Lets put Anika on the warning boards!

Hee hee! I've found it almost lovely, too, when a potential timewaster contacts me and I politely tell them that no, I don't do incalls yet (as it says several times on my site) or phone chat, or whatever, and they just say, "Oh, okay. Thanks anyway!" and go away. Positive social interaction, innit!

I did something last week with a timewaster who didn't turn up at the flat. He pushed me too far and I flipped. I won't say what it was as it was slightly unprofessional (well, to me anyway), and it was the first time ever I did it. But man, it felt good afterwards.

Oh, Brandy! Thats not fair - please tell.

It's good to know that you can flip too.

You forced it out of me.

Last Friday I had two bookings. One short notice-ish at 5pm, one pre-arranged at 6.30. The 5pm one I really didn't want to take. He sounded like a young chap with a devil-may-care attitude. I had a funny feeling about him when he called. I had actually made the booking but I text him back about ten mins later cancelling. He called me back basically begging for the appointment, that he'd been wanting to see me for some time, etc. I gave in and said okay. The worst that would happen is that I'd have to hang around the flat for a bit until my 6.30 showed up. I wouldn't have said yes if I had to go in just to see him.

And my instincts were right, the little buggar didn't turn up. 5pm came and went, nothing. Then on just about 5.15, just when I was about to change back into my civvies so I can pop out and get a sandwich before my 6.30 turns up, he texts me to say that he was at Victoria Stn. which I thought was a little bit odd. If you want directions to the flat, you call, you don't text. So I text him back and said to call me for directions. 10mins later, nothing. I knew he wasn't at Victoria Stn and that he was playing with me. Why else would a guy text to say you're at the destination other than to find out whether or not I'm waiting for him. He probably sent the text because he'd heard nothing from me at 5pm. That's what made me flip. If he'd have just left it, I wouldn't have sent the texts I did. But I could just imagine his smugness at wasting my time. So I sent him this text about ten mins later:

"I hv a 2hr bking at 6.30. I'm getting paid ?250 to hv nothing but gr8 sex, with a bottle of Pinot thrown in. I'm going to hv a gr8 evening. U hv one 2". Which was all true.

My two hour came and went. I enjoyed both the booking and the wine and the customer was kind enough to leave me a ?20 tip. So I was tempted to send the following text (embellishing a little) at around 9pm: ".....and a ?50 tip 2. Yes, a gr8 evening"  .I put the smiley in and everything.

I wanted to perpetuate the stereo-type that the vanilla world thinks we get paid millions and he was a young thing, I thought he might appreciate the material nature of the text.

I've never in all these years did anything like that. I never call anybody back, I never text anybody. But as far as I'm concerned this little twerp deserved it. I've made sure and kept his number. I don't think he'll be calling me back anytime soon.

But man, it felt good.

He he, that's a great one Brandy, I'm deluged with timewasters at the moment, one especially caught my attention wanting to "service his wife". I entertained him for a moment until he asked me if I did role play like err... secretary and boss.... "So you want me to be a secretary as your wife plays boss?" "um no that's for me".... righty ho... cue the dialing tone.


I blame the recession leaving the less decent types of so called punter with too much time on their hands, a phone and internet connection.

lol,  I have the same guy call every few months asking if i wan't a maid and how much it would be, i always say my normal rate and then say..."but if you want to do my shopping and clean my bathroom and kitchen I wouldnt charge for that and i would just sit watching TV while you do it" he always says he will call for my shopping list but never does!

still do disgusting things like masturbate into your flower pots while you are not looking. 

LMAO! You are kidding...