That phrase or question from client turns me cold too. It’s when I know this is not going to be an effortless booking. The types that like to get down there like it’s some sort of science experiment.
I fake orgasms because I want regulars who are easily pleased, feel good about themselves and I also don’t want to have someone “trying” down there for an hour or two straight leaving me sore. I’ll happily give gentle direction also. But sometimes it’s best to just play the part.
I have a friend who in her brief working career didn’t. And I just found it dragged things out and left for very disapponted guys. On duo’s I’d be behind the guy motioning ‘time to cum’ for the love of god LOL

this is the funniest thing I’ve read on here. How hilarious. When they’re this shit I’d rather make them cum quick and then I can chill.