As it started I felt a bit sorry for him, by the end (using the word hun immediately had my back up!) I wanted to kick him between the legs! Why don't these guys join dating sites...plenty of women there for free!!! Grrrr

Yeah, it's tempting to go "Aww, you poor silly fool" but actually, I'm pretty sure they're 100% aware that they are looking on Adult*work* and therefore should be paying for the services they're after. Tis just a copy & paste bombardment in the hopes of finding someone unfortunate enough to fall for it and that's what makes me cross; certain people out there obviously get off on manipulating people more than they get off on actual consensual (paid for, if necessary) sex. They're not nice people! (Hence probably not having a great deal of luck on the dating sites, either...)

Fabulous Amanda! - And they say this is easy money??!

Got the following call at 10.30 this morning;

Him: What you up to?( sniffs loudly )
Me:    Do I know you?
Him:  You've been before. I'm in Oldham. ( more sniffing )
Me:    Ok..
Him:  Can you be here by 11? ( ditto ..)
Me:    No, it would be 12pm ( boring explanation needed of why such a delay is required, involving time and travel duration of 1 hour plus and the fact I am still in my PJ's reading the latest about Giggsy   ..
Him:  Ok. We'll call it ?100 yeh?
ME:    Er, no..
Him:  That's what I paid before
Me:     No, you did not.
Him: Yeh, I paid ?120 and you stayed for 45 minutes
Me:    That's different, I could stay for 30 minutes for ?100 ?
Him:  ?80 for 30 minutes then ( heavy sniffing now, am getting concerned )
Me:    Look, you don't sound very well..?
Him:  Just got up 'ant a'? ..
Me:    Well, I won't come to be honest. I don't haggle over my rate and I don't need to make a 2 hour trip for ?80 as I am busy enough thanks.
Him: YOU F*****G OLD S**G!!! YOU'RE JUST A F*****G SCUZZY OLD TART!!! DIRTY F******G  WH*RE!!

Hmm, wonder if I made the right decision there? Missing him already!
Do you think he kisses his girlfriend with that mouth??

Got this email this morning and I couldn't resist sharing


Hi there, my name is (seriously deluded) and I?m a 19 year old single guy living in ( misguided hope) at the moment. I came across you on (A sight that you really shouldn't be looking up at Uni, you naughty boy) because I'm looking to book a session with an escort.

 You may find this a bit strange but let me explain my situation etc.

I have had a few sexual experiences so far. They have been with girls my own age and level of competence and to be honest they haven?t been the best.

I'm not the most outgoing guy so when I hook up with a girl I'd like to have decent skills. My skills at the moment aren't great.
I'm looking to find a woman with more experience (how to say that without sounding insulting?) to help me learn how to get the best out of what I've got. You being an escort are probably one of the more experienced people around.

Really, I just want to learn how to pleasure a woman completely. And what better way than to learn from someone as beautiful as yourself. I feel that I will enjoy sex a whole lot more if the girl enjoys, or at least acts like they are enjoying my efforts. I would like to spend some time with you for some "tuition"; lets say.  I want to be taught how to improve.

 I do however have a particularly large problem with booking escorts. I am a student at the moment and I hope you can appreciate I don't have the kind of money your rate requires to just spend on an escort. I don't work at the moment either. I was hoping my proposition would interest you enough so I might we might be able to come to some sort of arrangement regarding cost. I would rather pay for it in some other way if that?s possible. I'm sorry that sounds so cheeky.

Could you let me know either way. I've never asked anyone this before and I know the answer will be a no, but thought I'd try my luck anyway. It?s basically a plea for help.

Yours in anticipation

O x

So what do you think ladies and gents, should I take him up on his heartwarming 'plea for help'. Because he doesn't mind if I am only pretending to enjoy it as long as I am happy to teach him the ways of lovemaking for no money After all he hasn't got the sort of cash to 'just' give to a woman like me!

And he's only 19! can you imagine what he is going to be like by 29 if he continues down that path of thought? It fair chills you to the bone it does.

Tell him he can work for you too earn the money (which he has to do first of course) and you know loads of guys looking for young fresh meat to play with so he can earn you money and increase his experience at the same time!! lol 

Bargain if you ask me 

Got this email earlier:

Hello
I'm looking to offer you a complimentary full body  massage which I can guarantee will relax you very much. I am training in the art of massage at the moment and need to find people to practice on, and who better than an escort who is comfortable with being naked already?
The booking would consist of massage to the back, shoulders, neck, head, legs, buttocks and breasts. You would, of course, need to be fully nude and to make you feel more comfortable I would be nude too.
This service is strictly non sexual and is purely just a massage. I can also help with an assisted shower to give you a full body scrub afterwards to exfoliate the skin.
I will visit you in your own home and provide the massage couch, oils and scrub. The booking will take 2 hours.
Many Thanks



ERRRR HELLO?! A NON SEXUAL SERVICE? Honestly, this man must take us all for fools.
Clearly an attempt for someone to live out their fantasy and get to touch a naked woman for 2 hours. If he's going to be naked too then surely he's going to get an erection?! Why the hell would he need to be naked? Or me for that matter. Whenever I have had a professional full body massage I have always kept my pants on and been covered up with towels. He's then talking about getting into the shower with me?
I would put money on the fact that this man is a pervy, old troll hoping to come across a niave young woman to satisfy his fantasy.

That one really is vile, though - I know most of them are just funny or stupid but that was so sleazy it actually made my skin crawl, and the thought that somebody might actually fall for it is even worse. And to think they walk among us  .

Hi there,

we are a couple looking for new friendships. If you are interested in knowing more please send us an email.

Gabby & Ben

I have no idea?! 

Must be my night! 

Hello
I saw your profile today and it was so good to me.u know that i am interested to be a friend first.i also believe that coming to you will be a probability of meeting that very love that has been lacking in my entire life. please i will like you to contact me direct to my e-mail address,
 i dont know the posebility of remaing in forum for long time,i will give you a full introduction of my self with my pictures ok. i will be waiting for your mail to my e-mail adsdress, as you know
there is no age,race,colour n religion bar when it comes to true love,
cares *some lonely wierdo*.

Awesome! Sounds like my kinda guy! Haha!