Ok, I admit it, I am a floozy in and out of the work place. I have two serious boyfriends, and they both know what I do and are ok with it, but they don't know about each other. This makes for some serious agenda juggling. Thankfully I travel loads, and so does BF1. Well I was enjoying a lovely weekend with BF2, I mean he is rather handy around the house, and has a car so I can get loads of large errands done when he is around, plus he has his other uses . Well, my phone rings and it is BF1 saying he has changed his plans and is stopping over in AMS on Thursday! This is Wednesday evening I am learning this. I am sitting at the table with BF2, just having finished dinner. Ok think fast! I tell BF2, regular is coming in from out of town and wants an over night. So, he needs to leave Thursday morning. Great he is ok with this and happily packs up, kisses him good bye at the door, and off he goes. BF1 arrives with in hours! I know, cutting it close. House is clean, beds are changed, all is well until this afternoon BF1 goes into kitchen to seek out food, and finds not one but 6 empty wine bottles! I have excuse ready, the girls were over. Then he open bin to tie it up and notices all the empty Nespresso capsules! Now there are about 20 of them! OH FUCK FUCKITY FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK! He looks at me as if to say, what's up with all the coffee, I shrugged it off and give a plausible excuse. Thank god he is a trusting soul, or else I would have been done in by bleeding empty coffee capsules! Not clothes, toothbrush, aftershave, or underwear, but COFFEE! Oi Vey the shame.

Ok so you work like a mad women, have a child, have 2 boyfriends and make jam. I don't mean to be rude but are you human!? Do you even sleep?

You put us all to shame!

It isn't that complicated as it sounds, both BFs live in different countries, so there isn't a change of them bumping into eachother, except for Thursday, which was even OTT by my standards. I would normally go and visit BF2 in Belgium, it was I just need some things around the house doing, which is how come BF2 was over. They are different people, and have different skill sets, and I adore both of them. I use to have three, one in Ireland, but he became far too needy, so I had to kick him to the curb! Dear god talk about your mother issues, lord have mercy!

Oh and yes Stephanie, I do sleep.  Plus I use to have way more energy when I was younger, I have slowed down ALOT! It runs in the family, my Great-gran who lived to be 96, use to walk 5 km to and back to visit her best friend, until they stopped her around 90 or so. My mom is 65 and works full time, still manages to host her grandkids on the weekends, complete with food and entertainment! It just runs in the family.

Very good question, no I would have a problem, but not for the reasons of deep undying love or a jealously factor, it comes down to simple hygiene. I know I am being safe with both of them, but if they involved two other people into the equation, then not only do I have to worry about my partners, but my partners partners as well! No thanks. I could ask them to be safe, but trust me a man in the heat of the moment, and a willing woman on top of him, logic goes out of the window as well as the condom. What people say and what they do we know are two entirely different things! And to answer your other question, these are serious relationships, one of 4 years and the other of 2! Hey Joey, I am not bad, I am just drawn that way.

Lucy, this is why I am able to get away with it, they both live in a different country to me, also I guard my time jealously, and will quite happily tell both of them to peep off and leave me alone, as I need my space.

Damn girl, an hour a week! Have you though of maybe getting a fish? PMSL! I though I was bad.