Guy phones...
Him...Hi Helen (good start thinks I) What services do you offer and how much is it?
Me..I offer a GFE and its ?xx per half hour.
Him..Do you do domintation?
Me..Nooooo I do a GFE, it does include OWO but besides that its a very vanilla service.
Him..Whats vanilla?
Me..Its the usual things kissing, cuddling, oral and sex with protection basically.
Him..Do you do rimming?
Me...Have you ever had a GFE?
Him..No
Me...I suggest you look it up
I hang up the phone.