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General Category => Blather and Babble => Topic started by: Lilly1230 on 27 March 2009, 09:24:17 pm
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I was idly wonder, now we have this fabulous new blather and babble forum which I look forward to making the most of because I don't feel I have too many serious and considered comments to add round here, what do you consider to be the essential tools of your trade? Listing them might also be handy for anyone thinking of starting up too!
I'd list mine as:
condoms
lube
scented candles
clean sheets and lots of them
towels
massage oil
lots of knickers/bras/bustiers
epilator/hair removal cream
wine/scotch/gin/soft drinks
I'm intrigued as to what everyone else considers their tools.
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condoms
lube
massage oil
lots of knickers/bras/bustiers
wine/scotch/gin/soft drinks
I dont know about you...but mines includes summer's eve and all the above! I dont do much with massage oil as it burns and could possibly get on the condom. But if they prefer to use it then its fine with me. Im pretty good with whatever kind of underwear...being that Im not a stripper, it only gets glanced at for a second and then its right to business ;)
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A smile! :D
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I dont know about you...but mines includes summer's eve and all the above! I dont do much with massage oil as it burns.....
What the hell kind of oil do you use that burns??
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may be some nice music in the background, if needed :)
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wet wipes
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A cunning piece of kit for me has been a set of timed music playlists on my computer- when the music's up, your time's done mister. Now bugger off :)
Not so helpful for outcalls.
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What the hell kind of oil do you use that burns??
Well, I had a booking awhile back and the guy was like, dont use that oil (prostate massaging :-X because it burns. Cant remember what kind it was though. But it seemed like something that would :-X
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A cunning piece of kit for me has been a set of timed music playlists on my computer- when the music's up, your time's done mister. Now bugger off :)
Genius!
Pity I only do outcalls :-(
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What the hell kind of oil do you use that burns??
Well, I had a booking awhile back and the guy was like, dont use that oil (prostate massaging :-X because it burns. Cant remember what kind it was though. But it seemed like something that would :-X
Probably turps mate. easy mistake to make
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A cunning piece of kit for me has been a set of timed music playlists on my computer- when the music's up, your time's done mister. Now bugger off :)
Not so helpful for outcalls.
I heard this one before. and for outcalls you need an iPod with speakers.
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I dont do much with massage oil as it burns and could possibly get on the condom. ;)
I use my lube as a massage 'oil'. it tends to dry out a little after a while but a little trick i worked out accidentilly the other day was to keep a glass of water close by so that when it starts to dry out you can wet your hands and it goes back to being all lovely and slippy and because its my lube i dont have to worry about it getting on the condoms. Infact it can be a discreet way of applying a little lube to yourself if necessary (for the days that you dont feel naturally up to it if you get my meaning)
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A cunning piece of kit for me has been a set of timed music playlists on my computer- when the music's up, your time's done mister. Now bugger off :)
Not so helpful for outcalls.
I heard this one before. and for outcalls you need an iPod with speakers.
I am not sure I would be comfortable bringing my ipod...
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That playlist idea is genius, I wonder what I ought to add as a leaving song?
Maybe.....
Hit the Road Jack-Ray Charles
I've had the time of my life-Dirty Dancing theme song
So long, farewell, aufwiedersehen, goodbye-Sound of Music
Right, off to tune up my Ipod...
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I used to do the playlist thing until one client noticed the music had stopped and said "the music's stopped, does that mean my time's up" :-[ I didn't do it anymore after that as I wondered how many others had noticed and just not said anything. After that I used to remember which track played around 55/60 mins (for a 1 hr incall for example). Now I just rely on my discreetly placed clock on the floor in the corner next to the bedside table - so when I reach for anything - condoms, lube, drink of water, etc. I can take a peek at the time.
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I used to do the playlist thing until one client noticed the music had stopped and said "the music's stopped, does that mean my time's up" :-[ I didn't do it anymore after that as I wondered how many others had noticed and just not said anything. After that I used to remember which track played around 55/60 mins (for a 1 hr incall for example). Now I just rely on my discreetly placed clock on the floor in the corner next to the bedside table - so when I reach for anything - condoms, lube, drink of water, etc. I can take a peek at the time.
It's a trade secret that's really not so secret, ladies using a cd to time their bookings. Especially if your customer's a regular of working girls.
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I used to do the playlist thing until one client noticed the music had stopped and said "the music's stopped, does that mean my time's up"
Oh sh*t, thats a good idea! I can imagine, being in a room...wild and passionate sex while playing punk rock music (or love music) and then all of a sudden silence. Thats what they do in the nightclubs. Music off, lights on...time's up!
