Ah, the client with issues.
I wonder many children this man has fathered and whether he was comfortable with the fact that he had chosen to spend their birthday present money on having his dick serviced? WHAT AN IDIOT. And the line about you "should have been honest with him"?!?!?!?! What, about your private life which is nothing to do with the booking?! I am so raging right now. Could you imagine if we were honest to??? What does he want, a totally honest escort?....
"ok, so I'm glad you want a booking, but just a few things I need to be honest with you about. I'm in a mood today, no particular reason. You are my third client of the day and I am really tired, and actually people in general are really starting to hack me off today, so I am going to plan my dinner in my head whilst you pummel me, if that's alright? Also, I am on my period so I have a sponge in. You won't notice though, so don't worry. I think I have a bit of a cold coming on too, but you shouldn't notice that either, well not until you get it in about a week. I am also pretty annoyed that I will be missing the start of eastenders because you are always ten minutes late, so I'm going to try and make you come a bit quicker and piss off early so I can catch the start of it, but I am going to pretend the reason I am being so frantic is because I am soooo turned on, which hopefully you'll believe. All alright with you? Great, see you at half 6".
Ok, so I went on a bit, but SERIOUSLY. Men who develop issues about seeing an escort, whilst in the process of seeing an escort, should be hung up by the balls for an hour to teach them a lesson.
Also, I have delightfully stretch-marked thighs, and that ain't cos I've been carrying a baby in my leg-womb now, is it? It's because I am a woman in my twenties and I like cake. xxx