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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11010 on: 07 March 2017, 01:53:36 pm »
Well one a minute ago he arrived at the landmark then came to the location. He didnt ring my buzzer at all but instead was playing smart arse getting lost. Telling me his on different floor numbers except what the instructions advised. I do this for a reason if they want to act stupid like this more on them.  I felt uneasy so cancelled he wasnt happy but I tried to help over the phone. Plenty of weirdos here.


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11011 on: 07 March 2017, 03:41:25 pm »
He should check the legal status on removing a womans breasts

I just choked on me choccy biscuit! LMAO!! :D :D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11012 on: 07 March 2017, 05:32:17 pm »
 So, I got this annoying message, from someone who cannot even use his first name after his message, except his AW nick "Horny Toad".    ::)  I seem to remember he messaged me before (not leading to a booking, obviously)

"So I was hoping to arrange something while I'm your area, and depending how we click, it could be mutually beneficial to both of us. ie. I might come to see you a few times while I am over there, or a long appointment an, and I will come and see you again when I am in your neck of the woods. Hope you will reconsider my proposal. :) hugs and xx x.  Horny Toad.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11013 on: 07 March 2017, 11:24:38 pm »
oh dear... some of these are mindbogglingly terrible...  :FF but for me the ones that irritate most are not the weirdos or even the obvious non-followthroughs... but the ones who draw it out like....a separate text/email for every detail? when, where, what you want? like please just send me one email with all the info, I'll confirm, then send the bloody booking form? also, I mean the guy who goes 'hey bb, what you wearing, are u close? i luv you so much can't wait to see you... hope you cant wait too.... yay' when you just txted to say you are on the bus and 30 mins away... it is just so repulsive. I weirdly prefer the men who get abusive to the ones who try to profess their love...  ???

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11014 on: 08 March 2017, 11:03:52 am »
Via text, "Hi my name is george i am half greek half english? x"

Not sure why he included a question mark. He should know his own heritage :D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11015 on: 08 March 2017, 01:29:34 pm »
Bloke rings for an hour at 3pm.Asked me how much it was.I had a funny feeling about him so asked him to confirm at 2pm when he said he would be setting off.
Checked on my phone and it was the same bloke who rang yesterday and booked 6pm for an hour but didn't confirm or cancel.
Sent him a polite text reminding him of this.No teply.Then he calls asking if we can do earlier and I said no so he says'Oh so it will be 6pm then?'! 'No that was yesterday when you booked and didn't confirm,today you have booked for 3pm..'I've never spoken to you before'...'Well that's how I know you are full of shit and you won't be seeing me today or any other time don't contact me again!'
Honestly do they think we are that stupid?!? :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11016 on: 08 March 2017, 03:51:47 pm »
oh dear... some of these are mindbogglingly terrible...  :FF but for me the ones that irritate most are not the weirdos or even the obvious non-followthroughs... but the ones who draw it out like....a separate text/email for every detail? when, where, what you want? like please just send me one email with all the info, I'll confirm, then send the bloody booking form? also, I mean the guy who goes 'hey bb, what you wearing, are u close? i luv you so much can't wait to see you... hope you cant wait too.... yay' when you just txted to say you are on the bus and 30 mins away... it is just so repulsive. I weirdly prefer the men who get abusive to the ones who try to profess their love...  ???


Ah bless they just want it to be like a real date.....But yes I agree its bloody irritating to say the least!!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11017 on: 08 March 2017, 07:58:12 pm »
Via text, "Hi my name is george i am half greek half english? x"

Not sure why he included a question mark. He should know his own heritage :D
😂😂 funny

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11018 on: 09 March 2017, 10:34:33 am »
A text received after midnight

"Text me for a chat I'm up from London"


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11019 on: 09 March 2017, 02:28:15 pm »
Private number calls, depending on what mood I'm in if I do answer it I will say Hi, let them normally say 'is this so and so from what ever add' and il swiftly say 'please call me back on a non with held number' but the call when like this

me - Hello

him- Can I book in for a empty please

Me - hangs up

I'm not sure if I should be grateful he added please into his rotten question

Lucie268

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11020 on: 11 March 2017, 10:29:00 am »
Repeated texts asking me when I am 'on', I reply with my availability. Texts again on a day I'm not working asking if I'm 'on', I tell him no and remind him that I gave him my available dates and then he says he thought I was 'on' everyday.  ???

Also this doozy:

'I'm a professional masseur and I work for one of Scotland's top football clubs at there training complex. I basically massage men all day. I'd love to get my hands on you. Basically I am offering to pay you to let me give you a full body massage? X'

I said that's fine and I want my full rate and he replies with:

'?40 and I'll give you a professional full body massage and then get to wank and cum on your tits or feet? Xxx'

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11021 on: 11 March 2017, 12:41:19 pm »
Ugh it drives me mad when they say things like that. Some people need to learn the price is the price it's non negotiable and they can't dictate what they will do or pay. He sounds like another prick with a foot fetish anyway.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11022 on: 11 March 2017, 01:27:03 pm »
Ugh it drives me mad when they say things like that. Some people need to learn the price is the price it's non negotiable and they can't dictate what they will do or pay. He sounds like another prick with a foot fetish anyway.

Absolutely. It's especially funny to me when these chancers try the whole 'I'm a masseuse' thing when I get clients who give me massages anyway in bookings with no expectation that it's some kind of service exchange. If you want to touch me, you pay.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11023 on: 11 March 2017, 08:02:49 pm »
A text received after midnight

"Text me for a chat I'm up from London"

So you're expected to be star struck at this amazing man who is up from London  :o Wowee! What planet are these guys on really  ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11024 on: 11 March 2017, 11:16:39 pm »
Via text, "Hi my name is george i am half greek half english? x"

Not sure why he included a question mark. He should know his own heritage

Oh I get him occasionally!

Him: Hi my name is George I am half greek half English? x
Me: Did you want to make a booking? (standard answer to stupids)

*two hours pass*

Him: Hi havin a bath

WTF?!
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