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General Category => Blather and Babble => Topic started by: sade on 03 August 2013, 03:52:57 pm
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I was wondering if you have any secrets of what to eat and drink to make you vajajay taste amazing. I love receiving oral and I love it when customers compliment me on the taste and smell, however, I always want to do better.. care to share?
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If its not broke why fix it.x pineapple meant to make it nice and asparagus horrible though.x
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I think clients, or rather men in general, like the natural taste as long as it's clean. Some seem to really love it, especially around mid-month, although the techniques often leave a lot to be desired. You don't need to make it taste of fruit. Although it's healthy for you to drink anyway, so why not. I'm with you, if the man knows what he's doing, it's one of the perks of the job.
Pinapple juice is what men are supposed to drink to make their semen taste better. I must say I've never noticed it taste of pinapple though - lol.
Whatever you do don't squirt deodorant around there. They hate that as I discovered to my cost once.
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I heard of eating pineapple helps too, also cutting out caffeine, drinking herbal teas and not having too much processed food does wonders apparently although any healthy diet keeps it tasting nice. But I`d rather the guy suffer than not being able to have my regular takeaways and coffees lol.
Sometimes I use flavoured lube down there, if its close to that time of month when the smell and taste may change slightly /become stronger. but it definately depends on how well you know the client, some guys hate it.
I have been tempted, for a couple of barely tolerable guys, to pre - drizzle kipper juice over my flaps just for my own amusement during a crappy session. But thats just me ;D
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I don't understand why men like licking any fanny TBH. Too yucky in my honest opinion.
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I don't understand why men like licking any fanny TBH. Too yucky in my honest opinion.
I couldn't agree more... I thought I was the only one who thought this haha
If I'm honest I just hate it when they want to spend loads of time down there.... It just cringes me out.
And yes I'm probably in the wrong job haha
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Too wet and squishy. :P
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It's their heavy breathing through their nostrils while they are down there that I really hate.... Yuck!
Oh and the spitting at it first!!!!
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I love licking pussy, sorry :) no bad experience so far...and I love having mine taken care of, therefore my concern about the taste.. I can't really put my nose and tongue in mine to see what's what...I hate it when I eat fish...it actually makes it smell like that, but, cranberry juice and water lemon or sometimes I eat lemon ( the peel as well) with honey and i find it does make it smell (probably taste) different...I used to sometimes put a small fruity tic-tac in some time ago, but I stopped as I worried about ph changing..silly girl me
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I don't understand why men like licking any fanny TBH. Too yucky in my honest opinion.
As I've said before to someone else, this is how I know you're straight and that I'm not gay...
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I don't understand why men like licking any fanny TBH. Too yucky in my honest opinion.
As I've said before to someone else, this is how I know you're straight and that I'm not gay...
I agree, this is how I know when a client books someone else for a 3 way and she would only finger me... I do try and make it easy for her though, I am nice like that.
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I have been tempted, for a couple of barely tolerable guys, to pre - drizzle kipper juice over my flaps just for my own amusement during a crappy session. But thats just me ;D
looool, that made me choke on my tea too funny...they would probably be asking if you had some new potatoes to go with the main lol
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I don't understand why men like licking any fanny TBH. Too yucky in my honest opinion.
As I've said before to someone else, this is how I know you're straight and that I'm not gay...
I agree, this is how I know when a client books someone else for a 3 way and she would only finger me... I do try and make it easy for her though, I am nice like that.
I've licked a lot of pussies in my life, purely for business purposes, and I'm not even a tiny bit bisexual. It wasn't unpleasant but didn't do anything for me, so I guess you can't always tell...
Regarding the smell- don't eat garlic! It makes any body fluids smell of garlic.
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Men are naturally aroused by it. I thought that was obvious. Maybe not all of them, but many of them develop stronger erections, and sooner than they otherwise would. I think it must be the pheromones in the vaginal secretions that do it. I have several regulars who are much slower to respond if they don't.
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Have any punters kissed you before with fanny smelling breath?
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Cocks usually stay dry when you suck them but fannies excrete all kinds of juices like discharge etc.
