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Violette

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Funny things people say.
« on: 27 November 2009, 08:40:06 pm »
Tonight my daughter was getting ready to go out, she walks into the dinning room, and proclaims, "Mom, where is the leather?" She, realized what she had said, and turned around to see the look of utter shock on my face, started to laugh, and said, "I mean the leather strings for my hair, MOM!"
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UrbaneAspects

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Re: Funny things people say.
« Reply #1 on: 28 November 2009, 06:20:32 am »
This is why text messaging is bad! 
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Ooohlala

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Re: Funny things people say.
« Reply #2 on: 28 November 2009, 11:08:35 pm »
LOL  ;D would have loved to have seen your face Violette!
My sister was looking after my little boy whilst I was working yesterday, obviously my family don't know how I really earn my money, but my sis is a sarky little cow to say the least! When I got home I said to my little boy "Come and give mammy a big kiss, she's tired from work" my lovely little sibling piped up "Work? yeah right, she's been standing on the street corner you mean!" I shot her a look, thinking, what the....??? Then she added "with her hand out." She was trying to be funny and actually meant begging! I don't think I need to describe the panic I felt in the brief second where I thought I'd been busted!  :o
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cassie

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Re: Funny things people say.
« Reply #3 on: 29 November 2009, 11:37:09 pm »
Quote from: Ooohlala on 28 November 2009, 11:08:35 pm
LOL  ;D would have loved to have seen your face Violette!
My sister was looking after my little boy whilst I was working yesterday, obviously my family don't know how I really earn my money, but my sis is a sarky little cow to say the least! When I got home I said to my little boy "Come and give mammy a big kiss, she's tired from work" my lovely little sibling piped up "Work? yeah right, she's been standing on the street corner you mean!" I shot her a look, thinking, what the....??? Then she added "with her hand out." She was trying to be funny and actually meant begging! I don't think I need to describe the panic I felt in the brief second where I thought I'd been busted!  :o

Woah, bet your heart skipped a few beats.  :o
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Violette

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Re: Funny things people say.
« Reply #4 on: 30 November 2009, 05:17:54 pm »
I might have fainted from having held my breathe from fright. If she only knew.
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