I was literally juggling two timewasting idiots yesterday. They both started off well enough but just as I was about to consider pencilling them in, one said "So where are you based". I replied with my stock answer "What does it say on my profile?". He disappears for a bit then reappears with "It only says somewhere between x and x". No idea where he's got that from, I'm assuming it's the general location blurb at the bottom of the landing page. So he's completely managed to miss the tab labelled "WHEN and WHERE".
The second one when I referred him back to my profile, asked me what my username was! I mean, seriously.
The most annoying thing about these guys, is that you can waste loads of time bloody spoon feeding them when you could be doing something else. I know I could just tell them but 1. where's the fun in that and 2. if they're actual timewasters they won't bother going back to read your profile anyway