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orchidperfume

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had to laugh at this one !
« on: 05 September 2012, 05:23:21 pm »
I recieved a call from a very polite gentleman this morning who wanted specific items for me to wear.
He then said because i was completly shaved it wasnt what he wanted!
He then called back some time later and arranged to see me, that he changed his mind ,a lovely guy and although i struggled with watersports (am giving it up !!)
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I didnt like him keep refering to my very large stomach though,   then he took something out of his mouth and hid it under his pants
When the booking ended i lifted his pants to descover a set of false teeth !!!
 
« Last Edit: 05 September 2012, 06:09:49 pm by orchidperfume »

MsDee

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Re: had to laugh at this one !
« Reply #1 on: 05 September 2012, 08:10:42 pm »
Did he give you a gum job? ;D

VioletteUK

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Re: had to laugh at this one !
« Reply #2 on: 05 September 2012, 08:38:14 pm »
LOL! Sorry I shouldn't laugh.
I had one lovely gent whose teeth fell out during the act.  :o Dear god! I screamed for dear life.
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Re: had to laugh at this one !
« Reply #3 on: 05 September 2012, 10:09:13 pm »
 ;D ;D  Oh ladies, you really have made me laugh. Gum job indeed. and as for the teeth falling out..  ;D

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Re: had to laugh at this one !
« Reply #4 on: 05 September 2012, 10:13:17 pm »
LOL! Sorry I shouldn't laugh.
I had one lovely gent whose teeth fell out during the act.  :o Dear god! I screamed for dear life.

That happened to me once too - they dropped out in mish and hit me smack in the forehead. I nearly bloody died ;D.

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Re: had to laugh at this one !
« Reply #5 on: 05 September 2012, 10:17:28 pm »
Thats soooooo embarrasing!!!!
very funny image!!

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Re: had to laugh at this one !
« Reply #6 on: 05 September 2012, 10:18:28 pm »
I can always detect the false teeth when doing dfk. I can feel the smooth palate thing.  :-*
Not a criticism or complaint, I would rather they had false clean ones than vile rotten naturals.

Has anyone experienced a wig man though? I have only one time and it was so obvious and made
me nervous as I had to go carefully not to disturb it.


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Re: had to laugh at this one !
« Reply #7 on: 05 September 2012, 10:37:32 pm »
here are you lot doing incalls from,a retirement home in dorset!! ;D

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Re: had to laugh at this one !
« Reply #8 on: 06 September 2012, 06:22:32 am »
Oh this post has made me laugh out loud! Can't say I've experienced this... yet!

MsDee

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« Reply #9 on: 06 September 2012, 07:59:19 am »
I just spat my coffee out rofl omg!

I have to say I would so be grossed out if someones teeth landed on my forehead.

How many have been drooled on, sometimes you can see it coming down and you try and dodge lol.

We need danger pay and safety goggles.

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Re: had to laugh at this one !
« Reply #10 on: 06 September 2012, 11:01:18 am »
I just spat my coffee out rofl omg!

I have to say I would so be grossed out if someones teeth landed on my forehead.

How many have been drooled on, sometimes you can see it coming down and you try and dodge lol.

We need danger pay and safety goggles.
Yes ive been drooled on..ewww
and always seem to get the guys with constant cold sweat,dripping on me..
some notice and get a towel,some just dont seem to care while its dripping buckets on me..

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Re: had to laugh at this one !
« Reply #11 on: 06 September 2012, 11:46:00 am »
OMG!!!!!!

Thank you as you've just made me lol for real and think back.  The false teeth no, the sweat thing yes trying to get out of the way yes.  Wow thank you.  If the teeth thing happened to me I'd probably screamed out loud from being scarred I don't know just thinking out loud.

orchidperfume

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« Reply #12 on: 06 September 2012, 12:51:13 pm »
Thought that would amuse you . Liked youre replies.
've had wigman in the past too. His wig was loose on forehead and slipping slowly .
I could not keep my eyes off it ! Very distracting. Shame he was really attractive.
I did also see another wigman who had a 2part wig this had a fringe wig bit! Difficult not to laugh when he walked in!

justgee84

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« Reply #13 on: 06 September 2012, 01:21:27 pm »
LOL! Love it! Never had the teeth or wig happen to me, had the trillion-buckets-of-sweat-guy and one who thought it would be a "turn on" to wear a wet-look thong... Couldn't stop giggling after I'd pulled his trousers down! Needless to say I never climaxed during that booking.... But I did have a good laugh :)

I really do love this line of work. You meet so many, erm, interesting people!

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« Reply #14 on: 06 September 2012, 01:35:14 pm »
LOL! Love it! Never had the teeth or wig happen to me, had the trillion-buckets-of-sweat-guy and one who thought it would be a "turn on" to wear a wet-look thong... Couldn't stop giggling after I'd pulled his trousers down! Needless to say I never climaxed during that booking.... But I did have a good laugh :)

I really do love this line of work. You meet so many, erm, interesting people!
AWWW thats so cute ...wet look g strings!!!!
ive never had wig,but had the comb over,1 strand of hair,thinking its going to fool others that he has a full head of hair!!
then keeps falling from the poistion,while bonking,and tickiling my face...