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Lucymay

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Full Bed ?99.99
« on: 09 April 2009, 04:19:57 pm »
This looks like a nice bed if anyone is starting up and needs one under hundred quid
Double bed at Argos

(edited by anika to fix the link)
« Last Edit: 09 April 2009, 06:47:59 pm by Anika Mae »

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Re: Full Bed ?99.99
« Reply #1 on: 09 April 2009, 09:37:24 pm »
Wow - that does look nice! What's the catch?
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UrbaneAspects

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Re: Full Bed ?99.99
« Reply #2 on: 09 April 2009, 10:43:47 pm »
That is beautiful!

Why must there be a catch to every discounted item  :D I guess I shouldnt discount my rates anymore or offer specials as people may think there's a catch  ::) (notice how items on special never last for long, everyone takes advantage!)

The catch? The economy! People are being frugal fucks and places are offering specials just to reel people in! Its all apart of marketing!
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Re: Full Bed ?99.99
« Reply #3 on: 10 April 2009, 08:15:08 am »
Ooh underbed storage!

The three things I want to have before I retire from the world at 40 are a little house of my own, a cat, and a bed with UNDERBED STORAGE!

Seriously, I'm in a rented place atm and the bed base is just a great big solid lump. You have no idea how much you long for extra storage space under there til you haven't got it! *sob*

Ahem. Sorry :P
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Re: Full Bed ?99.99
« Reply #4 on: 10 April 2009, 09:30:06 am »
The catch will be the self assembly and the totally crap mattress. Oh, and the whole, keep knocking your toes on the thing when you go to get into bed! Ouch!
You should buy underbed storage draws you can get them anyplace now.
I personally would give that a miss as spiders can get into the draws and live there, crawling on you at night as you sleep.... I know they can get under any bed and crawl up but draws under your bed is almost inviting them to make themselves at home... And, you know? They are getting much, much bigger, the spiders... Urgh....
A cat would cancel them out, you would think. I have cats, they don't kill the spiders, they play with them, one cat I have throws them up in the air in delight, like a paw shaped slingshot! You need to see me run from a room screaming when that occurs...
I have been known to stop complete strangers walking up my street and get them in to rid a spider from my house....
I like it clear and empty under my bed so I can spider check from spider season (September) every night before I go to bed... And shake the quilt, and pillows and blankets and check all dark corners of the bedroom - not that I am at all obsessed about this! Ha!
 
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UrbaneAspects

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Re: Full Bed ?99.99
« Reply #5 on: 10 April 2009, 12:15:16 pm »
The catch will be the self assembly and the totally crap mattress. Oh, and the whole, keep knocking your toes on the thing when you go to get into bed! Ouch!
I personally would give that a miss as spiders can get into the draws and live there, crawling on you at night as you sleep.... 


I am just too defensive. Of course there's a catch. I forgot all about the spiders in the drawers. I am so disgUsted just thinking about it  :o

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Re: Full Bed ?99.99
« Reply #6 on: 10 April 2009, 12:49:26 pm »
lol but that is a design problem... and i am sure there are lots of expensive beds out there with the same problem.....


Lucymay

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Re: Full Bed ?99.99
« Reply #7 on: 10 April 2009, 01:49:14 pm »
Its not going to be a ?500 memory foam bed but it should am sure it will last a few shags!

UrbaneAspects

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Re: Full Bed ?99.99
« Reply #8 on: 10 April 2009, 08:44:28 pm »
Its not going to be a ?500 memory foam bed but it should am sure it will last a few shags!

and thats all that would matter to me.  :D

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Re: Full Bed ?99.99
« Reply #9 on: 11 April 2009, 09:35:25 pm »
lucy may i like your quote

'''
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns
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Re: Full Bed ?99.99
« Reply #10 on: 11 April 2009, 11:18:33 pm »
ERM ... the bed I saw when I clicked on the link was priced at ?269.99

Am I missing something?
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Re: Full Bed ?99.99
« Reply #11 on: 11 April 2009, 11:42:16 pm »
ERM ... the bed I saw when I clicked on the link was priced at ?269.99

Am I missing something?

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...Its not for sale anymore! I guess that was the catch, it was only on sale for a few days. See, dont think about buying it, just buy it! Cos it could be gone the next day