When I say 60+ I think this guy is probably 70+ and at that age it takes them a minimum of 5 mins to get their clothes off and the same the other end to get them back on again!
Factor in that he can't talk and dress at the same time and he does love to talk, maybe a bit lonely at that age, it obviously doesn't leave much time for the action!
They seem to think that they shouldn't have to pay to just be talking to us but I'm not his therapist!
I did try a new tack one time and was literally helping him into his clothes at the end lol, he looked round at me rather shocked and said "Oh are you in a hurry?"
I think I'm just too nice to be rude to old people
I agree he's an cunning habitual overstayer, playing you nice and slow and probably overstayed for the past 50 years lol. You just happen to see him now as a 'poor wizened old man', but he's a polished blagger.
I'd end 10 minutes early which gives him 5 minutes each way to undress and dress.
At the end tell I tell them politely to step out when dressed and I leave the room.
Shut the door so he's isolated and can't chat.
I wait in the corridor, and get dressed quickly in my civvies which are hidden nearby.
When you're not in the bedroom they're off home in a couple minutes.