Exactly lol x

Lol my neighbours are all pricks. I thought I had 3 men living below me, turns out its 2 women, one with no neck (butch as hell) who party like mad too but they bang the roof when I am on my treadmill for 20 mins at 9pm usually. Once she came to my door and I said go on phone the noise police they will laugh at you for complaining of the girl above exercising for 20 mins at night at a reasonable time. While they party hard till 5am on Tuesday mornings and stuff.

Have another neighbour below growing grass I am sure, and the guy in the penthouse across in the other side of the building (there are 4 penthouses there) had some heavy's break into his house and started shooting and wrecked his whole apartment, that was quite scary.

Always a drama in Glasgow city centre, move here if you like that sort of thing lol.

xx

crikey! I remember why I love living in Cornwall now (apart from the beaches etc), we are all so laid back down here we are practically horizontal! The biggest drama we have had here is Tesco started charging for their car park, there was hell up! Sometimes I think that helps me keep my little secret from the neighbours because theyare too naive for it to occur to them. Or other times I worry that they will be overly schocked  and appalled and I'll end up front page news!



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