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Title: Frozen Cum Guy
Post by: CurlsnCurves on 04 May 2017, 11:24:06 pm
I've been asked to drink 80 loads of saved up frozen but de -thawed cum. Would any of you do this? My concern is firstly I hope I can manage it as I'm really not much of a cum fan and will probably gag my way through it and throw up when he leaves. Secondly, how do I know that cum is the ONLY thing in the load? I've not decided yet if I'm taking the booking. I'm veering towards a no though to be honest cos it just sounds so damn gross! :-X
Title: Re: Frozen Cum Guy
Post by: Guava on 04 May 2017, 11:28:27 pm
I wouldn't do that for enough money to pay off my entire mortgage in one go!  In fact, I'd rather stick wasps up my arse.   ::)
Title: Re: Frozen Cum Guy
Post by: Justine on 04 May 2017, 11:32:20 pm
I've been asked to drink 80 loads of saved up frozen but de -thawed cum. Would any of you do this? My concern is firstly I hope I can manage it as I'm really not much of a cum fan and will probably gag my way through it and throw up when he leaves. Secondly, how do I know that cum is the ONLY thing in the load? I've not decided yet if I'm taking the booking. I'm veering towards a no though to be honest cos it just sounds so damn gross! :-X

Would any of us do this?  Only those of us with a death wish I imagine.  Just about tops my list for the most ridiculous and gross request ever.
Title: Re: Frozen Cum Guy
Post by: SophieXXX on 04 May 2017, 11:34:52 pm
I wouldn't spend too much time thinking about whether I'd actually do this or not since it sounds like typical fantasist behaviour
Title: Re: Frozen Cum Guy
Post by: CurlsnCurves on 04 May 2017, 11:43:24 pm
Yes that's what I thought until I had a look at his many aliases and saw that I've seen him two or three times many years back.....not for cum drinking I might add. I'm glad I'm not the only one who finds the idea sickening n puke inducing!!!
Title: Re: Frozen Cum Guy
Post by: BibiofLeeds on 04 May 2017, 11:47:41 pm
Hell no!
Title: Re: Frozen Cum Guy
Post by: xw5 on 04 May 2017, 11:48:44 pm
'Of course! It'll have to be "deposited" in my freezer though, a booking at a time, first so I know it's all yours.'
Title: Re: Frozen Cum Guy
Post by: BibiofLeeds on 04 May 2017, 11:51:33 pm
'Of course! It'll have to be "deposited" in my freezer though, a booking at a time, first so I know it's all yours.'
Lol!Perfect answer!
Title: Re: Frozen Cum Guy
Post by: amy on 04 May 2017, 11:57:07 pm
I'm glad I'm not the only one who finds the idea sickening n puke inducing!!!

I would spew so hard I think I would actually turn inside out :D
Title: Re: Frozen Cum Guy
Post by: Kay on 05 May 2017, 03:57:26 am
Fucking hell, I'd need six figures and a shitload of alcohol and diazepam just to consider it!  :-X :-X :-X
Title: Re: Frozen Cum Guy
Post by: lillybliss on 05 May 2017, 06:29:40 am
Iv'e just had my breakfast and about to throw it up, yuk no I wouldn't.
Title: Re: Frozen Cum Guy
Post by: HS1978 on 05 May 2017, 04:29:04 pm
Not knowing where his frozen supply had come from would worry me most, and how long has he been saving it to get 80 loads. Like the other poster he would be more than willing to pop around and see me 80 times at full cost, deposit is load! I would then consider consuming for a very very large sum.
Title: Re: Frozen Cum Guy
Post by: MandyVine on 05 May 2017, 08:19:11 pm
'Of course! It'll have to be "deposited" in my freezer though, a booking at a time, first so I know it's all yours.'

In my opinion this response is BRILLIANT!  I would def use it on him.
Title: Re: Frozen Cum Guy
Post by: SheilaStar on 05 May 2017, 08:27:37 pm
Frozen? Would it be made into a lollipop?

In all seriousness, not in a million years. You don't know what's in there, whose it is, how well it is preserved and how well your system will take it.

