My heart sank this morning when I got a missed call then a text - hi sweetie are you available for some fun from the guy I can only describe as a narcissistic octopus 🐙

It was one of those bookings that left me feeling like Id been in the washer dryer on a 30 min bumpy spin.
My hair looked like I had been out in gale force winds, Stockings had pinged 5 mins in to the booking with one of his over eager tentacles.
Nonstop telling me how Wonderful he was & how much he was going to give me a good time FFS 
I only felt good once he went & I could get my breath back to normal.

No amount of trying to slow things down so you can just breathe works - they know best.
As soon as they left I saved the number narcissistic octopus 🐙 so I’d never have the unfortunate booking repeated.
This was back in 2019 & so far each time he has contacted me Iv had the “decorators in” but he still insists he’s going show me the best time of my life again - no thanks.

I also have a guy saved as washing machine as his idea of “passion” left me feeling like I was on a boil wash again but at least he’s a nice person.

Does anyone else have random tags / names for the best & worst clients.

I have a Mr. Tuesday. He's fabulous and will visit 9 times out of ten on a Tuesday 

I have other names for people too, but Mr. Tuesday is my favourite