Dear Lord who invents those terms! Yeah, I would fuck his skull that's sure!

Hi, how are you? hope you are well.

We are a young couple new to aduktwork and looking for professional models to star in our movies. Who better then you? We would love to work with you.

We are willing to work with you on a content share basis, free professional basis, profile and reputation boosting basis or paid basis.

We can book a hotel and work this week.

Please read our profile for more information and detils and please let us know. This is a great opportunity for us all. Any questions, queries or concerns, please feel free to ask. Thanks very much, all the best and take care.

How can I resist

Hmmm, I'm new to escorting but have been domming for a while at a non-sex dungeon... We have a house regular who tries to convince mistresses to allow him to bring snails in to crush underfoot. Apparently some past mistresses actually did this. I make him bring oranges instead and another mistress apparently uses jammy dodgers...

Why thoooo?

Ringing up and asking how strict the 25 and over on my profile is and then saying what a shame when I say it's strict hence why it's on my profile!
To me it's as irritating as the blokes that ring and say 'I know you don't offer anal but what if I offer you more money!'

I think the ones who have clearly read what it says on your profile but ask anyway are a slightly different breed from your normal boundary pushers who may ask heat of the moment or haven't read your profile at all.They actually know they are being dickheads!
My other pet hate today 'Can I see you tonight?' 'Sorry I'm fully booked tonight,available again tomorrow from 11am until 8pm?' 'Ok can I see you at 11am for one hour' 'Yes that's fine text me at 9am to confirm and I'll send my address details'.'Ok what's your postcode' 'I'll send all that when you confirm' 'Ok but where are you?'..'You are booking me but you don't know roughly where I am even though it tells you on my profile?' 'No'..'I'm in Leeds City Centre'..'Oh well can't you see me tonight'..'Do you remember that I said I was fully booked and you then said you wanted to book me in the morning...''But what about if I came to see you now'..'What about I really don't like seeing pushy people who don't listen?Don't call me again please!'..Phone down..wanker!