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General Category => Blather and Babble => Topic started by: Ana66 on 23 March 2022, 09:12:02 am
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Hi everyone,
I don't know if this topic has already been discussed before but thought it would be funny if we could share the story behind our worst ever client/clients, can be in terms of hygiene, behaviour, or any other reason that could make the client very difficult :)
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Ooooh I think it is a toss-up between a skid mark guy who was eating peanuts in his bed the night before and I could feel.....the.....crumbs..... skid marks everywhere and I just can't.
And the second was clean but simply weird, he turned up VERY late and complained when I told him I couldn't do the hour for him, eventually settling for 45mins (which I don't usually offer but did it to shut him up and get him out in time) then he complained about the bathroom muttering to himself. He just laid there like a fish the WHOLE booking, didn't respond positively to anything, dick wasn't even hard and I kept asking him if he wanted me to stop and he said no. Occasionally he would say something negative to himself (perhaps he had Tourette's but IDK?) It was really disconcerting. I had forgotten what happened towards the end but I know I didn't like it. My brain must have covered up the trauma of dealing with him.
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Hard to pick just 1 tbh
Only guy I've thrown out had no charisma, old, stank, had some sort of weird lesion on his tongue so kissing him was vile, creepy said 'I want to be inside you' then proceeded to grip me so tight he was marking me. Asked him to stop gripping but he didn't so kicked him out.
Another in 1st meeting (old guy) kept calling me a dirty little slut. Asked him not to. On second meeting he grabbed my neck so hard to get me to kiss me he hurt me. Gripping me tightly when I was on top. I told him I was not enjoying our meet. He finished himself off and I blocked him the second he left the house.
Shit stains from another old creepy one who stank.
Old bloke pushing my boundaries and asking about my kids whilst fucking me.
Sense a theme here? I will add I have some lovely older regs but in the main I do not like them and wish they'd find an escort closer to their advanced age.
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Have to be my first client, in hindsight there was nothing wrong with him, a married man in his 40s wanting a bit of extra circular fun. I later found out I was his first escort, it was like two teenagers together neither knowing the way forward, he eventually got inside me and fucked me really hard before he cum. I have seen him a few times since and we know the form so it is easier.
I hate BO and scruffy men, I can just about tolerate them unless they talk dirty that really gets me mad. Oddly enough dirty talk from a fit guy is fine.
Best thing I ever did was decide on “likes” and remove at discretion or extra fees, that opened the door to negotiations which were tedious.
Any man dirty about his bum, bye life is to short.
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A scruffy looking guy with the most horrendous breath imaginable, I mean it was rancid and could be smelt from feet away. I could not get near enough to him to offer any service other than a hand job. No way I would let him near enough to have sex and definitely wouldn't allow him to give me oral.
He had awful teeth and admitted that he knew he needed dental treatment so was aware of his problem, why not spend his money on that rather than escorts!?
He booked an hour but left after 30 mins much to my relief!
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A vile drunk guy that turned up cum in my mouth I puked on his leg after telling him I don't do cim. Kissed me like I was another species :-X
When he got up to leave I saw shit stains on my sofa cushion. Told him it wasn't there before he sat on it
I drank alot of whisky after and warned local ladies one kindly gave me the details to this brilliant forum
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I've had 3–4 that were bad in different ways (the racist Asian youth, the eau de mothball cross-dresser, the magenta nose and cock...) but probably most stressful was a young lad with learning difficulties. There were zero red flags in either his emails or during our screening call, but it was a very difficult two hours.
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There’s too many to think of but one that sticks in my mind is when I worked for a agency and they sent me to a normal terrace house the guy who opens the door is something out of a horror film. you know that tall skinny creepy serial killer guy. Oh dear so I went in and he paid me he was actually quite pleasant but had the strangest creepiest look/grin on his face to this day I’ve never been so uncomfortable. He had long skinny awful fingers with long nails and I’m dying thinking about him touching my skin. So I got on with the job thought great he’s come I can go, he wanted to chat and it was just so strange he wasn’t nasty he just gave me the bad creeps. I’ve had other bookings that went far far worse and became abusive but this one was the worst for me
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Not my proudest moment but I worked the street for a time. Got in a car and the bloke drove to the middle of nowhere we did the deed and he drove off leaving me in just my underwear.
