I have over done the lube yesterday as I don't like to be penetrated and be dry inside as clients don't always turn me on or get me moist. I will get cystitis  again if im not careful
unfortunately the sounds that come with excess lube are loud and embarrassing at times.
Is it just me or do any of you ladies get this problem too ?!!

I am very very prone to UTI's and cystitis etc so I'd MUCH rather use too much lube and let out a few fanny farts
and other noises than having to go through another UTI!!
I wouldn't worry about it honestly, what do you prefer, a few fanny farts or another week of agaony, feeling run down, trip to docs,
another course of antibiotics.. 
It's just not worth it, so I say, if it helps, use as much lube and more as you feel you need.!!   

I always put on a bit of lube over the condom, it means it's less likely to split. I don't really think they mind if there are little squelchy noises, it can be worse in certain positions so I just make louder moaning noises to distract them.

I always put it inside, usually without the client seeing. Because I found that just the entry rubs a lot of it off the condom and it doesn't get where its wanted. I don't get squelchy noises either, because if you put it far enough up with a syringe it doesn't trap so much air. It's the trapped air that makes the noise.