I can't get past someone sticking their tongue in your nostrils.  I thought I had heard it all.  I was wrong.

I can't get past someone sticking their tongue in your nostrils.  I thought I had heard it all.  I was wrong.

This is the sex industry, you'll never hear it all lol....I seen a reverse booking the other day for a guy wanting to eat shit, not just any old human shit......dog shit and he had plenty of feedback so genuine 

Quote from: MandyVine on 01 December 2015, 09:08:09 pm

I can't get past someone sticking their tongue in your nostrils.  I thought I had heard it all.  I was wrong.

This is the sex industry, you'll never hear it all lol....I seen a reverse booking the other day for a guy wanting to eat shit, not just any old human shit......dog shit and he had plenty of feedback so genuine 

I think I've met him?

I can't get past someone sticking their tongue in your nostrils.  I thought I had heard it all.  I was wrong.

So did I until yesterdays serial DFK.....my bed was soaked, and that was just from his slobbery on my face. Anyway, using our techniques, I moved my head away from his mouth and then he started licking my nose and then onto my armpits....eugh eugh eugh.

Don't even get me started about those disgusting men that try spitting in your mouths

Quote from: MandyVine on 01 December 2015, 09:08:09 pm

I can't get past someone sticking their tongue in your nostrils.  I thought I had heard it all.  I was wrong.

So did I until yesterdays serial DFK.....my bed was soaked, and that was just from his slobbery on my face. Anyway, using our techniques, I moved my head away from his mouth and then he started licking my nose and then onto my armpits....eugh eugh eugh.

Don't even get me started about those disgusting men that try spitting in your mouths

If they're just a rubbish kisser, I try to avoid it discreetly.

But if they pull any of that licky-licky shit I will absolutely say "Don't do that." It's a reflex and I can't promise that my tone will be utterly sweet about it. And spitting in my mouth? Oh hell no. They get told off for that.

If someone is really that fucking annoying I'm not that bothered about them being happy. It's not like I want them to come back. And, since I don't read any review sites I don't give a shit what they go tell the world. They can tell them that I'm a horrid mean old harpy. I honestly won't know and so I won't care.

I put up with very little - it's down to "Do I want this client to want to book me again?"

Quote from: OFFS on 01 December 2015, 11:19:50 pm

Quote from: MandyVine on 01 December 2015, 09:08:09 pm

I can't get past someone sticking their tongue in your nostrils.  I thought I had heard it all.  I was wrong.

So did I until yesterdays serial DFK.....my bed was soaked, and that was just from his slobbery on my face. Anyway, using our techniques, I moved my head away from his mouth and then he started licking my nose and then onto my armpits....eugh eugh eugh.

Don't even get me started about those disgusting men that try spitting in your mouths

If they're just a rubbish kisser, I try to avoid it discreetly.

But if they pull any of that licky-licky shit I will absolutely say "Don't do that." It's a reflex and I can't promise that my tone will be utterly sweet about it. And spitting in my mouth? Oh hell no. They get told off for that.

If someone is really that fucking annoying I'm not that bothered about them being happy. It's not like I want them to come back. And, since I don't read any review sites I don't give a shit what they go tell the world. They can tell them that I'm a horrid mean old harpy. I honestly won't know and so I won't care.

I put up with very little - it's down to "Do I want this client to want to book me again?"

As you know I used to let the review sites bother me but I realised that I can't control what people with an agenda or axe to grind have to say so getting myself upset over something I can't control and something that's not true was making me unwell and it's really not worth it.

I try to avoid discreetly too if they are a rubbish kisser. I love it when I get a good kisser, it's so nice.

xx