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brandy@saafe

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Re: Essential tools of the job
« Reply #15 on: 30 March 2009, 06:46:07 am »
I used to do the playlist thing until one client noticed the music had stopped and said "the music's stopped, does that mean my time's up" :-[  I didn't do it anymore after that as I wondered how many others had noticed and just not said anything.  After that I used to remember which track played around 55/60 mins (for a 1 hr incall for example).  Now I just rely on my discreetly placed clock on the floor in the corner next to the bedside table - so when I reach for anything - condoms, lube, drink of water, etc. I can take a peek at the time.

It's a trade secret that's really not so secret, ladies using a cd to time their bookings. Especially if your customer's a regular of working girls.

UrbaneAspects

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Re: Essential tools of the job
« Reply #16 on: 30 March 2009, 07:02:04 am »
I used to do the playlist thing until one client noticed the music had stopped and said "the music's stopped, does that mean my time's up"

Oh sh*t, thats a good idea! I can imagine, being in a room...wild and passionate sex while playing punk rock music (or love music) and then all of a sudden silence. Thats what they do in the nightclubs. Music off, lights on...time's up!


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Re: Essential tools of the job
« Reply #17 on: 30 March 2009, 09:21:18 am »
A poor sense of smell, thick skin and a positive outlook.  :)

UrbaneAspects

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Re: Essential tools of the job
« Reply #18 on: 30 March 2009, 09:29:33 am »
A poor sense of smell, thick skin and a positive outlook.  :)

gee, whats with these smelly clients? Are straight men really stinky  :D

And yes I agree, thick skin and positive outlook. Very insightful Trafford! That sounds better than a klennex or a bad temper  :-[

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Re: Essential tools of the job
« Reply #19 on: 30 March 2009, 09:36:58 am »
A poor sense of smell, thick skin and a positive outlook.  :)

gee, whats with these smelly clients? Are straight men really stinky  :D




 :D

Not all of them, not many of them at all in fact, but every now and then we get the odd one from the 'grin and bear it' category come along when we think to ourselves "its only an hour of my life, it will soon be over" whilst smiling sweetly and looking gazingly into his eyes as we opt for the covered blow job.

brandy@saafe

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Re: Essential tools of the job
« Reply #20 on: 30 March 2009, 04:00:42 pm »


 :D

Not all of them, not many of them at all in fact, but every now and then we get the odd one from the 'grin and bear it' category come along when we think to ourselves "its only an hour of my life, it will soon be over" whilst smiling sweetly and looking gazingly into his eyes as we opt for the covered blow job.

Or you can tell them to pop into the shower before things commence.

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Re: Essential tools of the job
« Reply #21 on: 30 March 2009, 04:19:31 pm »
Or you can tell them to pop into the shower before things commence.

Damn right. That is exactly what I would do if I got a smelly client...
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!
"if" - Rudyard Kipling

UrbaneAspects

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Re: Essential tools of the job
« Reply #22 on: 30 March 2009, 07:04:04 pm »
What if they say, I've already showered...besides I dont want to get my hair wet  :o

brandy@saafe

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Re: Essential tools of the job
« Reply #23 on: 30 March 2009, 07:11:18 pm »
What if they say, I've already showered...besides I dont want to get my hair wet  :o

Give them a shower cap and offer to join in if there's space in the shower. That never fails to steam things up a bit.

UrbaneAspects

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Re: Essential tools of the job
« Reply #24 on: 30 March 2009, 08:22:29 pm »
lol, I know I was just messing around. I love taking showers with guys...and when its done after the fun its that much better.

brandy@saafe

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Re: Essential tools of the job
« Reply #25 on: 31 March 2009, 07:58:21 am »
lol, I know I was just messing around. I love taking showers with guys...and when its done after the fun its that much better.

You may be, but it's a valid point. Some gents think that having a shower in the morning when you have a 5pm booking is more than sufficient and see no reason to shower again, even if they whiff a little. I've had a couple of cases where I could grin and bear it, but there also have been one or two occassions where I know I just wouldn't have been at my best being engulfed in such strong body odour.
I never count a shower as part of their time and I do tell them just in case it's a concern.

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Re: Essential tools of the job
« Reply #26 on: 31 March 2009, 11:38:37 am »
lol, I know I was just messing around. I love taking showers with guys...and when its done after the fun its that much better.

You may be, but it's a valid point. Some gents think that having a shower in the morning when you have a 5pm booking is more than sufficient and see no reason to shower again, even if they whiff a little. I've had a couple of cases where I could grin and bear it, but there also have been one or two occassions where I know I just wouldn't have been at my best being engulfed in such strong body odour.
I never count a shower as part of their time and I do tell them just in case it's a concern.

Ebony Pru wrote such a good blog on this I linked it on mine (I did ask first) - it's here. Couldn't have put it better myself.

On essential tools-of-trade I would agree with everything said so far (just about) and add on a battery-operated phone charger, a photographic memory and most importantly a sense of humour.

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Re: Essential tools of the job
« Reply #27 on: 31 March 2009, 12:37:59 pm »
You may be, but it's a valid point. Some gents think that having a shower in the morning when you have a 5pm booking is more than sufficient and see no reason to shower again, even if they whiff a little. I've had a couple of cases where I could grin and bear it, but there also have been one or two occassions where I know I just wouldn't have been at my best being engulfed in such strong body odour.

The worst are the ones who've just come out of the shower but missed a bit. It happens, I've done it myself while having a quick wash, but ack akward.

brandy@saafe

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Re: Essential tools of the job
« Reply #28 on: 31 March 2009, 01:11:38 pm »
You may be, but it's a valid point. Some gents think that having a shower in the morning when you have a 5pm booking is more than sufficient and see no reason to shower again, even if they whiff a little. I've had a couple of cases where I could grin and bear it, but there also have been one or two occassions where I know I just wouldn't have been at my best being engulfed in such strong body odour.

The worst are the ones who've just come out of the shower but missed a bit. It happens, I've done it myself while having a quick wash, but ack akward.

I know! How do you tell them that they've missed a bit and send back into the bathroom? Now that could get awkward.

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Re: Essential tools of the job
« Reply #29 on: 31 March 2009, 01:17:14 pm »
Some gents think that having a shower in the morning when you have a 5pm booking is more than sufficient and see no reason to shower again, even if they whiff a little.
OMG. Therem mothers should be ashamed.
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!
"if" - Rudyard Kipling