i was sent this by a client who told me this was his interpretation of adultwork feeback  got any to add to it

?Great oral?= Says please and thank you.

?Fantastic manual skills? = Got money out of his wallet without
being asked?

?Attractive? = Both hair and teeth are his own and attached as nature
originally intended.

?A gentleman? = First ?hello? not accompanied by frantic attempt
at ?tonsil tennis? and clumsy groping in the underwear department.

?Sophisticated? = There are no spelling mistakes on his tattoos.

?Intelligent? = Knows what apostrophe is and how to use one.

"Considerate" = Fingernails clean and short

?Handsome? = Not grotesque enough to give you nightmares and
bearable in soft lighting.

?Lovely? = Knows what soap is and how to use it.

?Charming? = Did not text or call between 10pm and 8am.

"Punctual" = Suffers from premature ejaculation.

I got sent those too and he asked me not to re publish them anywhere!
What a dick....sending them to everyone and then acting like he's copyrighted them lol