I recieved a call from a very polite gentleman this morning who wanted specific items for me to wear.
He then said because i was completly shaved it wasnt what he wanted!
He then called back some time later and arranged to see me, that he changed his mind ,a lovely guy and although i struggled with watersports (am giving it up !!)
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I didnt like him keep refering to my very large stomach though, then he took something out of his mouth and hid it under his pants
When the booking ended i lifted his pants to descover a set of false teeth !!!