I hate when they say “oh I could sit here all day” and then look at me with a longing in their eyes as if I’m gonna say “wouldn’t that be marvellous, just stay”, but instead I say “well if you have the money then I can do it”, that gets them told and they jump up and get ready! Dimwits that these ones are, I’ve also had guys phone up and say “if I pay for half an hour then I can stay all day”, erm no you fucking cannot! I know saunas put up with BS like that but not me, not us independents!
It is just amazing innit? I’ve had a cpl try that stunt & mannnnn😆😆, you oughta see me GO with my calculator!
“I would absolutely LOVE ❤️that! So til, what, maybe 5 o’clock? (It’s 11 am & I’m busily clicking away on the calc)
Okie doke, 5 pm is 6 hours @ XYZ rate, & well, we HAVE to eat lunch ~ of course you’ll get that right? Of course you will!! *click click click* Annnnnd the total on that is $$ (something completely unreasonable bc I don’t want to spend the next 6 hours with you).”
You should see how fast that SOB scurries out the door🚪😆.