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pandora

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Reverse bookings - I know what you are getting
« on: 24 September 2010, 07:50:20 am »
Ages ago I posted about the worst job I ever did.  The grandad that was wired up to emphysema tanks and I was his 80th birthday present.

Ha ha  - he has posted another reverse booking today.  This time for half the money - 150 for 2HRS, and he wants a girl half my age - well nearly - 20-30. 

I saw him 2 years ago so he must be 82 now. He has bids - poor girls - I nearly died, let alone him.

They are in for a shock. Hope they read my AW review of him so they get some idea.
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sammy s

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Re: Reverse bookings - I know what you are getting
« Reply #1 on: 24 September 2010, 09:46:13 am »
hahaha that is so amusing.

I once had  a client who must have been late 80s and he walked into my flat with his walking stick and needed help sitting down etc.
He told me he couldnt get erections anymore and just wanted to watch me get naked and pleasure myself for the next hour.
Easy money I thought to myself.

However after about 20 minutes of giving him a lap dance he got a boner. "suck it and ride me" were his exact words.

I couldnt physically do it because it just felt so wrong. He must have been at least 10 years older than my grandad and and twice the age of my dad.
I had to give him half of his money back and send him on his way.

I now say on my profile that 65 is my upper age limit. Nothing wrong with seeing men older than that but it personally gives me the squirms

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Re: Reverse bookings - I know what you are getting
« Reply #2 on: 24 September 2010, 11:04:05 am »
I didn't even think people over the free bus pass age knew the term "suck it and ride me"!!! My vision of sweet little old men on the bus has now been skewed forever !! :o
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jezebeldays

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Re: Reverse bookings - I know what you are getting
« Reply #3 on: 24 September 2010, 11:25:54 am »

I would struggle with 60 or over to be honest....
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Violette

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Re: Reverse bookings - I know what you are getting
« Reply #4 on: 24 September 2010, 11:33:33 am »
I generally don't have a problem with the older population, except for one thing. What the hell do I do if lover boy pops during our heated tryst? The conversations with the police, the firemen, the hotel manager, the news papers. No thank you. For the older gents, I will ask if they have any special medical problems, and to bring the proper meds with them and set them on the night stand in case there is a need. :)
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Re: Reverse bookings - I know what you are getting
« Reply #5 on: 24 September 2010, 02:28:53 pm »
Quote from: Violette on 24 September 2010, 11:33:33 am
I generally don't have a problem with the older population, except for one thing. What the hell do I do if lover boy pops during our heated tryst? The conversations with the police, the firemen, the hotel manager, the news papers. No thank you. For the older gents, I will ask if they have any special medical problems, and to bring the proper meds with them and set them on the night stand in case there is a need. :)

I think it might make for a less than monotonous day, though?  ;D

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Re: Reverse bookings - I know what you are getting
« Reply #6 on: 24 September 2010, 02:34:32 pm »
Quote from: pandora on 24 September 2010, 07:50:20 am
Ages ago I posted about the worst job I ever did.  The grandad that was wired up to emphysema tanks and I was his 80th birthday present.

Ha ha  - he has posted another reverse booking today.  This time for half the money - 150 for 2HRS, and he wants a girl half my age - well nearly - 20-30. 

I saw him 2 years ago so he must be 82 now. He has bids - poor girls - I nearly died, let alone him.

They are in for a shock. Hope they read my AW review of him so they get some idea.

That sounds horrible....  Like something from a horror movie infact!

I remember seeing a really old bloke once, and I mean REALLY proper old - complete with the decaying stench of boiled beef and death, who just could not get it up at all, no matter how hard I tried.  I think I said "You should really just give this all up now and move onto something more becomming.  Like pissing yourself three times a day and forgetting where you are.  It's all the rage".

Me so horny.
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Violette

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Re: Reverse bookings - I know what you are getting
« Reply #7 on: 24 September 2010, 04:08:42 pm »
Quote from: Retired on 24 September 2010, 02:34:32 pm
"You should really just give this all up now and move onto something more becomming.  Like pissing yourself three times a day and forgetting where you are.  It's all the rage".

Me so horny.

This really cracked me up. Priceless. I sometimes feel like saying that to the young ones.  ::)
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Re: Reverse bookings - I know what you are getting
« Reply #8 on: 24 September 2010, 05:46:26 pm »
Quote from: Violette on 24 September 2010, 11:33:33 am
I generally don't have a problem with the older population, except for one thing. What the hell do I do if lover boy pops during our heated tryst? The conversations with the police, the firemen, the hotel manager, the news papers. No thank you. For the older gents, I will ask if they have any special medical problems, and to bring the proper meds with them and set them on the night stand in case there is a need. :)

Lol! You've reminded me of I gentleman I used to see. He'd book for two or three hours, bit of action, bit of a rest... I was lying next to him on the bed, and I could hear his heart racing - let me stress, I wasn't snuggled up with my head on his chest, I was next to him! Now I'm quite sure this isn't healthy so I started mentally going through what I'd do if he had a heart attack there and then  :o

And the lesson to this - guys, make sure your Viagra is prescribed by your GP, don't just order it of some website - there's a good reason your doctor will do all those tests!

Generally though I do like my older gentlemen. If they've still got it in them, then good on 'em  :-*
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