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Lilly1230

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Essential tools of the job
« on: 27 March 2009, 09:24:17 pm »
I was idly wonder, now we have this fabulous new blather and babble forum which I look forward to making the most of because I don't feel I have too many serious and considered comments to add round here, what do you consider to be the essential tools of your trade? Listing them might also be handy for anyone thinking of starting up too!

I'd list mine as:

condoms
lube
scented candles
clean sheets and lots of them
towels
massage oil
lots of knickers/bras/bustiers
epilator/hair removal cream
wine/scotch/gin/soft drinks


I'm intrigued as to what everyone else considers their tools.
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UrbaneAspects

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Re: Essential tools of the job
« Reply #1 on: 28 March 2009, 02:01:56 am »
Quote from: Lilly1230 on 27 March 2009, 09:24:17 pm
condoms
lube
massage oil
lots of knickers/bras/bustiers
wine/scotch/gin/soft drinks

I dont know about you...but mines includes summer's eve and all the above! I dont do much with massage oil as it burns and could possibly get on the condom. But if they prefer to use it then its fine with me. Im pretty good with whatever kind of underwear...being that Im not a stripper, it only gets glanced at for a second and then its right to business  ;) 
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Welsh Lass

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Re: Essential tools of the job
« Reply #2 on: 28 March 2009, 09:31:42 am »
A smile!  :D
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brandy@saafe

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Re: Essential tools of the job
« Reply #3 on: 28 March 2009, 10:29:40 am »
Quote from: JoeyR on 28 March 2009, 02:01:56 am
I dont know about you...but mines includes summer's eve and all the above! I dont do much with massage oil as it burns.....

What the hell kind of oil do you use that burns??
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Re: Essential tools of the job
« Reply #4 on: 28 March 2009, 11:07:40 am »
may be some nice music in the background, if needed :)
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Re: Essential tools of the job
« Reply #5 on: 28 March 2009, 11:26:49 am »
wet wipes
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Carla

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Re: Essential tools of the job
« Reply #6 on: 28 March 2009, 02:32:14 pm »
A cunning piece of kit for me has been a set of timed music playlists on my computer- when the music's up, your time's done mister. Now bugger off :)

Not so helpful for outcalls.
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UrbaneAspects

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Re: Essential tools of the job
« Reply #7 on: 28 March 2009, 06:56:39 pm »
Quote from: brandy@saafe on 28 March 2009, 10:29:40 am
What the hell kind of oil do you use that burns??

Well, I had a booking awhile back and the guy was like, dont use that oil (prostate massaging  :-X because it burns. Cant remember what kind it was though. But it seemed like something that would  :-X 
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Re: Essential tools of the job
« Reply #8 on: 28 March 2009, 08:14:06 pm »
Quote from: Carla on 28 March 2009, 02:32:14 pm
A cunning piece of kit for me has been a set of timed music playlists on my computer- when the music's up, your time's done mister. Now bugger off :)

Genius!

Pity I only do outcalls :-(
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shiftytardarse

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Re: Essential tools of the job
« Reply #9 on: 28 March 2009, 11:11:13 pm »
Quote from: JoeyR on 28 March 2009, 06:56:39 pm
Quote from: brandy@saafe on 28 March 2009, 10:29:40 am
What the hell kind of oil do you use that burns??

Well, I had a booking awhile back and the guy was like, dont use that oil (prostate massaging  :-X because it burns. Cant remember what kind it was though. But it seemed like something that would  :-X 

Probably turps mate. easy mistake to make
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lexienight

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Re: Essential tools of the job
« Reply #10 on: 29 March 2009, 02:46:10 am »
Quote from: Carla on 28 March 2009, 02:32:14 pm
A cunning piece of kit for me has been a set of timed music playlists on my computer- when the music's up, your time's done mister. Now bugger off :)

Not so helpful for outcalls.

I heard this one before.  and for outcalls you need an iPod with speakers.
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lexienight

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Re: Essential tools of the job
« Reply #11 on: 29 March 2009, 02:52:25 am »
Quote from: JoeyR on 28 March 2009, 02:01:56 am
I dont do much with massage oil as it burns and could possibly get on the condom. ;) 


I use my lube as a massage 'oil'.  it tends to dry out a little after a while but a little trick i worked out accidentilly the other day was to keep a glass of water close by so that when it starts to dry out you can wet your hands and it goes back to being all lovely and slippy and because its my lube i dont have to worry about it getting on the condoms.  Infact it can be a discreet way of applying a little lube to yourself if necessary (for the days that you dont feel naturally up to it if you get my meaning)
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Re: Essential tools of the job
« Reply #12 on: 29 March 2009, 10:50:34 am »
Quote from: lexie on 29 March 2009, 02:46:10 am
Quote from: Carla on 28 March 2009, 02:32:14 pm
A cunning piece of kit for me has been a set of timed music playlists on my computer- when the music's up, your time's done mister. Now bugger off :)

Not so helpful for outcalls.

I heard this one before.  and for outcalls you need an iPod with speakers.

I am not sure I would be comfortable bringing my ipod...
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Lilly1230

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Re: Essential tools of the job
« Reply #13 on: 29 March 2009, 06:50:27 pm »
That playlist idea is genius, I wonder what I ought to add as a leaving song?

Maybe.....
Hit the Road Jack-Ray Charles
I've had the time of my life-Dirty Dancing theme song
So long, farewell, aufwiedersehen, goodbye-Sound of Music

Right, off to tune up my Ipod...
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blondie1

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Re: Essential tools of the job
« Reply #14 on: 30 March 2009, 12:14:48 am »
I used to do the playlist thing until one client noticed the music had stopped and said "the music's stopped, does that mean my time's up" :-[  I didn't do it anymore after that as I wondered how many others had noticed and just not said anything.  After that I used to remember which track played around 55/60 mins (for a 1 hr incall for example).  Now I just rely on my discreetly placed clock on the floor in the corner next to the bedside table - so when I reach for anything - condoms, lube, drink of water, etc. I can take a peek at the time.
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