You have to wear the outfit they wanted you to wear - yet never told you.

You have to squirt, without being touched and zero foreplay

They expect you to find them attractive regardless of their appearance and personality because, well surely you must fancy them? It can't be purely for the money! And they expect you to want to date them off the books in your free time.

They also expect you to orgasm as it would be offensive to them if you didn't...

You have to wear stockings - sheer though, preferably with seams and they can't possibly have fishnets. 

But there's 15 minutes of the booking left, I want to go again (like I'm a ride at a fun fair 🙄)

Kiss this annoys me to no extent. I’ve seen online reviews and clients constantly go off on escorts for making them wait outside for 3 minutes god forbid. Yet are more than happy to be 20 minutes late with no notice. It’s almost as if our time is disposable. The level of entitlement from some clients is really annoying and becoming a lot more common lately.

A lot of bookings I’m getting lately turn up 15 minutes late and it does annoy me a bit when there’s no notice. I’ve always been someone who appreciates punctuality and even in my personal life I can’t stand when friends are late for dinner, going out etc.

I haven’t experienced the wanting to go again though. I’ve found a lot of them are more or less too tired for a second time and just want to shower and be on there way. Even the clients who speak about wanting to cum twice in the booking never do.

The not reading the profile gets tiring too. My few lines on my profile is not at all that long and a quick read. Yet I get multiples asking about parties and all other sort of things. It’s explicitly written at the start of my profile that I do not use drugs. Hard to miss. I do wonder if these are just drug pushers who can’t accept the fact that I just don’t want to do drugs with them rather than simply not reading though.

That being said I do love when a client comes and tells me something along the lines of I particular found your profile appealing because of what you wrote about yourself etc things like that that make me know that they made the effort to read about my likes and dislikes first before booking me.

Can you wear full PVC outfit and thigh boots  and wait in the lobby for me?

Yeah right!