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Not my proudest moment but I worked the street for a time. Got in a car and the bloke drove to the middle of nowhere we did the deed and he drove off leaving me in just my underwear.
Wow that is like something from a horror film :(
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Wow that is like something from a horror film :(
Thankfully, nothing too bad happened that time. I got to a road and a kind lady took pity on me and gave me a blanket and a lift home.
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Oh, so many that I think I may need to keep popping back :D I'll keep away from the really scary ones that made me fearful for now..
Most recent was a few weeks ago.
Guy I visited at his hotel 2 days running. He was going down on me and suddenly started sniffing. He dashed off to the bathroom and was in there a little while.
I asked if he was OK, he said fine - just a slight cold.. and attempted to go down on me again. Something made me think and I shuffled position and suggested we use the other single bed (he was quite large and sweating)
As we moved over, I glanced back to the bed and it was covered in blood where he had been giving me oral - and I knew it wasn't mine (too old ;D)
Incredibly, he told me the housekeeping hadn't been yet and it was from a previous guest! (this was my 2nd day here remember >:()
To be fair, he had seen another Escort that morning he told me - but the blood most definitely wasn't there when I arrived.
Turns out, he had a nosebleed (all over me :() as it continued unabated - despite toilet paper plugs in both nostrils :-\
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Oh, so many that I think I may need to keep popping back :D I'll keep away from the really scary ones that made me fearful for now..
Most recent was a few weeks ago.
Guy I visited at his hotel 2 days running. He was going down on me and suddenly started sniffing. He dashed off to the bathroom and was in there a little while.
I asked if he was OK, he said fine - just a slight cold.. and attempted to go down on me again. Something made me think and I shuffled position and suggested we use the other single bed (he was quite large and sweating)
As we moved over, I glanced back to the bed and it was covered in blood where he had been giving me oral - and I knew it wasn't mine (too old ;D)
Incredibly, he told me the housekeeping hadn't been yet and it was from a previous guest! (this was my 2nd day here remember >:()
To be fair, he had seen another Escort that morning he told me - but the blood most definitely wasn't there when I arrived.
Turns out, he had a nosebleed (all over me :() as it continued unabated - despite toilet paper plugs in both nostrils :-\
Phoenix that's awful for you to descover..
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I have been quite lucky as not met many horrors over the years but two come to mind. As told in a recent thread, the man who hurt my nipples by pinching them very hard and when I complained he did it again.
Another comes to mind. Older man who at first seemed fine but a few minutes into the booking I noticed his terrible skin condition. Crusty and flakey and it shed all over my bed and some of it on me too. Makes me sick to think of it. He knew he had this probem but either didn't care or hoped I wouldn't notice. Horrible!
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Oh another one. Email via AW, loads of +feedback made an outcall request. When checking the app after agreeing (and getting his number) he had made requests for BB to other escorts but I'd already agreed and after having a no show was kinda pissed off so carried on with it. He had noticable genital warts... during sex he lost his erection, secretly glad, he then said he wanted to tease me with his bare cock, I refused saying I do not allow this. When he found his orgasm again he asked if he could cum over my pussy, absolutely fucking not you deceased cock. Awful outcall.
Another outcall he said at the last minute his wife definitely wouldn't be home, I hadn't factored this in... stupidly so was anxious. The house was a 'wipe your feet on the way out' type place, I went home and had the hottest shower ever. I felt filthy. The dust must of been an inch thick. I now only do outcalls to hotels or private apartments.
