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ilovedots

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Re: Foof
« Reply #15 on: 22 May 2012, 02:09:53 am »
My friend uses the term 'gorilla tits' ;D She's always complaining about her hairy nipples that need plucking all the time. I've witnessed the 'routine' many times (when we used to work&live together), the most memorable one was no doubt when she managed to chat on the phone with a client and do the plucking at the same time. Now, that's what I call multi-tasking lol
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Re: Foof
« Reply #16 on: 22 May 2012, 02:36:03 am »
Quote from: ilovedots on 22 May 2012, 02:09:53 am
My friend uses the term 'gorilla tits' ;D She's always complaining about her hairy nipples that need plucking all the time. I've witnessed the 'routine' many times (when we used to work&live together), the most memorable one was no doubt when she managed to chat on the phone with a client and do the plucking at the same time. Now, that's what I call multi-tasking lol

ha ha ha ha.....sounds like My Phone sex secrets!

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ilovedots

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Re: Foof
« Reply #17 on: 22 May 2012, 02:55:53 am »
Quote from: Coty on 22 May 2012, 02:36:03 am
ha ha ha ha.....sounds like My Phone sex secrets!

Thinking about it... I bet there are loads of pervs out there who would pay premium to catch a glimpse of her doing that. She had farting/burping etc videos on her profile before, which seemed to attract many 'admirers'  :D
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Re: Foof
« Reply #18 on: 22 May 2012, 12:06:36 pm »
Quote from: katie 84 on 21 May 2012, 09:25:11 pm
Bananamuffin, please please tell me about the one eyed coke sniffing client....he sounds fantastic! Lol. x x x x

Katie 84, my first ever client, yay! Tronks in with his bag of coke, asks if he can do it - no you bloody well can't. Not having that. Proceeds to ramble on for 45 minutes whilst I sit on the bed with my tits out!

What can I say. Well, he did have two eyes but one of them was not working at all it was clear, and he told me so! Wanted to test out how many yellow pages directories it would take for us to be at the right height for standing sex from behind!!!

Hey ho!
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Coty

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Re: Foof
« Reply #19 on: 22 May 2012, 02:55:41 pm »
Quote from: ilovedots on 22 May 2012, 02:55:53 am
Thinking about it... I bet there are loads of pervs out there who would pay premium to catch a glimpse of her doing that. She had farting/burping etc videos on her profile before, which seemed to attract many 'admirers'  :D

I knew a guy in the States, before I was escorting who had a snoring fetish. I'd fall asleep on Skype and he'd watch me snore and send me money by paypal:-)
I've put snoring fetish on my profile but never had any takers.....I could do an all nighter if I found one! lol
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ilovedots

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Re: Foof
« Reply #20 on: 22 May 2012, 04:13:44 pm »
OMG Coty, that is hilarious , you're a Star ;D
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Re: Foof
« Reply #21 on: 22 May 2012, 09:53:06 pm »
I grew my pubic hair for five months for an adult shoot for a hairy magazine i got paid well, i did feel my escort work was being effected but maybe i was being paranoid as i attracted alot of new clients who liked the natural look i now sport a Brazilian and work is busy
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Re: Foof
« Reply #22 on: 23 May 2012, 03:04:44 am »
I shave every fee days and my armpits. Mmy legs don't get looked at from one month to the next lol! They're so soft and blonde you can't notice them though x
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Re: Foof
« Reply #23 on: 23 May 2012, 10:19:43 am »
I shave underneath and keep a bit at the front. My ladygarden is bright red and clients love it!
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ilovedots

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Re: Foof
« Reply #24 on: 23 May 2012, 10:36:48 am »
Quote from: Amber Sweetpetite on 23 May 2012, 10:19:43 am
I shave underneath and keep a bit at the front. My ladygarden is bright red and clients love it!

I used to pretend to be a redhead, dyed my hair (and pubes, lol) once a week. I am unshaven and have to agree that men go mental when they see a red 'bush'  ;D You're so lucky, I'm really jealous :) I had to stop colouring it, because after some time it got damaged to the point where it wouldn't hold the colour anymore and just turned blonde ;/
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lili69

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Re: Foof
« Reply #25 on: 23 May 2012, 08:20:50 pm »
I tend to just trim mine very closely, so its barely there but not completely shaved.  The guys seem to like it - I've only had one or two who asked me prior to the booking if i could let my lady garden grow a bit. 

I've considered dying it tho, as (now don't laugh) I have a fair few grey hairs down there ("salt and pepper")!!!  By the way I'm only in my 30s, but the hair on my head started going grey when I was 18. 

Maybe there is a grey pube fetish out there.....   ;D
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ilovedots

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Re: Foof
« Reply #26 on: 23 May 2012, 10:01:40 pm »
Quote from: lili69 on 23 May 2012, 08:20:50 pm
Maybe there is a grey pube fetish out there.....   ;D

I bet there is  :D
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lili69

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Re: Foof
« Reply #27 on: 23 May 2012, 10:19:42 pm »
I reckon there is a fetish for everything... ;D
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Re: Foof
« Reply #28 on: 23 May 2012, 10:22:02 pm »
Quote from: lili69 on 23 May 2012, 10:19:42 pm
I reckon there is a fetish for everything... ;D

Ever Since I found out about Adult Baby Minding, I have been absolutely sure of that.

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lili69

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Re: Foof
« Reply #29 on: 23 May 2012, 10:29:25 pm »
I've often wondered if I could do that Adult Baby Minding thing, but changing a nappy on a baby is hard enough, let alone trying to do that on a fully grown man!!!  :o
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