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Cocks usually stay dry when you suck them but fannies excrete all kinds of juices like discharge etc.
That's what most men want. They don't all just lick you. Some men seem to be almost addicted to it.
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I am not 100% vegan and my boyfriend made a comment that when i am on my vegan diet i taste sour when i'm not i taste nice, so hey i tasted myself and i literally taste like lemons... and what do i eat on a daily basis, well.... lemon water to ironically keep my awake and alert during the day.
Food tastes seem to just go straight to my region, i mean as an escort i avoid bad smelling foods anyways but lemons are fresh and nice but of course not down there XD.
I go for regular check it's not any stis and i have read that you can have a chemical imbalance in your diet that in turn makes you taste sour but i keep an alkaline diet for that very reason, lemons are... supposedly sour when you eat them but they are alkaline in your body don't ask my how it works ??? but a few foods do the same thing.
If i cut out the lemons it's not that bad but it's still apparent. I think i've only had 1 guy mention it but that was enough for me to come off my diet. What foods make down there taste nice?
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I am not 100% vegan and my boyfriend made a comment that when i am on my vegan diet i taste sour when i'm not i taste nice, so hey i tasted myself and i literally taste like lemons... and what do i eat on a daily basis, well.... lemon water to ironically keep my awake and alert during the day.
Food tastes seem to just go straight to my region, i mean as an escort i avoid bad smelling foods anyways but lemons are fresh and nice but of course not down there XD.
I go for regular check it's not any stis and i have read that you can have a chemical imbalance in your diet that in turn makes you taste sour but i keep an alkaline diet for that very reason, lemons are... supposedly sour when you eat them but they are alkaline in your body don't ask my how it works ??? but a few foods do the same thing.
If i cut out the lemons it's not that bad but it's still apparent. I think i've only had 1 guy mention it but that was enough for me to come off my diet. What foods make down there taste nice?
you know i said i used to put a small tic tac in my vajajay and an old guy told me pussy should taste like pickle as he has been eating pussy all his life and he knows... :-\
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I am not 100% vegan and my boyfriend made a comment that when i am on my vegan diet i taste sour when i'm not i taste nice, so hey i tasted myself and i literally taste like lemons... and what do i eat on a daily basis, well.... lemon water to ironically keep my awake and alert during the day.
Food tastes seem to just go straight to my region, i mean as an escort i avoid bad smelling foods anyways but lemons are fresh and nice but of course not down there XD.
I go for regular check it's not any stis and i have read that you can have a chemical imbalance in your diet that in turn makes you taste sour but i keep an alkaline diet for that very reason, lemons are... supposedly sour when you eat them but they are alkaline in your body don't ask my how it works ??? but a few foods do the same thing.
If i cut out the lemons it's not that bad but it's still apparent. I think i've only had 1 guy mention it but that was enough for me to come off my diet. What foods make down there taste nice?
Lemons are not alkaline in your body, they are acid. Anyway, what's wrong with tasting of lemon?
I think it taste a little sour except mid month when it becomes slightly sweeter.
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I thought it was mens juices that tasted better after eating pineapples? I would hate to be a man. Any bi curious side of me has gone out the window after thinking about going down on a girl. Yeugh. you have to get your nose and face all up in it. *shudders*
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Interesting...I've never really given much thought to how our lunch can effect a session later that day.
I just have either a quick shower or wash with mild soap and water just before a booking to make sure I taste ok. I have been told before that I taste sweet rather than sour, but I do tend to eat a lot of fruit.
Saying that I'm just about to troff a bowl of garlic-laden mushroom risotto, so spare a thought for the lucky punters I have booked in later ;D
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I don't have many food tips but have discovered two things:-
I am on a paleo diet and have found that when I do have carbohydrates or breads I have a smell, when I am strictly paleo I have no smell down there. Many of my clients comment about this.
Over the years, I have also developed two habits which seem to help me:-
Sleeping at night in cotton panties helps things to breathe down there.
