Was bent over on all fours with a guy’s face buried in my ass as he licked away at the hole last night. Unfortunately, my stomach was bubbling and I was fake moaning while pulling pained faces as I held in the biggest fart in the world 😂 managed to get away with it, but it was a close one

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I worked happily in a working flat, the client was quite dishy, I thought, this'll be fun! His face came over a bit dubious when he asked, 'Are you a man'?. The maid had shown him into the wrong room. My tranny bud was wondering where his client was. Good job he mentioned it before we got jiggy.

I worked with an agency once back in 2011 and the driver took me to a job and when I got to the street then I recognised it as having been there the week before on a job so off I go from the car and walk up the clients path and I see him sitting in the livingroom reading something, I waved through the window and he didn’t wave back, I thought nothing of it and went to the door and knocked on it, he didn’t answer so I tapped again and he still didn’t answer, I ended up standing there for a few minutes and wondered wtf was going on so I went up to the livingroom window again and still the client was sitting there so I started banging on the window frantically and STILL he ignored me, I’m not the most patient person in the world so I then started going mental and shouting about how he was a time waster and he better pay the £30 cancellation fee or else my boss would send ‘the boys’ down to sort him out and STILL he kept sitting there and yet he wasn’t looking at me...well 1 minute later my crazy boss calls me asking where the fuck I am as the client has been on the phone asking why am I not there yet, well it turns out I was in the right street but at the wrong door and I had been with the guy (who was ignoring me being a fruitcake at his door) before but this time it was a different one!!!

Nothing ever became of the guy I went mental at, no complaints or anything and the client whose house I was actually meant to go too thought it hilarious but I didn’t say which door even though he kept asking, it still makes me laugh to this day!

This is not really funny but very embarrassing for me!
Today I went to check into my usual apartments I work from, Ive worked from there once a week since May. The owners (3 good looking men) are so lovely and bend over backwards to accommodate me. When I went today one of the owners (best looking one IMO) informs me that the last time I worked there a gentleman was seen leaving my apartment and 30 minutes later a different gentleman was seen arriving so they have looked at the cctv and need to inform me that while the lock down is happening I’m not allowed to have so many “guests” coming and going,  I wanted the floor to swallow me up, it’s obvious what I’m doing having 5/6 different men visiting my apartment. I cancelled my booking for today face to face which is more embarrassing as it showed I was planning on having guests but I thought no point paying 65.00 for a room and not being able to see anyone.