Oh, oh, ok. Well apart from fifty pound notes being my favourite thing.....From the age of about 5 my mum has hollered at me "Moisturise your skin!!!!!" and chased me around with a coco butter bottle, so I am obsessive about it now- I have one sort for hands, one sort for feet, one for cellulite-y thighs, one for the rest of the body, one for face and one for the eye area. I apply each one carefully to the right bit of my body every time I have a shower or bath like I have some sort of OCD. And if I run out of one, the mere thought of using, say, hand moisturiser for my feet is completely unthinkable!
Lipgloss makes me talk like I have dentures, it's awful stuff