I just had a lovely newbie. He'd never done this before and kept saying thankyou for being so nice. I charge £70 for half hour and £110 for an hour. He gave me £120 for half an hour. I kept saying no but he insisted.

So holy cow🐄to end all cows🐄you guys😱.

I got a motherfucking $700 tip on this tour. I wish I knew why.

Regular enough fellow, mentions he’s deaf, NBD, I figure he’s hard of hearing 🧏‍♀️ & I’ll have to shout the entire time he’s there. Oh great, I’m thinking, but at least he told me.

He knocks, comes in & he’s DEAF-Deaf. Well, I’m ASL certified ~ rusty AF mind you, but certified ~ so I pull out my sign language skills & go to town. Would he be more comfortable signing, or does he lip read? He’s DELIGHTED I sign, but says lip reading is easier. (Great bc again, RUSTY.)

He lays some $100 bills on the dresser & goes to the bathroom, I go to count them. And count them....& count them...& count them....

I’m  losing it, y’all. Is he a freak? Am I going to die? Does he want super weird stuff? ACK!!!!!

Nope. He was lovely. A hand job & he was out, didn’t even stay the hour.

I’m so confused, still. And yes, the $$ was real🤷🏼‍♀️. Thanks Warren!!♥️♥️