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General Category => Blather and Babble => Topic started by: ~Amber~ on 06 August 2009, 03:07:31 am
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Yeah thats right, exercise is dangerous (ok maybe just the stuff I do)
Went to my kickboxing class a couple of days ago and was doing a after session sparring and I have managed to injure my knee and back pretty bad. My knee is an old injury anyway because I have dislocated it (worst pain ever, thank god for morphine).
So I can't work, I can barely walk and I am not aloud to work out for 6 weeks! I am so BORED! luckily I have some money put away so I should be ok as long as I cut out the frills (I can't exactly go shopping I screamed when i fed the cats). So heres a lesson to you newbies - put money away because you never know what is around the corner. For me it was a 17 year old valleys girl ( I like to blame her but its actually my fault)
So while I am stuck at home can you tell me funny things like have happened at work, strange requests or any jokes before I start thinking my cats are talking to me.
love and kisses
Stephanie
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I feel for you- I did my ankle in in the spring and it was a bloody nightmare getting back to it and missing work... Just rest and feel better. xx
Umm.. Well I can start you off with a joke anyway. Joke of the week.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese. :D
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Yeah thats right, exercise is dangerous (ok maybe just the stuff I do)
Dont tell Americans that :D
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Ok first installment in Keeping Stephanie Sane Campaign-2009.
Client came by yesterday, and when I went in to kiss him hello, he jumped back like I was about to hit him. Well, he came in and started to put on gloves, not one, or two, but 4 pairs of latex gloves, on one hand! He tells me not to touch his dick, he will do that, so he basically touches me with his well gloved hand, and jerks off, and then runs out like the hounds of hell are after him. I had to stop myself from cracking up. Why bother?
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Thats taking swine flu precautions onto a whole new level
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Ok first installment in Keeping Stephanie Sane Campaign-2009.
Client came by yesterday, and when I went in to kiss him hello, he jumped back like I was about to hit him. Well, he came in and started to put on gloves, not one, or two, but 4 pairs of latex gloves, on one hand! He tells me not to touch his dick, he will do that, so he basically touches me with his well gloved hand, and jerks off, and then runs out like the hounds of hell are after him. I had to stop myself from cracking up. Why bother?
LOL thats funny! strange but funny!
I feel for you Stephanie! I injured my neck training recently and could not do much (training wise) for 3 weeks and that drove me nuts!!! not being able to work must be bad! Just try not to get hooked on day time brain dead TV! if you find yourself chanting at one of these Jerry Springer type shows, GET OUT OF THE HOUSE! even if its on you hands and needs!
Hang in there!
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Ok first installment in Keeping Stephanie Sane Campaign-2009.
Client came by yesterday, and when I went in to kiss him hello, he jumped back like I was about to hit him. Well, he came in and started to put on gloves, not one, or two, but 4 pairs of latex gloves, on one hand! He tells me not to touch his dick, he will do that, so he basically touches me with his well gloved hand, and jerks off, and then runs out like the hounds of hell are after him. I had to stop myself from cracking up. Why bother?
Oh my goodness! He has been watching too many prostitution documentries or something LOL...Well Steph, Im in the same boat, my car is down yet again and so far I been up in this boring hotel since Sunday doing absolutely nothing. It just pushes you on the verge of self-imprisonment
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Just try not to get hooked on day time brain dead TV!
Call me weird but I don't have a TV. I am too much of a fridget to sit through a show but I have been doing a lot of reading and drawing. Also got out my electric guitar and pissed of the neighbours which was fun but I suffered for it. I also entertained myself for a whole hour freaking the kittens out by making strange noises at them so tomorrow my friend is going to take me out so I don't get cabin fever. If I pull in my current state then I will know that I am hot!
I have been taking calls (even from witheld numbers for entertainment) just to let guys know that I haven't left the bis but i am currently incapicated. Do you think I should put something on my website or some of the forums to say that I am not currently working due to injury?
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Im also off work Steph due to dogs having pups (had a house sitter cos knew they were due) and scuba diving accident. saw a metre long fish from corner of my eye, resisted temptation to inflate BCD and surface, opted for bashing my arm on the rocks.
