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mature helen

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10635 on: 09 December 2016, 10:11:35 pm »
Had a text asking me for an outcall tomorrow

Hi I'm staying at xxxx inn (City centre hotel) and was wanting to book a 30 min outcall 11am tomorrow (Saturday)

Firstly I don't do weekends I also don't do outcalls and I certainly wouldn't travel into the city centre on a busy xmas shopping day for a half hour booking, I cant understand why he wouldn't book a city centre escort who actually does outcalls
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10636 on: 09 December 2016, 10:26:28 pm »
Had all the dregs of society text/call me today, even tho its plastered on every add/profile do NOT text, call for bookings.
I don't work after 8 so just received a text at nearly 10 saying 'hi slut xx' I really shouldn't have replied but I did, Hi moron.
Omg some people are just so horrible and have nothing better to do!

I sometimes wonder if its civvy girls that send these text's rather than guy's, in my experience civvy girls feel 'threatened' by us w.g's; like we're gonna jump on their men & demand sex or something!! Deep down they don't trust their men I think x
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10637 on: 09 December 2016, 10:28:33 pm »
Omg some people are just so horrible and have nothing better to do!

I sometimes wonder if its civvy girls that send these text's rather than guy's, in my experience civvy girls feel 'threatened' by us w.g's; like we're gonna jump on their men & demand sex or something!! Deep down they don't trust their men I think x

I havnt received a reply back, hopefully who ever it was has seen the error of their ways

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10638 on: 09 December 2016, 10:33:44 pm »
I havnt received a reply back, hopefully who ever it was has seen the error of their ways
Hopefully they don't reply; they have possibly messaged lots of girls, I too would text back & this is my downfall; I let stupid things get to me :((
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10639 on: 09 December 2016, 11:16:57 pm »
Me sorry your a little young for me 21
Him : wats that u cant handle a big cock !
Twat !

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10640 on: 09 December 2016, 11:28:10 pm »
HIM: Are you open?  :FF
ME: No but I think Tesco's is
HIM: Do you do anal/bareback/cim
ME: No but I think Tesco's do
HIM:  Do you work at Tesco's
ME: No Asda    ;D ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10641 on: 10 December 2016, 04:55:35 am »
HIM: Are you open?  :FF
ME: No but I think Tesco's is
HIM: Do you do anal/bareback/cim
ME: No but I think Tesco's do
HIM:  Do you work at Tesco's
ME: No Asda    ;D ;D
Great lmao  ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10642 on: 10 December 2016, 11:15:55 am »
HIM: Are you open?  :FF
ME: No but I think Tesco's is
HIM: Do you do anal/bareback/cim
ME: No but I think Tesco's do
HIM:  Do you work at Tesco's
ME: No Asda    ;D ;D

HAHAHAHAHA that's brilliant!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10643 on: 10 December 2016, 06:46:07 pm »
This guy has obviously forgotten he's previously emailed me almost exactly the same email at least twice before..........

Hiya how are you i really hope you don't mind me messaging you? I'm Anthony I'm stopping in a hotel in X this evening and I'm looking for a bit of company if you fancy it

No I'm not in the mood to travel all that way for someone looking for an fffing freebie!!

NB he's had a few different nicks all along the line of 8 inch girth.....go figure....




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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10644 on: 10 December 2016, 06:54:53 pm »
I've lost the will to work! Finally a VM, but its unintelligable so I text my prices....he texts back he wants X time and instantly demands my postcode. Since I've given up on getting bookings and had a glass of wine I don't think I like his attitude!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10645 on: 10 December 2016, 10:20:27 pm »
This guy has obviously forgotten he's previously emailed me almost exactly the same email at least twice before..........

Hiya how are you i really hope you don't mind me messaging you? I'm Anthony I'm stopping in a hotel in X this evening and I'm looking for a bit of company if you fancy it

No I'm not in the mood to travel all that way for someone looking for an fffing freebie!!

NB he's had a few different nicks all along the line of 8 inch girth.....go figure....

Oh he's at it again I've had him the night before last and the night before I think   Twice this week , I posted about them both because he can't spell Girth , he's 8 inch grith with a few dots in between

Hey laying in bed with a huge hard on and a cock ring , fancy joining me ? ( nope)
And ... Hey I a hotel looking for some fun all spelt wrong
I sent back ...hope you find some ! Mind you don't think he can read spell so should of put
Hpoe u fnd sum ! Might have made it easier for him

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10646 on: 10 December 2016, 10:33:58 pm »
A text received tonight at 8.07pm: "Hi please can I say you look stunning and very sexy. Please can I text you"


I've ignored but was so tempted to reply something like :"No fuck off and read my availability you ignorant asshole." But instead I just take a deep breath and delete...

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10647 on: 11 December 2016, 12:10:49 am »
For a start, I'm not a dominatrix and secondly why does he think that just because I'm an escort I can just get him illegal drugs  :FF

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This is Luke.I'm English but teach at a university in Turkey. I'll be visiting [city] in the new year.

Do you like to be dominant? BDSM? If so, I'd like to be dominated for a longer session (3-4 hours, or perhaps overnight) while I am on Ecstasy or MDMA. Would you be into this? How much would you charge for 4 hours? Overnight?
If so, could you get hold of some ecstasy or MDMA? (I don't live in the UK at present, and do not know where to get hold of it in UK). If you were able to, I could meet you a day or two before our session and give you money for 'e's.

Some of the things I like:
Bondage (especially with ropes and cords)
Nipple and Cock Torture
Being forced to eat your pussy and ass
Face sitting/smothering
You biting
Spanking, crops
Ice, hot wax
You being aggressive and violent. Making me scream or cry.
You improvising and having fun.

If you would be vaguely interested in this. Please let me know.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10648 on: 11 December 2016, 02:03:50 pm »
TW.  ... They do bore me.  ;)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10649 on: 11 December 2016, 04:03:26 pm »
Text toda.
'Write address booking 8pm'
If something is not perceived it doesn't exist.