Send 'em my way Angela. 

Yeah, i had loads of calls this week! Only of course i'm er... 'crying the red tears of a lonely womb'... No doubt next week all will be as normal! I'll be blood free and client free! Grrr...!

Awww it's always the way lol!

Around here there seems to be a spree of guys trying to make longer bookings I highly doubt they are going to go through with.

This week I've had:

A stag do of 5 wanting to book me for 2 hours at ?100 each an hour on Friday night

A guy who would like me to keep him company on a drive from Newcastle to Glasgow and spend the night with him for ?1000 on Saturday afternoon until Sunday lunch time

An all day booking with a recently divorced gent who doesn't want to be alone on his wedding anniversary on Monday at ?800

I've told them all to get back to me with the details once they know their hotels, schedules etc and not one of them has. Just as I thought really lol, but the ?2800 would have been nice!

Tell you what, Miss Bunny... If all these guys come through, you can buy me a burger! 

?2800 would have been nice!

Wow, not half!

And yes, I have noticed that the phone never stops when I've just started my period    Men, eh - they're like buses!

Yes, Sea Pearls have been around for a while as a brand, there's also a newer one called Jam Sponge.

This summer's been very quiet for me, but at least that trend held up during the week when I was out of action after hitting the crossbar of my bike!

I would just love to know why these guys do it?

They aren't heavy breathers, we're talking about times and travel arrangements, so not the sexiest subject and I flat out tell them I'm not clearing my diary for them until I have all the details on a booking request or over the phone so I can check their hotel details etc.

I had a multi-hour booking.
A guy in Northampton.
No apparent wanking, just him arranging to see me, very business like phone conversations.
He sent me a pic of him (allegedly him) at work in an office
booked three hours
planned the train journey {three changes}
including times durations and ETA
All outlined in texts.
Then later after a load more texts and calls assuring me he was not a timewaster
He didn't turn up.

There are three types of callers who make a booking:
Real client - Those who book and turn up 
Timewaster - Those callers who have no intention of turning up
and the last which this guy {and probably yours guys} fall into. 
Fantasist - They make the booking; seem plausible. Are not wanking on the phone {at that point anyway}
But they NEVER  go through with the appointment. Their fantasy is going through the motions of a genuine client booking; but it is just that a fantasy. [/list]

I would just love to know why these guys do it?

Fantasists my dear fantasists... its taken me YEARS to work that out... dumb ass blonde that I can be at times...  but at the risk of appearing sexist thats been my life experience....& I'm 50 next year and its taken till only recently for the penny to drop!

p.s.
just noticed response re same... the F word!