So I think I just had my first female timewaster. Bear in mind that although all my clients are men so far, and this really very rarely comes up, I'm happy to offer services to female clients so long as they understand that I've not yet had sex with a woman yet so will need a little bit of guidance. This would have been the next part of the conversation had this been serious. Although it's never come to anything yet, I do occasionally get contacted by straight couples/husbands that want me to have sex with their wives.

I'm curious. Does this ring true as an actual lady to you other actual ladies out there? Or do you think it is a guy just taking the mick? Any other M4M provider ever had anything like this before?

her: Hey, how much do you charge?

*switches to WhatsApp - profile name is 'Sarah' with a heart*

her: Hey you ok x?
me: I'm good

*She sends 4 or 5 pictures of a pretty girl quite made up. Looks like she could be on Instagram*

her: So what type of things would you do to me? I want you talk a lol bit dirty and tell me what you would do x
me: No
her: No?
her: Oh right good luck making money
me (voice message): I'm an escort, not a free sex chat provider. Most of what you need to know is on my profile, but if you have any specific questions I will be free to answer it. I do very well not wasting my time doing dirty talk with everyone that tries to text me very much.
her: I'm not at an interview, sorry! You charge people for sex so please don't be so stuck up (thumbs up emoji)
her: I'll go with someone else and give someone else my tight pussy
me: Fine by me. Means you aren't wasting my time
her: Having your attitude, you'll never make money doing this work (laugh-crying emoji) good luck to you
me: I mean - so far I've made £600 this week on top of my day job. So ... if you say so
her: Yes, I'm sure
me: hahaha
her: Rather watch paint dry than go with you ur attitude is ashow [sic]
me: I don't have an attitude problem. I don't suffer timewasters. asking an escort to talk dirty to you is essentially asking for free services.

"my tight pussy" - It's a man.

Yes, I think most of us have had "women" contact us to find out what we would do to their massive tits and tight pussy, and then they get arsey when we don't tell them for free *shock horror* 

Yes that's a guy, gave himself away the minute he mentioned talking dirty

Hahaha fine. I suspected as much but I'm generally too willing to trust people are who they say they are...

100% that's a man, women just dont talk like that, just a guy trying to get himself off.

Yep, definitely a man!

Re: the couples enquiries - I always just reply to all of these, "Sure I love seeing couples! Just please ask your wife/girlfriend to call me to make the arrangements"
This filters out the 99% of total TWs and means the ones that DO call are genuinely women - who are also reassured by the process of making them the primary voice in the conversation.

Yes amazing how so many men phone without their OH present, and can never co-ordinate a time for their OH to phone.

Did have one woman initiate contact last year, she made a lot of long phone calls, never went anywhere.

Re: the couples enquiries - I always just reply to all of these, "Sure I love seeing couples! Just please ask your wife/girlfriend to call me to make the arrangements"
This filters out the 99% of total TWs and means the ones that DO call are genuinely women - who are also reassured by the process of making them the primary voice in the conversation.

That's actually a really good idea

100% that's a man, women just dont talk like that, just a guy trying to get himself off.

What she said.