I'm currently looking for a new flat and high on my criteria is being able to see them before giving the flat number. Right now I'm in a road which has a similar name to the next road up (eg Toft Rd and Toad Rd) and even though I put in text "make sure you're on this road and not that road whic is the next one up" I still get guys on the wrong street.

Thank fuck the person who lives at that number isn't in during my working hours...

Where I am currently I have to give extremely precise directions to clients.

The amount of times guys have got lost in spite of this, whether I explain by text or call it seems to make no difference to some guys.

They just seem to go their own merry way thinking somehow they know better how to get to me than I do. A couple of them I’ve even had to cancel because they got so pissy with me or I got pissy with them having to explain the way zillions of times.

Grrrrrr

Some men are naturally adverse to asking for /taking directions. It's like multitasking,  cant be horny and take directions at same time 

I've come to realise that in this profession we will come across different levels of intelligence ....as testing as it maybe ..I take deep breaths and direct them as I would an 8 year old ....( some even thank me for simplifying the directions) ......I also use 'share my location' on whassapp for the tech savvy ones.

One does not need to be a rocket scientist to have sex which is what they are after .....and are probably thinking with the wrong head in anticipation 

Getting close and needing some extra assistance shows they have made the effort and havent wasted your time

Hi!
I find it a lot easier to send them the instructions and call them while looking on the window to direct them from where they are.
It also helps sorting out the time wasters from real clients who actually get lost.

I see them as im on ground floor and just let them in at the door so they dont start buzzing away .

Fingers crossed that's it for another sixteen months 

It wasn't

My text when they confirm gives my street and postcode - 'my street is Amy Street' is literally the first thing it says.

This week I had one (who I've seen before at a hotel and who I remember claimed to have spent some considerable time at university) call for directions then go to the building and insist he was there, so I told him which flat bell to ring and directed him to the lift. Nothing happened, but then he said he was inside but the lift was on the opposite side I asked him if he was sure he was at '666 Amy Street'. 'No, I'm at 666 Dave Street', which is the next one over. So apparently Google Map knows where my flat is better than I do .

My favourite part is that somebody let him in

Every day is an IQ test. I can communicate in French, Spanish, or the Queen's English and am always at least as polite as the client. If they can't find me with clear written or spoken directions, my time is better spent focusing on clients who can. There are smart men who know how to act with me, and most of them can pass the test.   I do prescreen my clients and focus on regulars, but I just think of this as final screening.