I don't have periods due to Maryna but sleep with a tampon in every night with a bit of anti bacterial and anti fungal ointment on. When I pull it it out the morning it scrapes the walls clean. Maybe I am being a bit over fastidious but my infection rate is basically zero compared to my colleagues who seem to have many complaints.
I also employ this procedure because I do let my clients go down on me and put their fingers up there. My theory is mouth is dirtier than pussy? Anyways not sure if its true but it helps me sleep better at night.
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Over the years, I have also developed two habits which seem to help me:-
Sleeping at night in cotton panties helps things to breathe down there.
I don't have periods due to Maryna but sleep with a tampon in every night with a bit of anti bacterial and anti fungal ointment on. When I pull it it out the morning it scrapes the walls clean. Maybe I am being a bit over fastidious but my infection rate is basically zero compared to my colleagues who seem to have many complaints.
Oh dear that can't be good for you though ? Using a tampon every day will dry up all the natural fluids down there that clean your nether regions?
EDIT: Quote fixed.
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Love this thread !
The worst is when they lick your arse, and they come up to give me a big sloppy kiss.
They may like the taste of my arse, but I sure don't want to try it !
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It's their heavy breathing through their nostrils while they are down there that I really hate.... Yuck!
Oh and the spitting at it first!!!!
That pre spitting I blame on porn-they have so much mucus in the films, it's gross. I know cigarettes make everything taste bad. I love it and my fwb has done it on me for over 45 minutes straight. He's not a client though
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My main problem is a couple of days before my period it is hella irony. My boyfriend alway remarks after being down there that he will be on his best behaviour for the next few days as it smells metalic!
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I am not 100% vegan and my boyfriend made a comment that when i am on my vegan diet i taste sour when i'm not i taste nice, so hey i tasted myself and i literally taste like lemons... and what do i eat on a daily basis, well.... lemon water to ironically keep my awake and alert during the day.
Food tastes seem to just go straight to my region, i mean as an escort i avoid bad smelling foods anyways but lemons are fresh and nice but of course not down there XD.
I go for regular check it's not any stis and i have read that you can have a chemical imbalance in your diet that in turn makes you taste sour but i keep an alkaline diet for that very reason, lemons are... supposedly sour when you eat them but they are alkaline in your body don't ask my how it works ??? but a few foods do the same thing.
If i cut out the lemons it's not that bad but it's still apparent. I think i've only had 1 guy mention it but that was enough for me to come off my diet. What foods make down there taste nice?
you know i said i used to put a small tic tac in my vajajay and an old guy told me pussy should taste like pickle as he has been eating pussy all his life and he knows... :-\
LMAO if it tasted like pickle I'd go straight! YUCK
From someone who has mostly slept with women all her adult life (before this anyway):
Any time I've slept with a woman who has been drinking beer/lager, I can taste it during oral. No offence to any vegans/vegetarians here, but I've never slept with a vegan/vegetarian that I've enjoyed the experience with either. I find women that have a high amount of protein in their diet taste quite nice; as do women that eat a lot of fruit. Dunno about the lemon thing, I'd be the same in thinking it would make it taste more pleasant because its fruit. A lot of it is down to pheromones though, the scent and taste of it is a turn on if you're sexually attracted to women so besides what I mentioned before, I don't particularly notice anything really affects it with diet as everyone does tend to have their own unique scent/taste anyway.
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Have any punters kissed you before with fanny smelling breath?
I think I just turned a funny shade of blue! Why don't they use the mouth wash?
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I know when u have a good diet helps plus u can always get that creams with taste of straberry or chocolate from Ann summer
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OK ladies, here goes?**opens the mine of random information**
--Best Mary Poppins impression?
What you need is not a spoonful of sugar, but to take a teaspoon of cinnamon to help the gentlemen go down! ;D
Oh and add in a splash of vanilla essence!
Don?t apply it (ouch), ideally add it to a smoothie, on top of your cereal or even drink Yogi tea? Classic Spice.
Allium vegetables (onion, garlic, leeks and chives) will all taint the lady garden as will a general bad diet of junk food, coffee, beer and cigarettes. I have the nose of a bloodhound and when I massage ladies and I can tell when they have eaten them!
I hope that helps you gals!