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Worst was a guy who refused to pay! He was SO DRUNK when I arrived, and wanted to pay by bank transfer (I work with an agency so it's accepted) and every time he typed the bank details would lock his phone and start chatting. This happened a good 3 or 4 times until 30 min passed, and then he said he agreed to pay a much lower fee that the one that was clearly stated on the website or that he already paid (which wasn't true)... I called the girl at the reception to confirm the price (she was new and I blamed her that she sent me to this guy who was clearly intoxicated) and decided to leave. Then he ended my call, it was on speaker and I started to panic on the inside, reception wasn't good either... Luckily I left with no issues but it's the first and hope last time I got this scared during a booking...
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I'm struggling to think of just one, I've been in many frightening, difficult situations.
Out and out fear has to be the punter who when I opened the door to him after giving him final directions, entered wearing balaclava pulled a large carving knife our of his sleeve, shut the door deadlocking it.
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I'm struggling to think of just one, I've been in many frightening, difficult situations.
Out and out fear has to be the punter who when I opened the door to him after giving him final directions, entered wearing balaclava pulled a large carving knife our of his sleeve, shut the door deadlocking it.
Omfg!!!
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Oh another one. Email via AW, loads of +feedback made an outcall request. When checking the app after agreeing (and getting his number) he had made requests for BB to other escorts but I'd already agreed and after having a no show was kinda pissed off so carried on with it. He had noticable genital warts... during sex he lost his erection, secretly glad, he then said he wanted to tease me with his bare cock, I refused saying I do not allow this. When he found his orgasm again he asked if he could cum over my pussy, absolutely fucking not you deceased cock. Awful outcall.
I would not continue a booking if I noticed warts - that's ridiculously disrespectful and stupid.
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I would not continue a booking if I noticed warts - that's ridiculously disrespectful and stupid.
This is the first thing that came to my mind too, I was gonna ask for some advice. I’ve not had this happen but if it ever does, I would think to stop the booking….
May I ask why you continued? I’m still somewhat new to escorting and haven’t had anything like this yet
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Omfg!!!
Yes.
He'd had a booking previously, changed number and name booked and did this.
So when guys come to the door covering face, or I'm outcall and a new client happens to have a carving knife under the bed.
I'd actually forgotten someone pulled a similar knife out on me (laughed off as a joke at the time) when I was 18 (a few decades ago), it is not funny.
Someone with a disability creating anxiety covered hotel bathroom floor with stomach contents.
Plenty of learning events.
Mates knocking on door asking why he's left them in the pub.
Only one guy I ever found repulsive, he didn't wash regularly one shower wasn't enough and clothes stank. Was also very difficult to arrange bookings with. Had this way with wanking
Sorry I want to think of the many great, excellent clients I have had who are wonderful.
Worst might do to those who were needy in texts, needed 20 texts to arrange asking me for exact heel heights, dress length, messing around, unreliable, constantly late, bumbling, asked for trust then blew it. One man had 30 minute booking then harassed me by text for 2 years, police stepped in, he then communicated by proxy mentioning me to other Escorts who'd then ask me did I know him.
Next!
Thank goodness I know how to handle this sooner, if at all - much clearer message now and avoid much of that.
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I would not continue a booking if I noticed warts - that's ridiculously disrespectful and stupid.
It was towards the end when I noticed it. I have never had this before and really didn't know how to handle it at the time. You live and learn and although I've never had it since I would end the booking now.
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Guy in his 70s with a false leg, what seemed like claws for hands, horrendous kisser, with piss stained pants stinking of stale urine 🤢
Old guy, tall skinny its long grey scraggy hair and underpants that came up to his chest, black broken teeth and very strange conversation
Mid 60s guy, very pleasant man, clean etc but his breath was so bad I was struggling from 5 foot away, thanking was after the first lockdown ended so I was in a mask and had taken kissing off the menu ;D
I'm sure there are a few more but those are the standout ones
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It was towards the end when I noticed it. I have never had this before and really didn't know how to handle it at the time. You live and learn and although I've never had it since I would end the booking now.
I've had this quite recently (the guy either had warts or molluscum contagiusum but again that's a difficult one since I'm not a dermatologist and it could also be something else which is none of the ones I mentioned), this was even more difficult since the guy had driven 3h to see me.