You can always suggest to use your own 'reserve' (made of something healthy and less gross that looks like cum).
Title: Re: Frozen Cum Guy
Post by: xw5 on 05 May 2017, 09:03:57 pm
Yes, although it's almost inevitable that this is a TW hoping to get  off on the reaction, if they did agree to do it this way, what ends up being eaten need not actually be their salty ice cubes.
Title: Re: Frozen Cum Guy
Post by: Adele7 on 14 May 2017, 04:28:13 pm
80 what? Wouldn't even do 1 if it wasn't produced in my presence lol
Title: Re: Frozen Cum Guy
Post by: Jessiegirl on 14 May 2017, 05:03:17 pm
I don't mind swallowing cum but drinking that much in one go would make anyone sick. Yukk.  :o
Title: Re: Frozen Cum Guy
Post by: SheilaStar on 14 May 2017, 05:51:53 pm
80 what? Wouldn't even do 1 if it wasn't produced in my presence lol

And imagine it was all clear spunk  ;)
Title: Re: Frozen Cum Guy
Post by: Adele7 on 14 May 2017, 06:35:59 pm
And imagine it was all clear spunk  ;)

Haaahaaahaa  :D :D ;)
Title: Re: Frozen Cum Guy
Post by: losthope on 14 May 2017, 10:40:09 pm
This has got to be the most sickening request I have ever heard of, there are some things I wouldnt do for a million pounds .....this I wouldnt do for a billion  :'(
Title: Re: Frozen Cum Guy
Post by: Jessiegirl on 14 May 2017, 11:14:25 pm
He must be sick if he has it all in his freezer. Imagine going to his for dinner. I have added my secret recipe to the creamy mushroom sauce. :P
Title: Re: Frozen Cum Guy
Post by: Adele7 on 15 May 2017, 11:07:44 am
This has got to be the most sickening request I have ever heard of, there are some things I wouldnt do for a million pounds .....this I wouldnt do for a billion  :'(

Oh, I think a million up front would convince me =)
Title: Re: Frozen Cum Guy
Post by: Wailing Banshee on 15 May 2017, 01:25:35 pm
There's a booking about cooking with semen- it's called Natural Harvest. Should you wish to know more google cooking with semen. Who knows if you ever have a glut of it you want to use for something useful!
Title: Re: Frozen Cum Guy
Post by: OFFS on 15 May 2017, 01:48:33 pm
I just had to google that as thought you were having us on but its true....omg. Amazon say its most frequently brought with Sementology....a book about mixing your fave drinks with semen...and Images you should not masturbate to. Who seriously thinks of such books, though the last one looked funny.
Title: Re: Frozen Cum Guy
Post by: SheilaStar on 15 May 2017, 02:52:45 pm
I just had to google that as thought you were having us on but its true....omg. Amazon say its most frequently brought with Sementology....a book about mixing your fave drinks with semen...and Images you should not masturbate to. Who seriously thinks of such books, though the last one looked funny.

I just got sick in my mouth!
Title: Re: Frozen Cum Guy
Post by: Kendall on 15 May 2017, 02:56:26 pm
I watched a video of someone cook a jizz omelette  :-X
Title: Re: Frozen Cum Guy
Post by: Adele7 on 15 May 2017, 03:28:00 pm
Pheeeewww And a little off topic too but some women also cook and eat the baby placenta. Just the thought of it all  ::)
Title: Re: Frozen Cum Guy
Post by: SheilaStar on 15 May 2017, 03:41:45 pm
Pheeeewww And a little off topic too but some women also cook and eat the baby placenta. Just the thought of it all  ::)

Boke! I would rather eat jizz omelette!

Frozen cum guy suddenly doesn't sound so bad!
Title: Re: Frozen Cum Guy
Post by: Adele7 on 15 May 2017, 05:55:35 pm
Boke! I would rather eat jizz omelette!

Frozen cum guy suddenly doesn't sound so bad!

LOL  :D :D :D What about a plajizz omelette?  ;D
Title: Re: Frozen Cum Guy
Post by: SheilaStar on 15 May 2017, 06:28:08 pm
LOL  :D :D :D What about a plajizz omelette?  ;D

Hahahaha! Only if it was served with white spunk cream and I would also need to get paid for a vomiting service. Raaaaaalf!!!  ;D
Title: Re: Frozen Cum Guy
Post by: Jessiegirl on 16 May 2017, 03:18:32 pm
So if you were offered an extra ?50 to eat his jiz omelette would you do it?
I offer cim and don't mind it but for some reason not sure I would do this. I do love my food though.
Title: Re: Frozen Cum Guy
Post by: SheilaStar on 16 May 2017, 03:36:04 pm
So if you were offered an extra ?50 to eat his jiz omelette would you do it?
I offer cim and don't mind it but for some reason not sure I would do this. I do love my food though.

