Just a vent; guy inquires about a booking for this afternoon after emailing a reply from my ad on one of the sites where I know I am on, and I know what my fee is.

Well; I email him back then he calls asking about an incall location I was open to do today. Then he asks how much I was looking for; and I replied...whats on my ad it is $$$ for an incall. Then he says, "oh that was more than I was looking to pay we are going to have to do this another time." I'm just like, its right there on my ad man how could you email me and not notice what my rate was and then cancel 

Another instance is I have a travel ad in another city. Last weekend I recieved several calls (which is a good thing BUT) the trip is not for another month and these dudes are calling me asking if Im available! It says June 30th not May 30th! Its even written on my headline! And I know they werent TW's because TW's from out of town usually like to keep you on the phone and ask questions and chat you up. But when these guys knew I wasnt in town they hung up right away.

Aye caramba!

I just cant understand how they manage to find my number and my email yet some of those same person cant find my rate or date when I'll be there.

It turns out the guy couldn't work out how to turn it on and rather than read the manual, he'd just returned it!

He must have wanted to have sex with the phone    Who can expect to get turned on without any manual?

One or two guys have admitted they only look at my pictures, take the mobile number and call. Other guys will have only seen my on a directory and not bothered or noticed the link to my mains site.

Tell you what is interesting, often guys are surprised by my voice on the phone. I've a deeper than usual female voice, a lot find it sexy but for some it's made them doubt my age, size and non-smoking claims. Most of my clients love it and find it very sexy, others when I've had a sore throat or cold have thought I'm not the woman I claim to be on my site.

Can't alter my voice, my service is great and no-one I've met has been disappointed.

I was giving directions to one guy, and as I was watching from the window he kept turning the wrong way, so in exasperation, I yelled "listen with your ears, not your dick!" he finally listened. They are not paying attention, it is the bain of my worki g life.

I get the whole 'I am looking at your site right now, tell me, how much is it for an hour?'

See; I keep on finding out that the ones who are asking me that; and seen my site...are bullshitting me. Its like the 3rd or 4th time this week. Now its just pissing me off for real