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A poor sense of smell, thick skin and a positive outlook. :)
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A poor sense of smell, thick skin and a positive outlook. :)
gee, whats with these smelly clients? Are straight men really stinky :D
And yes I agree, thick skin and positive outlook. Very insightful Trafford! That sounds better than a klennex or a bad temper :-[
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A poor sense of smell, thick skin and a positive outlook. :)
gee, whats with these smelly clients? Are straight men really stinky :D
:D
Not all of them, not many of them at all in fact, but every now and then we get the odd one from the 'grin and bear it' category come along when we think to ourselves "its only an hour of my life, it will soon be over" whilst smiling sweetly and looking gazingly into his eyes as we opt for the covered blow job.
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:D
Not all of them, not many of them at all in fact, but every now and then we get the odd one from the 'grin and bear it' category come along when we think to ourselves "its only an hour of my life, it will soon be over" whilst smiling sweetly and looking gazingly into his eyes as we opt for the covered blow job.
Or you can tell them to pop into the shower before things commence.
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Or you can tell them to pop into the shower before things commence.
Damn right. That is exactly what I would do if I got a smelly client...
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What if they say, I've already showered...besides I dont want to get my hair wet :o
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What if they say, I've already showered...besides I dont want to get my hair wet :o
Give them a shower cap and offer to join in if there's space in the shower. That never fails to steam things up a bit.
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lol, I know I was just messing around. I love taking showers with guys...and when its done after the fun its that much better.
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lol, I know I was just messing around. I love taking showers with guys...and when its done after the fun its that much better.
You may be, but it's a valid point. Some gents think that having a shower in the morning when you have a 5pm booking is more than sufficient and see no reason to shower again, even if they whiff a little. I've had a couple of cases where I could grin and bear it, but there also have been one or two occassions where I know I just wouldn't have been at my best being engulfed in such strong body odour.
I never count a shower as part of their time and I do tell them just in case it's a concern.
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lol, I know I was just messing around. I love taking showers with guys...and when its done after the fun its that much better.
You may be, but it's a valid point. Some gents think that having a shower in the morning when you have a 5pm booking is more than sufficient and see no reason to shower again, even if they whiff a little. I've had a couple of cases where I could grin and bear it, but there also have been one or two occassions where I know I just wouldn't have been at my best being engulfed in such strong body odour.
I never count a shower as part of their time and I do tell them just in case it's a concern.
Ebony Pru wrote such a good blog on this I linked it on mine (I did ask first) - it's here (http://escort.blog-city.com/filthy_beyond_belief.htm). Couldn't have put it better myself.
On essential tools-of-trade I would agree with everything said so far (just about) and add on a battery-operated phone charger, a photographic memory and most importantly a sense of humour.
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You may be, but it's a valid point. Some gents think that having a shower in the morning when you have a 5pm booking is more than sufficient and see no reason to shower again, even if they whiff a little. I've had a couple of cases where I could grin and bear it, but there also have been one or two occassions where I know I just wouldn't have been at my best being engulfed in such strong body odour.
The worst are the ones who've just come out of the shower but missed a bit. It happens, I've done it myself while having a quick wash, but ack akward.
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You may be, but it's a valid point. Some gents think that having a shower in the morning when you have a 5pm booking is more than sufficient and see no reason to shower again, even if they whiff a little. I've had a couple of cases where I could grin and bear it, but there also have been one or two occassions where I know I just wouldn't have been at my best being engulfed in such strong body odour.
The worst are the ones who've just come out of the shower but missed a bit. It happens, I've done it myself while having a quick wash, but ack akward.
I know! How do you tell them that they've missed a bit and send back into the bathroom? Now that could get awkward.
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Some gents think that having a shower in the morning when you have a 5pm booking is more than sufficient and see no reason to shower again, even if they whiff a little.
OMG. Therem mothers should be ashamed.
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LOL! I can just hear that conversation
"Now son if you ever pay for nookie, make sure you take a good wash round your nether regions before you get there. Oh and wear clean pants"
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That's certainly how I intend to bring up my kids...
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Air freshener in a prominent position next to loo with a large "please use after pooing" sign!!
I had a coach driver visit me who had driven from about 250 miles away that morning. He asked to use the bathroom and seemed to be in there a while. I thought, good, he's having a good wash (he could have had a shower if he'd wanted one but he'd declined when I offered). He eventually emerged from the bathroom leaving the door wide open and joined me in the bedroom. It quickly became apparent that he hadn't had a good wash at all as my nostrils began to twitch - first from his body odour then from the awful stench seeping from the open bathroom door into the bedroom. I realised that I hadn't heard any water running whilst he'd been in the bathroom. He'd had a poo (and from the stench I can only assume a rat had crawled up his arse and died there!) and hadn't bothered to spray (I keep air freshener right next to the loo) or wash his hands (or anything else for that matter!) and left the bathroom door open so I could "share" the stench.
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Air freshener in a prominent position next to loo with a large "please use after pooing" sign!!
