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anonymoussw

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For gods sake
« on: 06 June 2009, 10:55:37 pm »
SAY something. I hate silent clients! I saw a guy tonight and I had absolutely no clue whether I was doing ok or not - when I blew him he just LAY there. His cock was hard, but I had no clue what was going through his head. Drives me up the wall!
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Re: For gods sake
« Reply #1 on: 07 June 2009, 11:52:01 am »
I have one of these! ARGH!!!! The only way I know he is about to come is because he squeezes his legs together. HELLO??????!!!!! Are you enjoying this or what?

Although I guess this is better than the commentary shag- one the other day who at the point of ejaculation said in a carry on film style saucy voice "oh! You know what I'm about to do now?! OH!".

Silent or too much information. It's a touch choice!
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Re: For gods sake
« Reply #2 on: 07 June 2009, 12:20:50 pm »
I've been lucky and not had one in a while. I had a client a few months ago who was prone to silence, but she knew how annoying it was so she made an effort to give some feedback.

Actually, you don't even have to vocalise. Hip movements, hand squeezes, just do something!
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Re: For gods sake
« Reply #3 on: 07 June 2009, 01:47:22 pm »
Quote from: Carla on 07 June 2009, 11:52:01 am
Although I guess this is better than the commentary shag- one the other day who at the point of ejaculation said in a carry on film style saucy voice "oh! You know what I'm about to do now?! OH!".
PMSL! I think I would probably collapse with laughter!

Quote from: Anika Mae on 07 June 2009, 12:20:50 pm
Actually, you don't even have to vocalise. Hip movements, hand squeezes, just do something!
Exactly! I was chatting about it with a freind this morning and his comment was "are you sure he wasn't dead?" and you know what? - I wonder whether I should go back and check...
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Re: For gods sake
« Reply #4 on: 08 June 2009, 03:22:52 am »
I think its just about they dont want to make too much noise. I wouldnt take it personally. I've had somone tell me once that I didnt make enough noise; but then again most days of the week are spent at home where I have to be silent  :-X

Living alone, is good living  ::)

Oh...but when someone is getting fucked; they better make some noise. Its like damn, is it big enough for you!?
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Re: For gods sake
« Reply #5 on: 08 June 2009, 08:15:55 am »
Quote from: JoeyR on 08 June 2009, 03:22:52 am
I think its just about they dont want to make too much noise. I wouldnt take it personally. I've had somone tell me once that I didnt make enough noise; but then again most days of the week are spent at home where I have to be silent  :-X

Living alone, is good living  ::)

Oh...but when someone is getting fucked; they better make some noise. Its like damn, is it big enough for you!?

No it wasn't that. He literally didn't respond at ALL. In ANY WAY.
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Anika Mae

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Re: For gods sake
« Reply #6 on: 08 June 2009, 09:22:15 am »
I understand that some people are by nature perfectly silent and still as a way of concentrating and I don't take it personally, but it's still really boring and difficult to do a good job when you're on the receiving end.
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Re: For gods sake
« Reply #7 on: 08 June 2009, 10:31:27 am »
Quote from: Carla on 07 June 2009, 11:52:01 am
Although I guess this is better than the commentary shag- one the other day who at the point of ejaculation said in a carry on film style saucy voice "oh! You know what I'm about to do now?! OH!"

LOL!

I would have shrieked with laughter if I were you. Awesome! I love the special sex voices some men have. Specially when they don't seem otherwise aware of them.
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Re: For gods sake
« Reply #8 on: 08 June 2009, 03:43:43 pm »
In my very early days I had a guy that I will fondly remember as "the cold fish", as in laid there like a...! I tried every womanly move I could muster to illicit some sort of noise, some emotion from him...nothing, not even a twitch.
I went to my bag and took out my mirror and placed it under his nose to see if he was still breathing. He burst out laughing. I said that's the most animated I'd seen him all hour.
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BurlesqueHoney

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Re: For gods sake
« Reply #9 on: 08 June 2009, 10:55:14 pm »
Personally, I prefer a dead herring in bed compared to the guy who obviously wanted the whole hotel to know he had a good time and gave a running commentary and sounded like a badly dubbed porn movie.   I was tempted to shove my frilly knickers in his gob and gag him but then they were my favourite pair.  He was a nice guy plus attractive and I would have really loved the encounter but his fake ?oh yeah babe? put me off my stride.  Plus ?Babe? - FFS I might be cute but not in a pink porker kind of way!   
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Re: For gods sake
« Reply #10 on: 09 June 2009, 09:00:41 pm »
Quote from: BurlesqueHoney on 08 June 2009, 10:55:14 pm
Personally, I prefer a dead herring in bed compared to the guy who obviously wanted the whole hotel to know he had a good time and gave a running commentary and sounded like a badly dubbed porn movie.   I was tempted to shove my frilly knickers in his gob and gag him but then they were my favourite pair.  He was a nice guy plus attractive and I would have really loved the encounter but his fake ?oh yeah babe? put me off my stride.  Plus ?Babe? - FFS I might be cute but not in a pink porker kind of way!   
LMAO! I have to agree with you, that Oh baby, yeah baby, oh baby, is sooooooo annoying. The other thing I hate is the, are you coming yet? OMG, give me a break.                   
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Re: For gods sake
« Reply #11 on: 09 June 2009, 11:38:28 pm »
It is off putting when you get no response at all, as you are just not sure if what you are doing is right for the guy or if you should do something different.

Just as disconcerting was the guy who kept saying 'oh, yeah, I'm cumming, here it comes!' and then didin't, about four or five times - then he said 'oh' (and I thought here we go again) but he said sounding unsure - 'I think i've cum' - well, what could I say to that?



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