Had to get this off my chest. Just saw a lovely gentlemen, really great in bed and very nice. The problem was he was sooooo loud! I just moved into a new studio flat and unfortunately it's shared bathroom. This client went on for ten minutes how having a shared bathroom would get me caught by the neighbours blah blah...

But THEN when we started having sex he was soooooooo loud. I mean a screamer, the loudest I have ever had and I didn't know what to do. Then worse still after we were done he started talking REALLY LOUDLY about his life and asking me about mine like "SO WHY DO YOU HAVE SEX FOR A LIVING?" and i was soooo embarrassed but didn't know what to say! Ahhh. I think in future I will whisper to my clients so that they get the idea. Problem is I tried to whisper to this guy and he kept yelling "WHAT?!!?". I think he was partly deaf.

So got me thinking, what do you girls do about the neighbours? Has anyone ever been found out/kicked out? I'm super duper paranoid especially with the shared bathroom and I noticed in my tenancy agreement that it stipulated "the tenant will carry out nothing illegal or immoral on the premises" Well it's neither illegal nor immoral, although I can't see the landlord agreeing if the neighbours start complaining.

Can I say I give tarot readings in my room and the "oh god! Fuuuuck" are simply how some clients react when I read their future??

Ahh!

xo

Sahr

Oh dear, not very discrete of him! I'm also in a studio flat and while the walls are not paper thin, loud noices can be heard. I always have the TV on, or music playing so any noises aren't obvious, I don't see a lot of clients, so no suspicous neighbours yet, but you never know!

Er, no.

I tell all of my clients AND other girls to keep the noise down, always.  None of my neighbours have ever known and I would like to keep it that way.  I don't do it in a horrible way, I just explain to them that I'm being discrete, then if they forget I go "shh... my neighbours".  I won't even wear heels as I have noisy, wooden floors.

I also play music just in case.

Barry White perhaps?

It never fails to amaze me how indiscreet clients can be when they visit you for incalls.

My flat is on the ground floor. Therefore when the client rings to say they are at the nearby tube station, I will tell them that I'm ground floor, and that I will buzz them in and open my flat door immediately to let them in. It astounds me the number of men who will exclaim at the top of their voices, "Hello Simone, it's so good to meet you", and then try and continue a line of conversation that just screams 'PROSSIE ALERT' to all and sundry

I have no hesitation at all in asking them (very nicely) to keep the noise down. Even if it means putting my finger to my mouth, and going 'ssshhhhhh'. I've even been known to ask clients in the throws of passion to drop the racket a few decibels. Any half sensible man should appreciate your need to be discreet, and anybody who winges about it isn't the sort of guy I want to see again anyway. The risk of getting thrown out of my flat far outweighs my worry about slightly offending a client.

Today I actually had a client I only saw a week ago try and walk up the stairs in my building! How he couldn't remember I live on the ground floor after such a short space of time I will never know! It's simply amazing sometimes.

Every tenancy agreement I've ever seen has the 'immoral purposes' clause in it. So basically you need to be VERY careful you don't get caught out. I'm afraid the shared bathroom thing could prove to be a problem. I simply couldn't imagine working from a flat with a shared bathroom. You are going to have to be extra, extra careful to ensure there are no comings and goings when you let your client into the bathroom. Also consider limiting the number of incalls you do. Less clients equals less risk of getting rumbled.

I have my own flat but i know the neighbour (who drinks all day and dosnt leave his flat) knows now what im doing, must be the noises! I try having my music up a little so he cant hear much.He actually came to tell me his friend had died in a car crash and added that she was a prostitute, as if to say" i just want you to know i know what you are"!!! I said it dosnt matter what job someone does they are still a person. He hasnt caused me problems ,but i believe he is telling people around and i dont  wish to discuss my buisness with him at all.

I had clients be indiscrete at my first flat. They say it's better to be in an anonymous block, but it was not anonymous when they were buzzing others doorbells, parking in other spaces, phoning from outside shouting "which number was it again", running up the stairs waving cash around shouting hello before they'd got inside, running down the stairs afterwards shouting thank you slamming doors. Suppose they don't think it's their excitement and appointment and after that it's for us to sort out. Very stressful and am more careful where I work from now.

I have one regular who is not only loud, but he actually looks and sounds like he's having a heart attack. The first time I saw him I totally panicked and jumped off him and asked if he was ok. It still freaks me out but at least now I know it's just the way he orgasms lol