Oh, the hagglers. I am not a Stop & Shop!!😡 How they infuriate me. I make a point to speak to everyone on the phone & 1 thing I always, ALWAYS say is, "if anything changes, if you find yourself running late or are unable to make the appointment, it's crucial you let me know."

They get to my hotel room, excuse themselves to wash their hands (so I can count the $$, do they really think I'm not going to?), & there's only $175 in the envelope (30 minutes) not $250/$300 (1 hour).

Client comes out, I ?? them. Client says that's all he had/was able get out of ATM/decided to do.

Me, robotic voice: "That's not what we agreed on."

Client usually begins to stutter at this point.

"Remember what I said on the phone? That if anything changed, you needed to let me know? So you decided to change from an hour to 30 minutes but didn't bother telling me about it? Now if I'm wrong, I completely apologize, but I'm not seeing any missed texts or calls from you."

Client by now is definitely stuttering.😆😆😆

I'm tough, y'all. I'm sick of that, it happens A LOT & I give them a HARD time about it. I set aside an hour for you, not 30 goddamn minutes, & frankly had factored the hour's $$ into my bills, NOT the 1/2 hour😡(assuming they show up of course).

I give them the choice of going to get the extra $$ but that counts as their time with me, or they stay but once they pop it's an immediate kick out -&  I'm  usually very good about absolutely no rushing & making sure they get their full time.

Or they'll show & say " I could only pull $200 from the ATM,sorry." How stupid do they think we are?🤷🏼‍♀️ I say well, that's no problem at all, let's get started! Again, the second they pop, I'm gathering up their clothes & ushering them out.

I've had a cpl say, "Ummm excuse me but I paid for an hour?"

No sir, you did not. You shorted ME, therefore you are getting the same treatment. You might consider that the next time you try this. You might also remember this:
 This is a large industry, but a small community & word gets around very quickly. The hobbyists have their websites, we providers have ours. Food for thought, SIR *glare*.

Fingers crossed, I've yet to have a really awful review written on me bc of my mouth. I imagine it's coming lol. I hit 50 & started not GAF😡.

Any man who even hints at a better deal for himself is banned and blocked. I have had the odd client who has seen me at full rate a few times then ask can he have a special rate as he is now a regular.

I don't do them at all.  My belief is that if any concessions are to be made it has to come from me and not him.

I had this recently with an almost fortnightly regular. Often whinges he doesnt have my non work phone number so we can 'build repor" outside my working hours uugggh.

He wants a discount because im more expensive than other girls in my area (not true at all, in fact im cheaper) I stupidly agreed and said he could have that booking for 30 pound cheaper...what a nitwit I am, I cant deal with on the spot!

Text him 5 mins later and said no way am I doing that again and if he cant afford me, to go elsewhere. Bloody cheek.