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Re: Describe your worst ever client
« Reply #15 on: 25 March 2022, 01:40:46 am »
Worst was a guy who refused to pay! He was SO DRUNK when I arrived, and wanted to pay by bank transfer (I work with an agency so it's accepted) and every time he typed the bank details would lock his phone and start chatting. This happened a good 3 or 4 times until 30 min passed, and then he said he agreed to pay a much lower fee that the one that was clearly stated on the website or that he already paid (which wasn't true)... I called the girl at the reception to confirm the price (she was new and I blamed her that she sent me to this guy who was clearly intoxicated) and decided to leave. Then he ended my call, it was on speaker and I started to panic on the inside, reception wasn't good either... Luckily I left with no issues but it's the first and hope last time I got this scared during a booking... 

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Re: Describe your worst ever client
« Reply #16 on: 25 March 2022, 08:11:59 am »
I'm struggling to think of just one, I've been in many frightening, difficult situations.

Out and out fear has to be the punter who when I opened the door to him after giving him final directions, entered wearing balaclava pulled a large carving knife our of his sleeve, shut the door deadlocking it.

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Re: Describe your worst ever client
« Reply #17 on: 25 March 2022, 08:47:44 am »
I'm struggling to think of just one, I've been in many frightening, difficult situations.

Out and out fear has to be the punter who when I opened the door to him after giving him final directions, entered wearing balaclava pulled a large carving knife our of his sleeve, shut the door deadlocking it.

Omfg!!!

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Re: Describe your worst ever client
« Reply #18 on: 25 March 2022, 03:00:16 pm »
Oh another one. Email via AW, loads of +feedback made an outcall request. When checking the app after agreeing (and getting his number) he had made requests for BB to other escorts but I'd already agreed and after having a no show was kinda pissed off so carried on with it. He had noticable genital warts... during sex he lost his erection, secretly glad, he then said he wanted to tease me with his bare cock, I refused saying I do not allow this. When he found his orgasm again he asked if he could cum over my pussy, absolutely fucking not you deceased cock. Awful outcall.

I would not continue a booking if I noticed warts - that's ridiculously disrespectful and stupid.
"There is no sin except stupidity" - Oscar Wilde

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Re: Describe your worst ever client
« Reply #19 on: 25 March 2022, 03:14:49 pm »
I would not continue a booking if I noticed warts - that's ridiculously disrespectful and stupid.

This is the first thing that came to my mind too, I was gonna ask for some advice. I’ve not had this happen but if it ever does, I would think to stop the booking….

May I ask why you continued? I’m still somewhat new to escorting and haven’t had anything like this yet

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Re: Describe your worst ever client
« Reply #20 on: 25 March 2022, 03:33:07 pm »
Omfg!!!

Yes.

He'd had a booking previously, changed number and name booked and did this.

So when guys come to the door covering face, or I'm outcall and a new client happens to have a carving knife under the bed.

I'd actually forgotten someone pulled a similar knife out on me (laughed off as a joke at the time) when I was 18 (a few decades ago), it is not funny.

Someone with a disability creating anxiety covered hotel bathroom floor with stomach contents.

Plenty of learning events.

Mates knocking on door asking why he's left them in the pub.

Only one guy I ever found repulsive, he didn't wash regularly one shower wasn't enough and clothes stank. Was also very difficult to arrange bookings with. Had this way with wanking

Sorry I want to think of the many great, excellent clients I have had who are wonderful.

Worst might do to those who were needy in texts, needed 20 texts to arrange asking me for exact heel heights, dress length, messing around, unreliable, constantly late, bumbling, asked for trust then blew it. One man had 30 minute booking then harassed me by text for 2 years, police stepped in, he then communicated by proxy mentioning me to other Escorts who'd then ask me did I know him.

Next!

Thank goodness I know how to handle this sooner, if at all - much clearer message now and avoid much of that.

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Re: Describe your worst ever client
« Reply #21 on: 25 March 2022, 04:43:33 pm »
I would not continue a booking if I noticed warts - that's ridiculously disrespectful and stupid.

It was towards the end when I noticed it. I have never had this before and really didn't know how to handle it at the time. You live and learn and although I've never had it since I would end the booking now.

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Re: Describe your worst ever client
« Reply #22 on: 25 March 2022, 10:48:10 pm »
Guy in his 70s with a false leg, what seemed like claws for hands, horrendous kisser, with piss stained pants stinking of stale urine  🤢

Old guy, tall skinny its long grey scraggy hair and underpants that came up to his chest,  black broken teeth and very strange conversation

Mid 60s guy, very pleasant man, clean etc but his breath was so bad I was struggling from 5 foot away, thanking was after the first lockdown ended so I was in a mask and had taken kissing off the menu  ;D

I'm sure there are a few more but those are the standout ones

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Re: Describe your worst ever client
« Reply #23 on: 27 March 2022, 02:14:34 pm »
It was towards the end when I noticed it. I have never had this before and really didn't know how to handle it at the time. You live and learn and although I've never had it since I would end the booking now.

