't guarantee that as I don't know if/when I will be seeing anyone today yet! If you wish to make a booking regardless then give me a call...

Him: Hi.cant ring u as not private.i would be happy to wait nearby til u have a guy leave.x

Because having a random guy hanging around waiting outside is really private for my clients...wow...

We're women, it's what we do. I just get paid for it.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11046 on: 17 March 2017, 11:10:12 am »
Just had some wanker ask if I had an aversion to drugs cos he wants me to lick coke off his cock. Bear in mind my profile says I don't do drugs or see anyone who does, nor do I offer OWO

I replied nope no aversion to drugs, will let the drugs squad know you are on the way and they can meet you here, he replied with I can't tell if you are joking or not!!! :FF :FF :FF

Oh yep It's a national holiday in Ireland, shower of muppets
The bigger, the better...In everything..Freddie Mercury

TrashAzn

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11047 on: 17 March 2017, 01:05:53 pm »
Just had some wanker ask if I had an aversion to drugs cos he wants me to lick coke off his cock. Bear in mind my profile says I don't do drugs or see anyone who does, nor do I offer OWO

I replied nope no aversion to drugs, will let the drugs squad know you are on the way and they can meet you here, he replied with I can't tell if you are joking or not!!! :FF :FF :FF

Oh yep It's a national holiday in Ireland, shower of muppets

Guess at least it's nice that he asked first, often with me they'll just show up at my door high with a pocket full of god knows what and I have to tell them to get lost because I don't take clients who are drunk or high then they refuse to leave and get aggressive until I start calling the police and suddenly they run away like a small child who is being told on.

mature helen

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11048 on: 17 March 2017, 01:52:19 pm »
Received a couple of texts this morning...

In Barcelona till Monday night. Back in office Tues morn. I transferred 250k in to the business account...

And from a different number...

Wot or postcode

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11049 on: 17 March 2017, 02:14:16 pm »
"howRu fancy hooking up"

I think I am in love with this one.  ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11050 on: 17 March 2017, 06:04:02 pm »
"Can I give you massage in exchange of your services"
" Can i cum in ur mouth"
"How much 1 hour sex"

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11051 on: 17 March 2017, 10:19:11 pm »
A guy called me last evening whispering into the phone "can we catch up?"
I couldn't hear so I said "sorry I can't hear, say it again please"
So he whispered again "can we catch up?"
I just yelled into the phone "I still can't hear you!!!!" and then I hang up and blocked.

Catch up?! Wtf?!


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11052 on: 18 March 2017, 01:07:51 am »
'Hello big girl can I have an hour'?
'My name isn't big girl.'
'Sorry can I have an hour your well nice.'
'I don't meet up with men who can't use my actual name.'

Do they actually think you will book them in after they speak to you like that?Maybe they think you find it cute when they give you a pet name or something?

I think they think we'll be flattered when they give us pet mames. One called Me once and when I picked up be was like "hi gorgeous " in the most annoying way possible. Like he was smiling or something. Made me cringe with disgust. No wonder his name is saved as TW. They just not serious. :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11053 on: 18 March 2017, 01:20:53 am »
How much to suck me off in my car an swollow xx

i don't offer owo cim or swallow 

me to him ?500
nice_kitty_69

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11054 on: 19 March 2017, 02:21:10 am »
Dear SLM
I am tall and fit...Looking for someone who likes to try BDSM..Things I like to do...Ass Play, Humiliation ,Blindfolds, Bondage, Collars, Obedience Training, Fisting, Leashes, Spanking, Uniforms, degradation, face fuck, .gang bangs you can include and exclude any thing ...



And he's in Leeds while I'm in Scotland   :FF