Havent watched TV in 4 years myself. If youre local maybe we could make a day of it and hobble up the high street to drool over all the shoes we cant afford to buy?
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Ooh you just mentioned my first true love SHOES!!!!! i am obsessed with shoes. Oh I know how I am spending my day now! Thank God for internet shopping!!! ;D
I am in Cardiff so not close to you which is a shame because I love to network with other girlies. I hope all goes well with your new arrivials. You should put up some pics when they are born.
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I don't think your strange not having a TV, think that's good! I love to read but only ever seem to read when I go away.
Where In cardiff are you?
I used to live there (only for a few months) in......... llandaff i think it was, In... Pentwyn? or am i getting that ass about face? Pentwyn may have been where i worked for a bit. I think you went down Church street heading away from the city centre, then left up a hill... aaaaaany way
Lovely place though Cardiff.
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Im also off work Steph due to dogs having pups (had a house sitter cos knew they were due) and scuba diving accident. saw a metre long fish from corner of my eye, resisted temptation to inflate BCD and surface, opted for bashing my arm on the rocks.
Havent watched TV in 4 years myself. If youre local maybe we could make a day of it and hobble up the high street to drool over all the shoes we cant afford to buy?
You sooooo need to post pics of the puppies! That would keep everyone sane.
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Pics of puppies & shoes!!!!!
Or puppies in showes!!!
Is this sane thing catching 'cos I think I've just caught it!!! ::) ;D
Luv Kate xx
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Will post pics of pups v.soon.(If they ever stop squeaking.) Pics of shoes will have to wait until I can visit local branch of Faith with a disposable camera!
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Ok first installment in Keeping Stephanie Sane Campaign-2009.
Client came by yesterday, and when I went in to kiss him hello, he jumped back like I was about to hit him. Well, he came in and started to put on gloves, not one, or two, but 4 pairs of latex gloves, on one hand! He tells me not to touch his dick, he will do that, so he basically touches me with his well gloved hand, and jerks off, and then runs out like the hounds of hell are after him. I had to stop myself from cracking up. Why bother?
OMG how funny hope you don't mind if i copy this and tell other people this i think they need cheering up
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What do you call a man with no shins?
Tony!
That was all I came away with after watching live at the Apollo last night!
My cats talk to me all the time Steph.....
Maybe it's just Welsh cats that do this? They talk in Welsh as well, they are clever cats.
x
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Nah my cats and me are English so thankfully no welsh that would just add to the confusion.
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Oh crikey! You brought English cats to live in Wales! The Welsh cats will be ganging up on street corners waiting to throw leeks at them while singing Mae Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau and burning the George Cross!
Hope your feeling better Steph. Did you mention you had no Tv? Without a licence can you still watch it on the iplayer thing? I have often wondered about that. If so, Wuthering Heights might be worth a watch or catch up on some 24 action? Now that will convert you to telly!
I have a list of people for Jack to torture when he has a spare minute or 100!
x
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Wuthering Heights? Is that the movie with Colin Firth in it? Wot a hunni!
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My cats are the typical English wimps and are house cats so no problems so far. Yes you can watch tv online without a license but that may change at some point in the future.
Most exciting thing I have done so far today is try out my new hair striaghteners after I stood on my old GHD's :-[ I got some cordless babyliss ones and they are brill. Just as good as GHD's and half the cost.
Wuthering Heights no idea but I think it has something to do with Kate Bush which is all together a scary women!
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My little Scottish cat loves to talk. and talk. and talk.
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One of my dogs sings/howls when she hears the ice-cream van nearby!
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Will post pics of pups v.soon.(If they ever stop squeaking.) Pics of shoes will have to wait until I can visit local branch of Faith with a disposable camera!
Oh boy, I'm a Faith devotee - love, love, love their stuff!
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I have a gorgeous pair of shoes, stillettoes with a little flower to the front on the outside, but when I walk in them they squeak!!! ::) I absolutely adore them but I have to wear them to a place that's full of noise!! ;D
xx
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Just a quick update....Yes I am still injuried and not working. However the boredom has gone to be replaced by panic and worry about finances!
What I am thinking when I am back to health is doing a name change and reinvent myself to get my return to work a bit more of a head start.