This topic has probably come up before in some guise but this one takes the biscuit.

On my profile in bold  letters I have the following at the top of the page.

- Incall date as in I am working today plus how far I am from the nearest station
- brief car parking details
- My green light is on
- Tour details are at the end of the page
- My telephone number is on display

I receive the following e-mail

"Hey hun hope you are well just wondering if your working or going to be working in the near future after lockdown. Thanks"

 

SERIOUSLY!

This happens more often then not. At least 60% of knobs do not bother reading anything, some are thick and some just lazy or both.

Since this current lockdown started, I was contacted by so many timewasters that I actually removed every single piece of information from my profile, and added a note that I am not currently available, and won’t be until early December.

Do you think this has stopped time wasters contacting me to meet now? No, it has not.

I’m outcall only, something I am very clear, and is evidenced in the pricing; only outcall prices are listed. Yet, still I’m contacted by those wanting an incall.

Some men are entitled and want what they want; they don’t give a stuff what is listed on a profile.

It’s all good though as it just makes it easier to recognise those who warrant instant blocking!

Course they don't read. They just look at the pretty pictures!

The level of not reading relevant information has been quite shocking recently. I've gone through the whole process of arranging a booking via text for them to then ask "who is this by the way? What's your name on AW? I've texted a few and not sure which one you are " 

I've noticed now 9 out of 10 emails through AW are those with zero feedback and my numbers on display. So either I've already blocked their number or just timewasters. I suppose guys must be bored and more time to bother us.

I just posted about this in 'things clients do that annoy you' so I thought I'd post here too!

The fact that punters literally NEVER read your profile. I was getting 100's of messages on AW with punters asking the same question - so I decided to make an FAQ with all my most popular questions - and posted on the top of my profile ' Please read my FAQ before messaging me'.... Yet behold.... I am still... getting.... the same questions.... that could be answered... by my fucking FAQ!!!!

While were here, here are some of the questions I keep repeatedly getting (DESPITE MY FAQ ) that really piss me off!!!!

- something along the lines of im a photographer blah blah blah I can take some professional pictures of you for your profile blah blah blah
- Hi do you want a content creator partner!!! we can make *insert bullshit amount of money* every day!!!!
- Hi I really want to see you will you accept *insert lowball offer* im clean and respectful!!!
- Hi do you do anal/bareback? how much extra?
- 'can you send me a face picture'

also at the top of my profile it states I BOLD LETTERING AND UNDER A HEADING:

UNTILL WE ARE OUT OF LOCKDOWN I AM ONLY OFFERING WEBCAM, DIRECTIM AND PHONE CHAT - so I have taken my escorting rates off my profile, and even 5 mins before I wrote this I have several messages

'hi babe can I book you for one hour today'
'Hi how much for 30mins incall'
'Hi, I would love to meet you today. Please text or WhatsApp me on 07......'
'hi what's your rates for incalls'
'Whats your booking number so I can book you?'

 ignorant bastards!!!

if that comes across rude I'm fine with that, I'd rather scare off the idiot time wasters rather than have them message me.. haha

The problem is, it will not scare off most of the TWs, because they don't bother reading your profile in the first place. But it can put off genuine clients.

What I do on my profile is write it to appeal to my ideal client. (Polite, can afford my prices, doesn't boundary push, is capable of reading and following my instructions on how to make a booking.) I ask them to send me some specific info when they text me. If I get enquiries which don't answer the things I've asked, then I know they haven't read my profile and their enquiry will go to the bottom of the pile marked "only reply if desperate for cash"

This also weeds out the guys who can read but are arrogant tossers - they will decide they're too special to text, so they'll try phoning me, or saying stupid shit like "I know you want to know this info but first let me tell you about myself because I'm rich, thick and entitled."