Can tell its a monday
Phone goes, I answer seemingly ok guy, asks if im working, I point out I dont work on a monday and il be free tomorrow from 2pm. He asks if I do CIM, at this point im getting slightly irritated, tells him my answer, he then asks if I do snowballing without saying the word just describing the act, I polity say if you would like to make a booking please call after 2pm tomorrow, he says ok then asks what im upto tonight
Quickly said im cleaning so call me tomorrow to make a booking, then quick as a flash says can you do me a favour, now I was thinking it will be somthing jokey like can you clean my house, no this little gem said 'lets have a wank on the phone together' I hang up and cracks back on with my cleaning