i really want to share this email i got last year....i remember reading this thinking: after 2 minutes i will want to scream in major aggravated irritation....this is just, i mean seriously, has got to be unreal....this is a rather long email but very entertaining...let me know what you all think of it....
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Hi !
How are you ? at the outset can i take the permission from you that if i could call you only Karen ? Sorry, though i am 19 years younger to you ,But, believe me i want to take service from you only. because i was dreaming for a person like you.
I want to take service from you? Will it be possible for you to spare 1 day - 24 hrs for me. i have seen your website. let me tell you i have decided to spend my 1 day with you only. and got satisfaction that i came on the correct site.
I want satisfaction. I am sure you will give me. I will be at your place soon. On 20th January 2010
Whatever picture i could see from the website, i can make out that you will satisfy me.
Could you tell me exact rates as well for 24 hrs. though it is mentioned on the site.
Timing i am proposing is 2pm to next day 2pm.
I will be requiring satisfaction in following ways - if you also suggest me and add to it or object it, i would be happy. - ( I don't know what you will think on following lines but, it's important for me to know in advance that will you be able to satisfy me in following way or not - timing given in the following program is tentative
Date - 10th January 2010 -
1) 2 pm - will meet at the hotel where i am staying at central london
2) 2.10pm to 2.30pm - will have a chat along with a juice in the room
3) 3 pm to 3.15 - you will attract me towards you. I will kiss your lips and you also reply with same energy.
4) 3.15pm to 3.30pm - again talk between you and me on the way that how we can satisfy each other)
5) 3.30pm to 4pm - there are around 25 parts of the body - (of yours as well as mine) will be kissed by me and you from over the cloths - a round
6) 4.15pm to 5pm - slowly removal of each cloth of each other with following of above process of kissing all major parts of the body each other.
7) 5.30 to 6.30 - a short sleep on the bed. ( With various kisses as well as discussion)
6.45pm to 7.15 pm - Light snacks - this time will eat snacks jointly. Means - You will bite a peace of snacks and will remove from your mouth and then the same peace will be eaten by me.
9) 7.30pm to 8.30pm - Sight seeing ( If you agree to)
10) 9 pm to - Dinner at hotel or outside. I think we should take dinner inside the room - so that we will get more time together. (Again almost same process will followed, like i mentioned about snacks above. But, only difference this time will be number of times you will directly transfer the food from your mouth to my mouth.)
11) 10 pm - talk
12) 10.30pm - a glass of milk or juice.
13) 10.45pm --- Night fun starts------- because by this time you have become more familiar to me and same from my side. So, whatever acts of sex we are , were hesitant to perform we will do that. Ex - I wish to kiss you while doing toilet etc.
a) Will undress each other completely and will go to sleep
b) We will sleep together
c) I wish to drink your milk if possible
14) 8.30am - breakfast - together
15) 9am to 10am - Bath together
16) 10.30am to 12am - a short sleep after bath
17) 12pm to 1 pm - Lunch together - difference this time will be ------- i will try to kiss you after each peace of the lunch. ( Vegetarian)
18) 1.15pm to 1.45pm --- talk and handing over your gift to you.
19) 1.45pm to 1.55pm - Final lip kissing
I hope you will agree to this. If you agree then i will think that in reality my search has finished.
pls get back to me at the earliest.
Thank you,
Dinesh
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i quoted my price for the extreme detail involved in the date, to which he sent this email:
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Fine. No issues.
i wish to go ahead for 24 hrs meeting if you agree to the itinerary i mentioned. i wish your remark ( i want to know on) on point 13 (C)
give me bank details etc.
thanks
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so i said:
I don't have breastmilk if that is what u wanted. Only a woman who has just given birth has breastmilk!
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and he said:
No service from you. thank you
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and i said:
That's wonderful news!
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what's your opinions ladies? mad nutter or just someone having a laugh ?