Author Topic: How not to book an escort,world championships! (Read 2593145 times)

MissBehaving · « **Reply #10620 on:** 07 December 2016, 10:24:27 pm »

Mail from a 29 years old (I'm owning up to being 44)

"

Hi I'm looking to book you very soon, I would like to book you for a full week. for the full week I would like to have you as my wife for the week. we would play husband and wife, we would do everything together durning our time would like to see you dress like a princess durning the day and a naughty slut in the evening. this will take place in my new built house in Warrington, could you please quote me on this service please. thanks Neil x

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Guiltypleasure · « **Reply #10621 on:** 07 December 2016, 10:36:41 pm »

Oooh I had one like this a while ago , he wanted to pretend to be on honeymoon and me to wear a wedding dress in the evening etc lmfao ...so funny I'm quite a bit older than you lol

Guiltypleasure · « **Reply #10622 on:** 07 December 2016, 10:41:01 pm »

Quote from: Guiltypleasure on 07 December 2016, 07:12:02 pm

Same guy who sent , 'I'm laying in bed with a huge hard on and a cock ring on , fancy joining me?
I sent 'nope'

Just sent 'hey I'm staying in a hotel in ? and looking for some fun'
Me: well let's hope you find some then !

I've had a whole heap today prats !!!

Yep the prat just sent the same again he's called something similar to 10inchgirth but he can't spell girth so it says grith ...I SO want to tell him unless that's his name as in grith Rees jones lol

Red KB · « **Reply #10623 on:** 08 December 2016, 10:22:36 am »

On AW. Had a nosey at his profile and attempts at photography. Not good!

"I'm Si, I just wanted to get in touch to see if my profile would be of any use to you at all.
I'm just starting out on AW so offering free shoots for a few weeks similar to what I have on my profile. I can also offer video content from 1080HD through to 4K UHD content.

All I'd ask is a few shots for my profile also in return i'd offer you video clips and images for your profile or private gallery. Apologies if this isn't for you and thanks for taking the time to read it.

Thank you"

Guiltypleasure · « **Reply #10624 on:** 08 December 2016, 10:36:38 am »

I work until around 7-8 pm ( latest bookings)
11pm last night ( usually phones off)
Called me ..
Irish guy, hi you been busy?
Me. I'm not working now what are you on about
Guy. You been busy? Had a busy day have you?
Me ....oh yes and all my cash is blah blah do you want it

?? ( I'd obviously hung up lol)
Where do they come from???

FellowTraveller · « **Reply #10625 on:** 08 December 2016, 12:49:09 pm »

I'm very slim as my pics show so this text is mystifying not to mention disturbing:

Hi mistress I'm very skinny and very weak physically ,and I've always wanted a strong woman to beat me up for real.and to strangle me with her thighs and hands so I can't breath .and smother me.and rape me for real while I try and stop her.is this something you specialize in miss
As you look really strong in your pics ?x

Gypsy · « **Reply #10626 on:** 08 December 2016, 02:38:25 pm »

Nothing but oddballs, no hopers and weirdos today

Tinkerbell · « **Reply #10627 on:** 08 December 2016, 10:38:55 pm »

Got this bollocks today....

I am David,

I carry out all types of home maintenance, Specialising in Kitchen and bathrooms.

I have been working for a Few working girls Just lately, as they do not like any old tradesmen, at their property, when they are entertaining. I offer complete discretion at all times. I have been known to pop out for an hour or so, so the girl can take a last minute booking.

I have also been carrying out bits in the bedroom, fitting secure Poles for dancing, Fitting restraints to the walls and floor. I have also made furniture for girls specialising in BDSM.

I do visit working girls myself, So an exchange of services is quite possible.

If any of this is of any interest to you, please contact me via Email: givesmehisemailaddresslikeigiveashit@gmail.com

I do free no obligation quotes.

Regards, David x

Ps, I am a clean white English gentleman 53 years old.

littleminxjennifer · « **Reply #10628 on:** 08 December 2016, 11:10:31 pm »

Messages through adultwork wanting a booking in 20 minutes. As I've currently got in my profile, I'm moving house so nothing in the flat yet other than my bed and basics.
I state this and he comes back saying he didn't mind etc, we could just have fun for half an hour.
I reply asking him to call back, but the spidey senses were tingling,

Phone goes. He has a thick accent but understandable enough with good english. I ask where he's from and he tells me nigeria. Dunno why, but I didn't really feel safe when he said that. Such a weird sensation. Looking for an excuse not to take the booking I just stated that I was waiting to hear from my security buddy, as I needed them to know when to hear from me if i had taken any bookings.

He thought there was going to be someone else there, so i explained no, just that someone would be waiting for a call after the booking time...etc

He then starts to sound a little panicked and said "oh sorry sorry, I can't do this!" and hung up

Maybe I'm being a little paranoid in the new flat, but I can't shake the feeling I dodged the bullet with this one!

