Author Topic: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you. (Read 139028 times)

SquirtyQueen · « **Reply #450 on:** 10 July 2023, 11:58:52 am »

A client wanted to ride my strap on in cowgirl which was all fine until he jumped up, lay on my stomach with the dildo covered in shit smearing on my boobs!! I shoved him off and marched him into the shower somewhat grossed out

washingline · « **Reply #451 on:** 10 July 2023, 03:34:58 pm »

Quote from: SquirtyQueen on 10 July 2023, 11:58:52 am

A client wanted to ride my strap on in cowgirl which was all fine until he jumped up, lay on my stomach with the dildo covered in shit smearing on my boobs!! I shoved him off and marched him into the shower somewhat grossed out

Yuk

Victim surcharge of £50 I thinks.

Justine · « **Reply #452 on:** 10 July 2023, 04:48:42 pm »

Luckily my stinky client quota is tiny but one elderly gent who was borderline when it came to freshness but I endured his visits many times, turned up one evening with a distinctive whiff of dirty arse crack having not bothered to wash and I suspected not even bothering to wipe properly earlier that day. 😬 I was so disgusted that I could barely speak to him never mind ask him to shower (I know I should have!) so his bottom spanks were harder than usual and yes that's how I knew for sure where the smell was from and I could see the dried brown streaks on his backside. He tried to book again several times but I blanked him. Dirty bastard.

A similar situation with another reg. but after being very clean under the foreskin in all previous bookings he turned up with a stomach churning fortnight's worth of yellow gunge. I refused to touch it and asked when he last cleaned under there. He wasn't even slightly ashamed and just said he must have forgotten to do it that day. Liar!! Another who was banned after that.

(well you did ask) 😚😐

Greta72 · « **Reply #453 on:** 11 July 2023, 05:18:13 am »

"I knew for sure where the smell was from and I could see the dried brown streaks on his backside."

I have been doing this job for several years. During this time, I once sent a guest away because of this. She came in, undressed and lay on of my bed. I started to work.. I saw that her ass was like that. It left a brown stain on my sheets. I told him to get dressed, I won't do it with him. I returned his money and told him to leave.

AmelieC · « **Reply #454 on:** 11 July 2023, 07:08:28 pm »

I use to invite them at shower, first. If it smelly one I insist till he hadn't to choise. And I buy man deodorant for be sure.

Slavetolove · « **Reply #455 on:** 11 October 2024, 08:05:30 pm »

Currently in London and just had a client for 15 min booking. He had decent reviews on aw.

Went into the bathroom after he left and he’s left the sink full of water and shit. Like literal chunks of food and shit. He’s used one of my flannels to wipe himself then left it in the floor.

I could cry. I feel physically sick. Dirty bastard.

Plainjane · « **Reply #456 on:** 12 October 2024, 05:37:09 am »

Omfg...what an absolutely disgusting cunt. Just WHY?? I hope your next punter is a true gentleman x

Jessiegirl · « **Reply #457 on:** 12 October 2024, 08:09:54 am »

Many years ago when I was new to this one regular wanted me to slip a long dildo inside him whilst I gave oral.

I slipped it in as requested gradually but he kept wanting more inside him until it was literally all inside him. My hand was slippery due to the lube and lost hold of the last bit and it ended up inside him.

After we finished I was dreading telling him about the dildo inside him as he seemed oblivious to it.He did finally realise then started to panic and couldn't get it out. All I could suggest was try in the toilet.

After about ten minutes in the bathroom he came out apologised then left. As I approached the bathroom there was a disgusting stench that hit me. The dildo was in the sink full of shit plus bits of it all over the floor. It took ages to clean and stank the whole day I had to cancel my other bookings. I was almost sick a couple of times due to the smell.

Slavetolove · « **Reply #458 on:** 12 October 2024, 10:04:53 am »

Quote from: Plainjane on 12 October 2024, 05:37:09 am

Omfg...what an absolutely disgusting cunt. Just WHY?? I hope your next punter is a true gentleman x

I know!! I’m so angry. I messaged him and he admitted he was sick!! It looked more like poo. But didn’t try cleaning it! It was splashed everywhere. 🤮🤮

Patricia · « **Reply #459 on:** 12 October 2024, 10:50:15 am »

Quote from: Slavetolove on 12 October 2024, 10:04:53 am

I know!! I’m so angry. I messaged him and he admitted he was sick!! It looked more like poo. But didn’t try cleaning it! It was splashed everywhere. 🤮🤮

Trying to erase that picture from my brain 😱
The man could have had the decency to tell you what happened before he left and make an effort to lessen your horror on finding it. He should also have compensated you somewhat for having to cancel further bookings. What a disgusting attitude he had.
My example of grossness pales next to that but last month an older guy booked me and turned up in a smart suit and tie, crisp white shirt and polished shoes. I thought oh how nice he's made an effort. When he removed his clothes he smelled of rotten cabbage with sour milk thrown in. . I asked would he like a quick shower and he said no he'd had one less than an hour ago. The lying old git! He got the most basic attention I could bear to perform. 🫤

DBLM · « **Reply #460 on:** 13 October 2024, 08:02:42 am »

Like many of you I also used to penetrate the anus.

Most times, it was fine, but a few times, it released the mess from hell. I just don't need that trouble in my day job, and I don't charge enough.

So not I say no to all requests from "prostate massage" or even a request to touch anus.

I am all for keeping my work easy and simple.

But I would say in the past when I did that, it would be over a spare towel with lots of good quality PLENTY kitchen roll very handy, so I was able to control and capture the shit eruption before it went out of control.
If you do it, I recommend being prepared for the worst.

ff · « **Reply #461 on:** 14 October 2024, 04:34:26 pm »

Quote from: Jessiegirl on 12 October 2024, 08:09:54 am

Many years ago when I was new to this one regular wanted me to slip a long dildo inside him whilst I gave oral.

I slipped it in as requested gradually but he kept wanting more inside him until it was literally all inside him. My hand was slippery due to the lube and lost hold of the last bit and it ended up inside him.

After we finished I was dreading telling him about the dildo inside him as he seemed oblivious to it.He did finally realise then started to panic and couldn't get it out. All I could suggest was try in the toilet.

After about ten minutes in the bathroom he came out apologised then left. As I approached the bathroom there was a disgusting stench that hit me. The dildo was in the sink full of shit plus bits of it all over the floor. It took ages to clean and stank the whole day I had to cancel my other bookings. I was almost sick a couple of times due to the smell.

Not sure if you drink but I'd not blame you for having a strong one after that.
I had a drink guy cum in my mouth I vomited and he shit on my sofa though not as disgusting as what you experienced.the clean up and smell is dreadful.

Miss_chievious · « **Reply #462 on:** 14 October 2024, 09:24:26 pm »

OMG I have literally had to give up reading this post as some of the stuff you ladies have had to endure is just wrong on so many levels. I'm very much low volume and thankfully have not had to endure anything gross (so far), long may that continue. *fingers crossed*

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