For ?50 I would make him eat his jizz omelette!
Title: Re: Frozen Cum Guy
Post by: Adele7 on 16 May 2017, 04:28:20 pm
Hahahaha! Only if it was served with white spunk cream and I would also need to get paid for a vomiting service. Raaaaaalf!!!  ;D
:D :D :D
Title: Re: Frozen Cum Guy
Post by: Emma_C on 16 May 2017, 07:41:13 pm
I thought Snowballing was vile but this is beyond that  :o

You could offer to sell them & let him do it in the comfort of his home preferably alone. I know an escort who does this. I personally wouldn't but it helps appease his debauched desire  :P
Title: Re: Frozen Cum Guy
Post by: CurlsnCurves on 06 June 2017, 08:36:34 pm
The idea of snowballing makes me want to puke! No idea why anyone likes it. Gross.
Title: Re: Frozen Cum Guy
Post by: LuluLoves on 06 June 2017, 08:39:59 pm
I just had to google that as thought you were having us on but its true....omg. Amazon say its most frequently brought with Sementology....a book about mixing your fave drinks with semen...and Images you should not masturbate to. Who seriously thinks of such books, though the last one looked funny.

Lol I have a copy of Images You Should Not Masturbate to on my coffee table at home  :P
Title: Re: Frozen Cum Guy
Post by: Guiltypleasure on 10 June 2017, 06:48:54 am
'Of course! It'll have to be "deposited" in my freezer though, a booking at a time, first so I know it's all yours.'
Great post excellent , more business , less crap !!!!
Title: Re: Frozen Cum Guy
Post by: Aqua Allegoria on 10 June 2017, 07:08:21 pm
I've been asked to drink 80 loads of saved up frozen but de -thawed cum. Would any of you do this? My concern is firstly I hope I can manage it as I'm really not much of a cum fan and will probably gag my way through it and throw up when he leaves. Secondly, how do I know that cum is the ONLY thing in the load? I've not decided yet if I'm taking the booking. I'm veering towards a no though to be honest cos it just sounds so damn gross! :-X

This has made my day. I'm sorry it's just utterly sickening. This job is really challenging.
Title: Re: Frozen Cum Guy
Post by: Guiltypleasure on 10 June 2017, 08:49:57 pm
The idea of snowballing makes me want to puke! No idea why anyone likes it. Gross.
I'm always snowballing I'd rather spit it back in there mouth than have it myself lol xx
Title: Re: Frozen Cum Guy
Post by: Guiltypleasure on 10 June 2017, 08:51:04 pm
I've been asked to drink 80 loads of saved up frozen but de -thawed cum. Would any of you do this? My concern is firstly I hope I can manage it as I'm really not much of a cum fan and will probably gag my way through it and throw up when he leaves. Secondly, how do I know that cum is the ONLY thing in the load? I've not decided yet if I'm taking the booking. I'm veering towards a no though to be honest cos it just sounds so damn gross! :-X
No way he could have a bloody farm and it could be cow cum !
Title: Re: Frozen Cum Guy
Post by: Kayclouds on 14 June 2017, 12:36:39 pm
How unappealing  :o
Title: Re: Frozen Cum Guy
Post by: Guiltypleasure on 14 June 2017, 04:00:07 pm
Well I had a guy who took his home, quite insistent ! But it could be a whole mixed batch from anywhere , or his dogs , makes me feel sick , I do Cim but swallow quick xxx
Title: Re: Frozen Cum Guy
Post by: lyrhaa on 14 June 2017, 07:44:47 pm
god 😫
Title: Re: Frozen Cum Guy
Post by: Guiltypleasure on 14 June 2017, 09:29:04 pm
Frozen? Would it be made into a lollipop?

In all seriousness, not in a million years. You don't know what's in there, whose it is, how well it is preserved and how well your system will take it.

You can always suggest to use your own 'reserve' (made of something healthy and less gross that looks like cum).
Bloody good idea ! Bit of natural yoghurt watered down with lots of salt ??? Lmao