Guiltypleasure · « **Reply #10629 on:** 09 December 2016, 07:23:42 am »

Quote from: Tinkerbell on 08 December 2016, 10:38:55 pm

Got this bollocks today....

I am David,

I carry out all types of home maintenance, Specialising in Kitchen and bathrooms.

I have been working for a Few working girls Just lately, as they do not like any old tradesmen, at their property, when they are entertaining. I offer complete discretion at all times. I have been known to pop out for an hour or so, so the girl can take a last minute booking.

I have also been carrying out bits in the bedroom, fitting secure Poles for dancing, Fitting restraints to the walls and floor. I have also made furniture for girls specialising in BDSM.

I do visit working girls myself, So an exchange of services is quite possible.

If any of this is of any interest to you, please contact me via Email: givesmehisemailaddresslikeigiveashit@gmail.com

I do free no obligation quotes.

Regards, David x

Ps, I am a clean white English gentleman 53 years old.

This would be handy for me as I have to stash so much stuff away when my maintenance guy comes , plus he chats too much.

I'd only pay cash though and ask if he could get a couple of girls he's worked for to mail me through aw or something similar , if he's who he says is he is it wouldn't be a problem and I'd be happy to recommend someone to another girl if he appeared genuine and discreet with addresses etc.

I have a prob with maintenance , have a couple of jobs need doing , but also don't wait all afternoon for someone and lose working time , if he started a job and I got a two hour booking , it would be great to say " see you later/ tomorrow "

Unless it's a pitfall I'm unaware of ( it's v early in the morning lol )

Guiltypleasure · « **Reply #10630 on:** 09 December 2016, 08:19:11 am »

Just checked phone 6am message
'Up for a fuck'
F##k off
Previous same guy
Big tits?
U do anal ?

That's why I keep everthing and don't block at least I know who the twats are, not sure when my phone will be full ! It's got hundreds. Of numbers texts lol

Emma_C · « **Reply #10631 on:** 09 December 2016, 08:23:02 am »

Quote from: Tinkerbell on 08 December 2016, 10:38:55 pm

Got this bollocks today....

I am David,

I carry out all types of home maintenance, Specialising in Kitchen and bathrooms.

I have been working for a Few working girls Just lately, as they do not like any old tradesmen, at their property, when they are entertaining. I offer complete discretion at all times. I have been known to pop out for an hour or so, so the girl can take a last minute booking.

I have also been carrying out bits in the bedroom, fitting secure Poles for dancing, Fitting restraints to the walls and floor. I have also made furniture for girls specialising in BDSM.

I do visit working girls myself, So an exchange of services is quite possible.

If any of this is of any interest to you, please contact me via Email: givesmehisemailaddresslikeigiveashit@gmail.com

I do free no obligation quotes.

Regards, David x

Ps, I am a clean white English gentleman 53 years old.

I've got one like this who's called a couple of times. Says he's a Carpenter & wants to be bossed around in return for his workmanship. Well I'm slightly tempted having been fucked around by 2 carpenters this year. I've told him no twice but he doesn't take the hint. Why don't they just book a flippin role play session & pay for our time.

They aren't that hard up these tradesmen. Last phne call he shouted "I'll pay I'll pay but I just can't take them seriously, bloody spineless fantasists.

wishlist · « **Reply #10632 on:** 09 December 2016, 03:26:29 pm »

So had a call about 30 mins ago off a guy who I just knew was going to be a time waster, asking loads of bollocks, I told him the meeting point (a pub car park) he had to go to even tho I knew he wouldn't call, 10 mins later he texts me
'do you live in the pub babe?'
me; I take incalls in a hotel
'ok so will you collect me when I get to the pub'
coz iv no time for idiots today i said don't contact me again
'why, I just asked a question, how would I get to you then if your in a hotel and I'm a pub' ( guess he means in a pub and hes not an actual pub :/)

Sigh

Shewolf · « **Reply #10633 on:** 09 December 2016, 04:46:32 pm »

Quote from: wishlist on 09 December 2016, 03:26:29 pm

So had a call about 30 mins ago off a guy who I just knew was going to be a time waster, asking loads of bollocks, I told him the meeting point (a pub car park) he had to go to even tho I knew he wouldn't call, 10 mins later he texts me
'do you live in the pub babe?'
me; I take incalls in a hotel
'ok so will you collect me when I get to the pub'
coz iv no time for idiots today i said don't contact me again
'why, I just asked a question, how would I get to you then if your in a hotel and I'm a pub' ( guess he means in a pub and hes not an actual pub :/)

I don't get this...what's the guy done wrong? haha
Sigh

wishlist · « **Reply #10634 on:** 09 December 2016, 09:57:46 pm »

Had all the dregs of society text/call me today, even tho its plastered on every add/profile do NOT text, call for bookings.
I don't work after 8 so just received a text at nearly 10 saying 'hi slut xx' I really shouldn't have replied but I did, Hi moron.

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