I've had this quite recently (the guy either had warts or molluscum contagiusum but again that's a difficult one since I'm not a dermatologist and it could also be something else which is none of the ones I mentioned), this was even more difficult since the guy had driven 3h to see me.
On top of that he was married and 63 yo and plenty of feedbacks on AW (the type of guy you would never expect to have this kind of stuff right, he probably had some bareback sex with one of his regs and caught this imo).

The guy wanted CIM, OWO. Obviously I couldn't provide that, I said I can give the money back for him to leave but he insisted I could do OW instead, and to my absolute stupidity I ended up doing a OW (I made sure all the skin with warts was properly covered).

I really regret it now and really hope I didn't catch anything  :( :(

Obviously when you think about things afterwards, I think about how stupid I am but when you're in the moment, it's generally more complicated to have clear thoughts  :(

But anyways, we learn new lessons everyday, don't we, especially in this job  :)
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Re: Describe your worst ever client
« Reply #24 on: 27 March 2022, 06:34:35 pm »
Thank you Ana, yes, like you say we're not dermatologists so difficult to know but also difficult to handle sensitively. You live and learn every day.

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Re: Describe your worst ever client
« Reply #25 on: 30 March 2022, 12:14:59 am »
Mine was a Turkish man who immediately came in begging me for a discount and looked me up and down in a condescending way as if to say you’re worth nothing.

He then start complaining about how reception asked him where he was going. I said we just came out of the pandemic and you still need to wear a face mask in hotels and he didn’t hence why they stopped his stupid ass.

I decided to just go ahead with it to get him the fuck out cause he was the most irritating person I’ve ever met.

He ended up forgetting his watch and came back for it.

He contacted me off two separate numbers after blocking him asking to come again. By far the worst person and client I’ve ever met. He was a mega asshole.

Other than that I don’t think I’ve met any other client as terrible as he was.

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« Reply #26 on: 30 March 2022, 09:11:31 am »
Oh lol I just also remembered why this fucker was so awful. He haggled me so much he eventually got his discount only to pull out his wallet that was fucking full of wads of cash. What and absolute fucking cunt I thought. Over it. Last time I do that I’ll just tell them to get the fuck out of my hotel room next time.

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Re: Describe your worst ever client
« Reply #27 on: 01 April 2022, 09:54:07 pm »
I'd forgotten about a middle eastern very hairy guy who said he just wanted massage ,lay on his stomach I swear his hair came off like a malting animal . He then wanted me to wank him while lying on his stomach which wasn't easy more hair came off then he ejaculated everywhere . Vile person

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Re: Describe your worst ever client
« Reply #28 on: 02 April 2022, 11:22:24 am »
Worst ever was a fly me to you client in Doha. I was in Dubai at the time on tour and he passed my screening, booked an overnight and paid a deposit plus money in advance for business class return flight. He asked about kissing so I clearly explained which services I don't offer before accepting the booking. I don't kiss, rim, bareback or use drugs. It says this on my website and on all my ads too. He seemed ok so I booked flights and went to see him. When I got there he was high on meth and all he wanted was to push my boundaries. He'd hassle me for kissing, then riming, then bareback, he tried to pressure me to take drugs with him. All the exact things I'd told him I wouldn't do. I told him to either relax, enjoy the services I do offer and stop hassling me to provide services I'd clearly told him multiple times weren't going to happen or else I'd leave. He behaved himself for about 5 minutes then started boundary pushing again so I left. I got halfway to the airport and got a txt saying he'd called the cops and they'd be waiting for me at the airport. I ignored him. There were no cops. I flew back to Dubai and kept his deposit. Worst client ever and the scariest part was waiting for my flight wondering if I was about to get thrown in a Qatari prison. 

Second worst ever wanted to receive fisting. I accepted on the condition that he prepare himself ie douche thoroughly before coming to see me. He agreed to do so but when I pulled my fist out, he erupted. A geyser of liquid shit just exploded out of him. I sent him to the bathroom to wash up and when he left I found out he'd blocked my shower drain and the shower was an inch deep in shitty water with large floating chunks. Added fisting to the list of services I don't offer.

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Re: Describe your worst ever client
« Reply #29 on: 02 April 2022, 05:40:38 pm »
A guy that had shit smeared all up both butt cheeks, as though he'd never learned he also needed to wipe there as well as the middle. He got progressively worse throughout the booking pushing for things I don't do, trying to shove his fist inside me (I don't offer fisting and even if I did it certainly wouldn't be without prep and warm up!) and then tried to quickly push himself in without a condom, ignored me when I pushed him away from me and said we need a condom and tried again to enter as quickly as he could - I think he was hoping I wouldn't be quick enough to stop it.