You can never rely on them lasting forever.

My favourite place came to an end a few days ago, closed by the police. Hardly surprising when one of her girls was so flaming noisy, scraming like a dying giraffe when shagging and made a noise of the front door crashing in when running up and down the stairs or when returning from shop so that when the police really did kick the door in it was a noise normal for that house and I continued smoothing down my punter's cock.

I should have let the house dog bite the police's ankles but didn't want anything to happen to her so I called her to me. Under interrogation I say ''it's my first ever time here Officer.'' They say ''Well how come the dog knows you.''

I don't get nicked but they take my bloody work phones as evidence as they nick the owner. Yes, I manage to go to a T-mobile shop the same night and get a cheap phone and replacement sim. Trouble is, the following day when working elsewhere a punter I had saved in my original phone as ''Don't see again, cheesy cock'' called up and I didn't know is was him till he arrived at the door. Like things couldn't have got worse. Could have been worse and I could have accepted a booking from one of the numbers saved by warnings of dangerous guys on here.

I remember consoling myself that I have another place I work from half hour away from there only to find the landlord there has decided to call time due to personal reasons. At least I have a fortnight notice there so that's something.

The place I went to the day after the raid was a total shit hole. First time there. Took a walk to the local ibis deciding to stay there instead. Then as I was about to check in I realised I had no fecking money. Well the cops interfered with my earnings the day before didn't they. So I went back to the flat and as every punter phoned I warned them it was a bit of a sleezy dump and not the standard of place I usually work from. I think they all turned up just out of curiosity. I was busy.

Then there are the other places where the owners change their mind on the day.

Grrrr.. I have found a couple more to try. Please let them work out.