On top of that he was married and 63 yo and plenty of feedbacks on AW (the type of guy you would never expect to have this kind of stuff right, he probably had some bareback sex with one of his regs and caught this imo).
The guy wanted CIM, OWO. Obviously I couldn't provide that, I said I can give the money back for him to leave but he insisted I could do OW instead, and to my absolute stupidity I ended up doing a OW (I made sure all the skin with warts was properly covered).
I really regret it now and really hope I didn't catch anything :( :(
Obviously when you think about things afterwards, I think about how stupid I am but when you're in the moment, it's generally more complicated to have clear thoughts :(
But anyways, we learn new lessons everyday, don't we, especially in this job :)
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Thank you Ana, yes, like you say we're not dermatologists so difficult to know but also difficult to handle sensitively. You live and learn every day.
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Mine was a Turkish man who immediately came in begging me for a discount and looked me up and down in a condescending way as if to say you’re worth nothing.
He then start complaining about how reception asked him where he was going. I said we just came out of the pandemic and you still need to wear a face mask in hotels and he didn’t hence why they stopped his stupid ass.
I decided to just go ahead with it to get him the fuck out cause he was the most irritating person I’ve ever met.
He ended up forgetting his watch and came back for it.
He contacted me off two separate numbers after blocking him asking to come again. By far the worst person and client I’ve ever met. He was a mega asshole.
Other than that I don’t think I’ve met any other client as terrible as he was.
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Oh lol I just also remembered why this fucker was so awful. He haggled me so much he eventually got his discount only to pull out his wallet that was fucking full of wads of cash. What and absolute fucking cunt I thought. Over it. Last time I do that I’ll just tell them to get the fuck out of my hotel room next time.
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I'd forgotten about a middle eastern very hairy guy who said he just wanted massage ,lay on his stomach I swear his hair came off like a malting animal . He then wanted me to wank him while lying on his stomach which wasn't easy more hair came off then he ejaculated everywhere . Vile person
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Worst ever was a fly me to you client in Doha. I was in Dubai at the time on tour and he passed my screening, booked an overnight and paid a deposit plus money in advance for business class return flight. He asked about kissing so I clearly explained which services I don't offer before accepting the booking. I don't kiss, rim, bareback or use drugs. It says this on my website and on all my ads too. He seemed ok so I booked flights and went to see him. When I got there he was high on meth and all he wanted was to push my boundaries. He'd hassle me for kissing, then riming, then bareback, he tried to pressure me to take drugs with him. All the exact things I'd told him I wouldn't do. I told him to either relax, enjoy the services I do offer and stop hassling me to provide services I'd clearly told him multiple times weren't going to happen or else I'd leave. He behaved himself for about 5 minutes then started boundary pushing again so I left. I got halfway to the airport and got a txt saying he'd called the cops and they'd be waiting for me at the airport. I ignored him. There were no cops. I flew back to Dubai and kept his deposit. Worst client ever and the scariest part was waiting for my flight wondering if I was about to get thrown in a Qatari prison.
Second worst ever wanted to receive fisting. I accepted on the condition that he prepare himself ie douche thoroughly before coming to see me. He agreed to do so but when I pulled my fist out, he erupted. A geyser of liquid shit just exploded out of him. I sent him to the bathroom to wash up and when he left I found out he'd blocked my shower drain and the shower was an inch deep in shitty water with large floating chunks. Added fisting to the list of services I don't offer.
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A guy that had shit smeared all up both butt cheeks, as though he'd never learned he also needed to wipe there as well as the middle. He got progressively worse throughout the booking pushing for things I don't do, trying to shove his fist inside me (I don't offer fisting and even if I did it certainly wouldn't be without prep and warm up!) and then tried to quickly push himself in without a condom, ignored me when I pushed him away from me and said we need a condom and tried again to enter as quickly as he could - I think he was hoping I wouldn't be quick enough to stop it.