I had a coach driver visit me who had driven from about 250 miles away that morning. He asked to use the bathroom and seemed to be in there a while. I thought, good, he's having a good wash (he could have had a shower if he'd wanted one but he'd declined when I offered). He eventually emerged from the bathroom leaving the door wide open and joined me in the bedroom. It quickly became apparent that he hadn't had a good wash at all as my nostrils began to twitch - first from his body odour then from the awful stench seeping from the open bathroom door into the bedroom. I realised that I hadn't heard any water running whilst he'd been in the bathroom. He'd had a poo (and from the stench I can only assume a rat had crawled up his arse and died there!) and hadn't bothered to spray (I keep air freshener right next to the loo) or wash his hands (or anything else for that matter!) and left the bathroom door open so I could "share" the stench.
Mmmmm, romantic...
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Air freshener in a prominent position next to loo with a large "please use after pooing" sign!!
I had a coach driver visit me who had driven from about 250 miles away that morning. He'd had a poo (and from the stench I can only assume a rat had crawled up his arse and died there!) and hadn't bothered to spray (I keep air freshener right next to the loo) or wash his hands (or anything else for that matter!) and left the bathroom door open so I could "share" the stench.
ROFL! That is hilarious! Oh my gosh..Now thats just crazy. You know, there has been times I've had bookings where Im expecting to be 'the bottom' and I will not hesistate to summer's eve myself in a single restroom at a gas station. I carry my disinfectants so I dont worry either. Last thing I want is to be having to embarrasse myself like that. There has been one time where I did so at a hotel, but I explained that since he wanted to meet 'now' that I'd have to clean up. It was a biggish bathroom and I had already been a bit clean earlier so no big deal!
Too much info huh LOL
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Oh, that reminded me of an experience just the other night. A bit into the session he was lying on his back asking me to fuck him, so I started investigating his arse. It was wet and I asked if he'd put some lube there already. He said no, so I looked closer and there was a light brown wet stain on the sheet. He'd wanted to be clean for me so he pointed the shower up his arse and I guess didn't spend that essential time on the loo afterwards. I'm glad I was at his place.
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Hahaha
Where did he think that water was going to go?
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It's also a good idea to carry a small air freshener/body spray for outcalls to use just in case you get caught short yourself! :-[ I was booked for a 2 hour outcall to a hotel. I'd been there about 10 minutes and was well into giving the guy a bj when I felt the unmistakeable rumble that signals a quick dash to the loo required. I thought "oh no" and tried my best to ignore it - I thought "ignore it, ignore it, it will go way". But it didn't go away. Several griping pains later I had to stop and make a dash for the bathroom - apologising on the way. I'd left it too long to stop and excuse myself with dignity! Once I'd made it safely to the loo I tried my best to make it as quiet as I could but as I'd held onto it for so long my body was determined to explode it out of me! :-[ So it was obvious what I was doing in there! After what seemed like an eternity and wondering what the guy was thinking I was finally ready to exit the bathroom. I looked around desperately for something to spray (hopefully his deodorant) but there was none there! Luckily I'd brought some body spray with me but it was in my case (I'd grapped by bag on the way to the loo but left my case next the bed). I then had to go back into the room and retrieve my spray from the case whilst trying to make light of the situation saying something like "oops, sorry, this is so embarrassing... I shouldn't go in there for a while". Luckily, he saw the funny side and the rest of the booking went well.
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He'd wanted to be clean for me so he pointed the shower up his arse and I guess didn't spend that essential time on the loo afterwards. I'm glad I was at his place.
Ewwww!!!!! How disgusting! Gee, there's a right way and there's a wrong way. And when its the wrong way it just isnt right!
Besides, How do you manage to get water in your ass without needing to 'go' right away? And you never said, did you end up fucking him? Causes I'd been like...you need to take care of that first lol
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He was entirely unperturbed and took care of it, so we got on with things without any further complications.
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He was entirely unperturbed and took care of it, so we got on with things without any further complications.
perfect!
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Back to essentials:
Dental Dams
latex gloves
silk scarves for tie and tease or blindfold
tissues
mouthwash
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I gotta ask Cassie, in my perhaps naive voice, what's the latex gloves for? Be gentle!
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what's the latex gloves for? Be gentle!
fisting! Massages? maybe....but I think its for fisting :-X
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what's the latex gloves for? Be gentle!
fisting! Massages? maybe....but I think its for fisting :-X
OMG
And for the second time in two months I have to ask... Straight people do that?
I am obviously really uneducated when it comes to the sex lives of you weird heterosexuals...
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what's the latex gloves for? Be gentle!
fisting! Massages? maybe....but I think its for fisting :-X
No way!? Mind you I can't think of anything else you'd use them for... c'mon cassie, we're all dying to know now!
xx
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Some people prefer to have a glove on if they're going to stick any bit of their hand in someone's bum.
Certainly some straight people fist, but in a professional capacity I've only done it to a woman.
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well it may not necessarily be fisting, it could even be if you're giving a prostate massage :-X I tend to get hangnails, and it wouldnt be fun if while doing so my skin tore and bled while doing it.
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Sorry for the suspense - but you already got it - yes, for prostate massage and fisting, well 3 fingers anyway, for which a condom doesn't work too well. ;)